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starmekitten
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 Posted - 03/31/2005 : 13:15:05
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I'm not scary
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2005 : 13:20:33
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Originally posted by kathryn
I find it baffling that sex is the one common thing all humans share
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
What about breathing? Eating? Drinking?
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 03/31/2005 : 13:21:31
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Originally posted by starmekitten
I'm not scary
cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation
Hmm... How about I'm frightened of our relationship becoming too close because I'm confused as to whether one should have friends and lovers separate or together.
*Eyes flick sideways shiftily*
Yes, thats it.
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starmekitten
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 03/31/2005 : 13:22:26
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the
*sniff*
the mean
*sniff*
nasty man
*sniff*
he lies
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2005 : 13:23:51
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Originally posted by kathryn
Mun, people hide it all the time. You talk to someone and they
rarely say "I wish I had sex"
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
You not been reading my posts?
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or "I just had sex"
Or your own?
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2005 : 13:25:08
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Originally posted by mun chien andalusia
lucky them. i wish i were a pig.
 join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
Have you seen their cocks? They are vile, like corkscrews.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
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Posted - 03/31/2005 : 13:26:57
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Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
quote:
Originally posted by mun chien andalusia
lucky them. i wish i were a pig.
join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
Have you seen their cocks? They are vile, like corkscrews.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
OMG!
LMAO!
Only on fb.net folks.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2005 : 13:29:52
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Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
quote:
Originally posted by GypsyDeath
With my closer friends Im not at all coy about expressing when I want, or have had, or talking generally about sex, nor they with me.
I think its very healthy to talk about sex, and the different aspects of it. And we do talk about EVERYTHING.
But there is a difference between discussing it in those details with close friends, and discussing it with everyone. (unless you are drunk, then you can say or do what ever you like!)
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As far as I recall Mel, you're not all that coy talking about sex with anyone!
I'm like a lost snail in the night.
Thanks Cheeseman, I was just going to make that comment myself. Trust me this girl is not shy. I remember this one time she [edit]
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2005 : 13:33:23
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Originally posted by KimStanleyRobinson
Also, has anyone ever been involved in mutual masturbation?
I've thought about trying it with the woman I see occaisionally, but haven't had the opportunity to breach the subject.
Hell yes, I love it. My ex and I used to do it all the time.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2005 : 13:39:55
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Wow, lots to digest. I personally think that I wouldn't marry anyone unless they were a great friend and love. If I have to outsource my friendship, then that speaks to a fundamental failing with my female counterpart, I'd say.
As always, the key is moderation. I never had any secrets from my last serious girlfriend, and felt we could talk about anything, but I also relied on her too much as an exclusive friend. Instead of talking with other friends, I became centered around her and she around me. I could still have fun with other friends but they were seriously neglected and that was a mistake I'd not make again. I went overboard making her my only friend instead of a close friend. While that's dangerous from a personal development angle, I think that going the other way and not being completely open is equally dangerous for the relationship's development and health.
Finally, Tre, I agree that there is something wrong with the relationship if you can't bring something up, but not that it's necessarily your partner's fault. If you (not YOU specifically, general) can't bring it up, maybe you have trust issues. Or other issues. People are too afraid to speak their minds, which to me indicates that maybe they're not really being themselves in the first place. This happens lots with people who go relationship to relationship and never have single/alone time to define themselves first.
And on the topic of 'metrosexuality', I think it's as ridiculous (a term) as it is to assume that the only people with feelings are females and the only people who can be strong are males. I mean, are we that willing to give in to the stereotypes? Can I not enjoy a good romantic comedy like Keeping the Faith or Meet The Parents? Can I not shed a tear for the family at the end of Fiddler on the Roof? Can I not dislike the redneck aspects of sports? Or have interests that lie outside them, like music and writing and lyrical content that doesn't involve bashing skulls?
What is metrosexual? Just some guy who doesn't fit the male stereotypes as defined by 1960s television and perpetuated thereafter. I'm just a guy. I like hockey. I like dressing moderately well (don't judge me by my wrinkled European getups this summer!). I like women and sometimes get so wrapped up (i.e. yesterday) thinking about them (in various naked ...err...) that I can't even focus on my work for like an hour.
Anyway, that's my rant. Viva la revolution!
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2005 : 13:47:11
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Yeah and I like dressing as a girl sometimes. What does that make me?
Answers on a postcard please.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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Broken Face
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USA
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Posted - 03/31/2005 : 13:59:56
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i'm a sensitive guy i guess - the last time i cried was friday, and it was not from a fightt, or the loss of a loved one, but a friend talking about her father's terminal cancer. but i also love baseball and beer.
i think it is unhealthy for the two extremes - men that are too 'macho' tend to do things that really piss me off, like sport hunt, be homophobic, be a walking erection and generally be a prick. but i think there are a lot of guys who are the other extreme and who lose all of their "male" habits/behaviors - and that has nothing to do with sexual preference. the girliest guy i know is straight and the toughest guy i know is gay.
the answer, to me, is just be who you are. if you have a soft spot for kittens and like dirty sex, embrace both. don't be afraid to be complex. i just thought up a slogan for my record label today that fits this very well - 'the future is genre-less" - be unique, don't fall into a stereotype.
-Brian
If you move I shoots!
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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 03/31/2005 : 14:04:26
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Originally posted by Broken Face
if you have a soft spot for kittens and like dirty sex, embrace both.
-Brian
If you move I shoots!
Oh my god! You just summed me up in one sentence.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2005 : 14:05:06
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Originally posted by Broken Face
if you have a soft spot for kittens and like dirty sex, embrace both.
That's quite a confession and illegal in many states. |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 03/31/2005 : 14:10:31
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Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
quote:
Originally posted by Broken Face
if you have a soft spot for kittens and like dirty sex, embrace both.
-Brian
If you move I shoots!
Oh my god! You just summed me up in one sentence.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
Tre! Run!
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starmekitten
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United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2005 : 14:11:14
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Dean can I change my name again please? Or can we block this thread it's making me feel oogy
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Cult_Of_Frank
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Canada
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Posted - 03/31/2005 : 14:12:26
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Hee hee, that was comedic gold.
"Oh dear / I seem to have joined the Cult of Frank." |
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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/31/2005 : 14:13:54
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Oogy? Now there's a word I have never seen nor heard before.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
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Posted - 03/31/2005 : 14:16:30
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Oops. Over posted.
"Oh dear / I seem to have joined the Cult of Frank." |
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~
Spain
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Posted - 04/01/2005 : 00:48:59
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Last year a hooker told me I liked sex too much.
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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 04/01/2005 : 00:56:25
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ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Posted - 04/01/2005 : 01:00:02
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floop, remember, do not talk to much about this. You know what I mean, don't you?
You're trying to
fool somebody, but you end up fooling yourself. |
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mun chien andalusia
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Italy
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Posted - 04/01/2005 : 01:52:35
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Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
quote:
Originally posted by mun chien andalusia
lucky them. i wish i were a pig.
join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
Have you seen their cocks? They are vile, like corkscrews.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
so what? it's a small price to pay for staying all day in the mud doing nothing and having sex.
join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
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mun chien andalusia
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Posted - 04/01/2005 : 02:11:00
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some good points here. i have to say that tho' stereotypes are ridiculous i like it when men and women respect some general, old fashioned maybe, behaviours. i don't like for example girls who are totally into sports in a macho male way or guys that are acting "sensitive" all the time like talking about internal decoration or soap operas or whatever just to prove that they understand the other sex.
i don't think that i'm a neanderthal and i am interested in what women think but i do like footbal and beer and i do want to go out with my friends alone every now and then, and the same thing i want for my partner. it's unhealthy sticking always together exclude all others from your life specially in the unfortunate case that you break up and end up with no life at all. and i don't believe that there is actual friendship between a couple. friendship is completely altruist whereas in a relationship there is always the love-sex factor that makes it completely different. that's why i can't even talk to any of my ex's let alone be friends.
join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
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Homers_pet_monkey
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Posted - 04/01/2005 : 05:18:48
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I kind of agree with mun chien. I tend not to speak to ex's either, and none of them have been as close a friend as some of my regular friend's. Perhaps it's 'cos we haven't had as much in common as me and my friends (which is a hell of a lot - if I fancied my friends, I would almost certainly have married one of them by now).
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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mun chien andalusia
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Posted - 04/01/2005 : 10:54:32
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well i thought of this and i concluded that
a)all the girlfriends i had, had nothing in common with me (musical tastes or common friends etc) apart a generic common vision of things so after breaking up there wasn't much to say
b) i just can't treat a girl who i've loved or even had sex with as a sincere friend mainly because there have always been harsh feelings or non friendly expectations from one of two sides after breaking up.
said that if having things in common was the only really important thing in a relationship i'd probably marry too my best mate who's practically my spiritual twin.
join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
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floop
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Posted - 04/01/2005 : 14:00:23
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i've keep in touch with some exes.. some not.
that's my profound contribution
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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kathryn
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Posted - 04/01/2005 : 15:19:36
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Yeah, me too - in touch with some of them but not others.
Sometimes the problem with still being in touch with
an ex is you still wanna sleep with them and that's a no no. Know what I mean?
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floop
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Posted - 04/01/2005 : 15:20:58
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Originally posted by kathryn
Yeah, me too - in touch with some of them but not others.
Sometimes the problem with still being in touch with
an ex is you still wanna sleep with them and that's a no no. Know what I mean?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
it's not a no no if you're single. know what i mean?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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kathryn
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Posted - 04/01/2005 : 15:28:53
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I'm picking up what you're laying down, floopie.
But I am married and so it is a no no for me.
But, boy, when I was single, getting within
a mile of an ex-boyfriend meant a night of fun.
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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 04/01/2005 : 15:33:52
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tell me about it. actually don't tell me about it. it's depressing .
i find that sex with exes (that should be a band name) usually isn't that great. unless you're drunk enough.. because if you're broken up, there's always those lingering thoughts of what it is that you don't really like about the person, which is kind of a turn off.
but then, mediocre is better than no sex
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 04/01/2005 : 20:55:39
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Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
I find it baffling that sex is the one common thing all humans share
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
What about breathing? Eating? Drinking?
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
Yeah, and I'm sure you can find people who dislike all four of those things.
I'm not very masculine at all, but I wouldn't say I'm that feminine at all. What I really am is a wuss. :P
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starmekitten
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 04/01/2005 : 21:29:24
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The whole metrosexual phenomenon I associate not with femininity or lack of masculinity in it's poor concept definition rather with overly preened men and I hold a Patrick Bateman figure in my eye every time that word comes up, killer shoes.. psycho killer..
Vanity, not attractive
you're so vain, I bet you think this post is about you.. you're so vain (so vaaain) I bet you think this post is about you don't you don't you ooohhhh
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Surfer Rosa
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Posted - 04/02/2005 : 00:01:37
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Kitty I think we need to start a metrosexual topic so we can both vent.
I have generally managed to stay friends with most of my exes since quite often the whole reason we landed up together was shared musical interests (I've always been a sucker for a guy with a great cd collection and knowledge to match) and one of the things I enjoyed the most was going back for the odd bit of good sex when I was single. Having said that I'm now living in a different country to them and have pretty much lost contact with them all. (Apart from the one who still buys me underwear!)
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 04/02/2005 : 00:54:49
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Originally posted by starmekitten
The whole metrosexual phenomenon I associate not with femininity or lack of masculinity in it's poor concept definition rather with overly preened men and I hold a Patrick Bateman figure in my eye every time that word comes up, killer shoes.. psycho killer..
Qu'est-ce que c'est?
You'd want someone who takes some pride in their appearance though surely? I never thought the slovenly look would take off really. Maybe some women like the Johnny Vegas look...
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