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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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 Posted - 04/02/2005 : 13:14:13
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Being born must have seemed like a good idea at the time. Or maybe not, since I was a breech birth.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/02/2005 : 15:06:58
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Originally posted by kathryn
I dunno, floop, the whole idea of a uterus kinda grosses
me out. And I've got one, or so I am told.
just seems odd that you'd be grossed out by the word uterus since a) you're an adult b) you have one c) you have a child d) you're the person who criticized people who are afraid to talk about sex
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 04/02/2005 : 16:47:25
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The uterus generally isn't involved in sex. It sometimes comes into play afterwards, but it isn't really directly related.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/02/2005 : 16:53:22
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i understand that. i was just making a parallel: odd that someone unafraid to talk about sex is squeemish talking about body parts
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 04/02/2005 : 16:58:12
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would this be an appropriate moment to post the body world pictures of testicles with no skin on?
 I joined the cult of Derek/ because Dereks don't run |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 04/02/2005 : 17:26:12
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you are sick.
lolzabad |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 04/02/2005 : 17:40:19
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it's educational
I joined the cult of Derek/ because Dereks don't run |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 04/02/2005 : 21:03:46
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i understand that.
Yeah, I figured you probably would. Yet making that last post seemed like a good idea at the time.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/04/2005 : 13:35:10
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i ran into my ex-girlfriend over the weekend and, in the midst of talking, apologized for the drunken "once you go jew nothing else will do" text message. she said it cracked her up.
maybe it was a good idea at the time.
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 06/25/2005 : 16:54:00
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after eating part of a chocolate bar i stored the rest of it in my front pant pocket
it seemed like a good idea at the time |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 06/26/2005 : 06:22:18
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and...
El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 06/26/2005 : 10:54:19
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Apparently Floop thought reviving this thread seemed like a good idea at the time.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 06/26/2005 : 11:51:12
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My last post doesn't make sense now.
El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 06/26/2005 : 11:58:58
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| Sorry - but posting that seemed like a good idea at the time. |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 06/26/2005 : 12:20:00
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I know, Nicole. You don't have to apologize for it.
El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 06/26/2005 : 12:21:54
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2005 : 13:01:12
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Asking to see those Vanessa Paradis masturbation photos seemed like a good idea at the time....
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
1811 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2005 : 13:06:11
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she's not masturbating, kiki. she's daintily applying oil for tanning purposes.
i am sitting here observing my emotional discomfort. |
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BrendanT
= Cult of Ray =
Canada
907 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2005 : 13:15:49
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Here is one. I have a good friend of mine (now he is a good friend - but at the time of this story I was meeting him for the first time) and he is paraplegic and confined to a wheelchair. Anyways, we were admiring his new condo before heading out for drinks. The condo is perfectly situated within the neighbourhood, so, while gazing out of the window I turned and said "Fuckin' right Matt, you can crawl home from the pub!" Obviosly meaning that the pub is located directly next door.
Question? Am I wrong for laughing about the thought of Matt crawling home and dragging his wheelchair by his teeth behind him? He thought it was a funny add on to my incredibly horrendous comment.
Strummer-man
I had me a vision!
All of a sudden my water broke!
"There was a man Who made a boat To sail away And it sank.". |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2005 : 14:12:02
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Originally posted by kathryn
Asking to see those Vanessa Paradis masturbation photos seemed like a good idea at the time....
Where, where?
El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro |
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toeknee
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
281 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2005 : 14:25:42
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I was at a cafe with some Germans in France, and cos it was so hot
they had these fans that blew cold air at you like gas. What prompted
me to say 'now it's your turn to get gassed' I still don't know. |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2005 : 14:32:25
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Originally posted by toeknee
I was at a cafe with some Germans in France, and cos it was so hot
they had these fans that blew cold air at you like gas. What prompted
me to say 'now it's your turn to get gassed' I still don't know.
Now this is a funny story!
El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2005 : 19:59:40
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Originally posted by BrendanT
Question? Am I wrong for laughing about the thought of Matt crawling home and dragging his wheelchair by his teeth behind him? He thought it was a funny add on to my incredibly horrendous comment.
i think if you guys are friends and have a similar sense of humor it's cool. i would think that disabled people would prefer people being comfortable speaking freely (and/or joking) about it than trying to ignore it. but then i don't know... |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2005 : 20:18:30
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Originally posted by whoreatthedoor
and...
it melted |
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MissMaceo
= Cult of Ray =
USA
388 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2005 : 20:44:21
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while waiting for the reply pae to load, i said the word 'uterus' in my head so many times that it lost all meaning.
I don't know what's more disturbing: "The uterus generally isn't involved in sex. It sometimes comes into play afterwards, but it isn't really directly related."
or that it was directly followed by
"I understand that"
gentlemen - please be polite when addressing the uterus and it's roll in female pleasure!During the thralls of female orgasm, it is the walls of the uterus which are contracting most heavily, sometimes causing extra stimulation for our g-spot (which lives very near the same neighborhood), which can lead to multiple orgasm.
the strength of uterine contractions during orgasm are thought to be the varying factor between 'multiple women' and 'non-multiple women.'
all hail the mighty uterus |
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MissMaceo
= Cult of Ray =
USA
388 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2005 : 20:49:19
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that big, babbling rant about uteruses Z(or is it uteri? haha) seemed like a good diea at the time.
trying to drive to my friend's house 2 hours away after taking a tab of acid seemed like a good idea at the time
turning back around about 5 miles out of town seemed like an even better idea, fortunately |
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
2792 Posts |
Posted - 06/27/2005 : 21:04:33
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 07/03/2005 : 15:04:54
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Agreeing to cook for 18 seemed like a good idea at the time.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7442 Posts |
Posted - 07/04/2005 : 09:47:28
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Posting pictures of beautiful women seemed like a good idea at the time.
Yeah, that was easy. So sue me.
Denis
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 07/04/2005 : 10:01:26
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
Agreeing to cook for 18 seemed like a good idea at the time.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
Make 'em garlic bread, K.
How's that for a slice of fried gold? |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 07/04/2005 : 10:14:32
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Thanks for the suggestion, Simon. Menu's all set at this point in the day:
guacamole and chips for apps; then cornbread, swordfish kebabs with or without veggies, and pasta salad; two kinds of organic pies for dessert.
Not to mention the drinks. I have a lot of work to do today.
Seemed like a good idea.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 07/04/2005 : 10:20:45
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Mmm, pie.
That's quite regularly on my mind.
How's that for a slice of fried gold? |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 07/04/2005 : 10:24:31
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Pie with just-picked organic berries. Definitely on my mind.
And rhubarb cooked with real vanilla bean, split down the middle. Served with custard, in a pie. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
And you thought I was weird with food.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 07/08/2005 : 03:48:48
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When I was in college, I sometimes had meals made up almost entirely of garlic bread.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 07/10/2005 : 06:41:08
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"Garlic bread?"
"Garlic? And bread?"
Don't believe the type!
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