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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
 Posted - 10/12/2005 : 13:28:36
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A female friend just sent this.
What do you think?
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Women vs. Men
Women
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Men
"I'm hungry" = I'm hungry
"I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy
"I'm tired" = I'm tired
"Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd like to have sex with you
"Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd like to have sex with you
"Can I call you sometime?" = I'd like to have sex with you
"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!
"You look tense, let me give you a massage" = I want to fondle you
"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
"I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex?
"I love you" = Let's have sex now
"I love you, too" = Okay, I said it. We'd better have sex now
"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair" = $50 and it doesn't look that much different
"Let's talk" = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me
(while shopping) "I like that one better" = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home
This love is a cancer in me, I can feel it advancing in me
This fire it is my light in the world
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fbc
-= Modulator =-
United Kingdom
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Posted - 10/12/2005 : 13:31:42
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| Funny. Although "You look tense, let me give you a massage" really means I want to have sex. |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 10/12/2005 : 13:33:38
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"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!
Ah, so true.
 I have joined the Cult Of Frank/And I have dearly paid |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 10/13/2005 : 01:24:02
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"Nice dress!" = I'd like to have sex with you
At least in my case.
This time we ride roller coasters into the ocean
We feel no emotion as we spiral down to the world |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 10/13/2005 : 04:13:54
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basically, if i'm talking to a girl, i want to have sex with them.
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 10/13/2005 : 04:21:18
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Like this 'Lucy' character.
I have joined the Cult Of Frank/And I have dearly paid |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 10/13/2005 : 04:24:53
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d'oh
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Doog
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1220 Posts |
Posted - 10/13/2005 : 04:58:29
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quote:
Originally posted by PixieSteve
basically, if i'm talking to a girl, i want to have sex with them.
GodDAMN, I hope you don't have any sisters..
"Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, morecambe and wise"
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 10/13/2005 : 06:37:46
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i also hope you have no sisters, just incase you told them you were bored once. or heaven forbid, that you loved them!
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 10/13/2005 : 06:42:16
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I don't think it's offensive.
I don't think it's funny either though. |
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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2543 Posts |
Posted - 10/13/2005 : 07:04:06
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Originally posted by starmekitten
I don't think it's offensive.
I don't think it's funny either though.
Hang on, do you mean it is offensive and it is funny?
That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.
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Doog
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1220 Posts |
Posted - 10/13/2005 : 07:14:04
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Originally posted by PixieSteve
i also hope you have no sisters, just incase you told them you were bored once. or heaven forbid, that you loved them!
Ah, well, yes, you see I have 2 sisters and I say what I actually mean. If I want sex, I just ask them for it.
"Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, morecambe and wise"
www.myspace.com/doog - www.doog.tk |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7442 Posts |
Posted - 10/13/2005 : 07:15:54
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quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
I don't think it's offensive.
I don't think it's funny either though.
You look angry, let me give you a massage
Denis
"You know what? You know what? You know what? Shut the fuck up!" |
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Frog in the Sand
-+ Le premiere frog +-
France
2715 Posts |
Posted - 10/13/2005 : 09:00:06
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Women (well, my girlfriend at least):
'I like Honeycomb' = 'I hate everything FB released before'
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"In the magnificent fierce morning of New Mexico, one sprang awake, a new part of the soul woke up suddenly and the old world gave way to the new." - D. H. Lawrence
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 10/13/2005 : 10:02:03
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 10/24/2005 : 08:21:50
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Seeking opinions and this thread seems as good a place as any:
Does "I am curious about the music you like" mean "Hell yes I want to sleep with you"?
Swimming in the heavy water, buried in the sand
Happy hearts fall from my shaking hands
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Edited by - kathryn on 10/24/2005 08:22:22 |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7442 Posts |
Posted - 10/24/2005 : 08:33:11
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From a guy? definitely.
Denis
"You know what? You know what? You know what? Shut the fuck up!" |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 10/24/2005 : 08:38:18
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Shit.
Swimming in the heavy water, buried in the sand
Happy hearts fall from my shaking hands
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7442 Posts |
Posted - 10/24/2005 : 08:43:27
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Time to kick that horny Frenchman out of the house, eh?
Denis
"You know what? You know what? You know what? Shut the fuck up!" |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 10/24/2005 : 08:45:24
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Actually, your compatriot is:
in Santa Fe
into the same music I am
very nice
Swimming in the heavy water, buried in the sand
Happy hearts fall from my shaking hands
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HeywoodJablome
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1485 Posts |
Posted - 10/24/2005 : 10:16:26
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
Seeking opinions and this thread seems as good a place as any:
Does "I am curious about the music you like" mean "Hell yes I want to sleep with you"?
Swimming in the heavy water, buried in the sand
Happy hearts fall from my shaking hands
Probably not immediately, but be assured he's hoping it'll be a nice springboard for getting you in the sack eventually. |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 10/24/2005 : 10:23:45
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Answer this one: has Frog asked you anything about music, at all?
I have joined the Cult Of Frank/And I have dearly paid |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 10/24/2005 : 11:14:15
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Frog was awesome, you guys. There was nothing Frank-related he did not know or have, which shocked me because, not sound full of myself, in my pre-Frog days I considered myself a collector of Frank trivia and tunes.
I was proud of myself that I could pass along to Frog a bit of musical trivia, albeit not Frank-related. (I explained the origin of the name of TMBG's compilation "Dial-A-Song.")
Swimming in the heavy water, buried in the sand
Happy hearts fall from my shaking hands
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Edited by - kathryn on 10/24/2005 11:24:06 |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2005 : 09:51:26
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Does "I am curious about the music you like" mean "Hell yes I want to sleep with you"?
I'm going to go against the grain here, and say "not necessarily." I think the REAL test is whether they actually pay attention if you try to tell them about the music you listen to.
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I explained the origin of the name of TMBG's compilation "Dial-A-Song."
Now THERE'S a bad title, if ever there was one. I remember when it was announced, and people were thinking it might actually include some DAS recordings. Nope, it's just a misleading title.
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2005 : 11:06:48
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Originally posted by VoVat
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Does "I am curious about the music you like" mean "Hell yes I want to sleep with you"?
I'm going to go against the grain here, and say "not necessarily." I think the REAL test is whether they actually pay attention if you try to tell them about the music you listen to.
Grooooooooooooan! Nothing, I mean nothing, is more boring than someone wanting to know all about your musical and others interests and your every little thought and feeling blah blah blah. Just shoot me. I have no interest in explaining why the things that matter to me matter to me, they just do and if the person happens to also be into the same stuff it's great. But, jeez, to try to explain it? Ugh.
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I explained the origin of the name of TMBG's compilation "Dial-A-Song."
Now THERE'S a bad title, if ever there was one. I remember when it was announced, and people were thinking it might actually include some DAS recordings. Nope, it's just a misleading title.
Why the bitterness, VV? That's a brilliant title because it doesn't promise such recordings but merely (and cleverly and with the best kind of nostalgia) alludes to them. It's low-key self-referencially hip, not misleading. Just my opinion, of course.
Swimming in the heavy water, buried in the sand
Happy hearts fall from my shaking hands
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Edited by - kathryn on 10/26/2005 11:10:01 |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2005 : 11:16:22
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The song sucks because it's They Might Be Giants, case closed.
I have joined the Cult Of Frank/And I have dearly paid |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2005 : 11:18:48
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It's a two-disc album, actually, Cheesoid, and it's damned good because it is They Might Be Giants.
Swimming in the heavy water, buried in the sand
Happy hearts fall from my shaking hands
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2005 : 11:23:28
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A two-disc set of They Might Be Giants? I can hardly contain my excitement!
Beats Interpol I guess.
I have joined the Cult Of Frank/And I have dearly paid |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2005 : 11:31:14
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That's it! That's it! Another Paul Banks posting frenzy shall commence at once. Nice job, Simon.
Swimming in the heavy water, buried in the sand
Happy hearts fall from my shaking hands
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2005 : 11:33:38
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*puts head in oven*
I have joined the Cult Of Frank/And I have dearly paid |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2005 : 11:33:53
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Damn you Simon
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 10/26/2005 : 11:38:14
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Oh and this one will include my own personal stories of having gotten within mere feet (that's meters to you) of Pauly.
Swimming in the heavy water, buried in the sand
Happy hearts fall from my shaking hands
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 10/27/2005 : 09:29:13
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Nothing, I mean nothing, is more boring than someone wanting to know all about your musical and others interests and your every little thought and feeling blah blah blah. Just shoot me. I have no interest in explaining why the things that matter to me matter to me, they just do and if the person happens to also be into the same stuff it's great.
That's why the best response to that question would be to make a mix CD.
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I explained the origin of the name of TMBG's compilation "Dial-A-Song."
Now THERE'S a bad title, if ever there was one. I remember when it was announced, and people were thinking it might actually include some DAS recordings. Nope, it's just a misleading title.
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Why the bitterness, VV? That's a brilliant title because it doesn't promise such recordings but merely (and cleverly and with the best kind of nostalgia) alludes to them. It's low-key self-referencially hip, not misleading.
Well, I DO have a bad allergic reaction to hipness, so maybe that has something to do with it. But I think it's more that an actual DAS collection would have been really damned cool, while a collection of songs I already have is, well, significantly less cool.
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 10/27/2005 : 16:33:46
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Originally posted by VoVat
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Nothing, I mean nothing, is more boring than someone wanting to know all about your musical and others interests and your every little thought and feeling blah blah blah. Just shoot me. I have no interest in explaining why the things that matter to me matter to me, they just do and if the person happens to also be into the same stuff it's great.
That's why the best response to that question would be to make a mix CD.
Said mix CD was delivered a couple of hours ago and I cringed while being bombarded with the usual "what does that song mean to you?" queries. Like, no, I don't feel like explaining why I listen to COR every day so shut up and listen to your own music and don't grill me on mine.
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I explained the origin of the name of TMBG's compilation "Dial-A-Song."
Now THERE'S a bad title, if ever there was one. I remember when it was announced, and people were thinking it might actually include some DAS recordings. Nope, it's just a misleading title.
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Why the bitterness, VV? That's a brilliant title because it doesn't promise such recordings but merely (and cleverly and with the best kind of nostalgia) alludes to them. It's low-key self-referencially hip, not misleading.
Well, I DO have a bad allergic reaction to hipness, so maybe that has something to do with it. But I think it's more that an actual DAS collection would have been really damned cool, while a collection of songs I already have is, well, significantly less cool.
I agree with the latter (indeed, why buy a collection of songs you already have?). But still, not everybody knows about that old-school TMBG phenomenon, so it's cool to see people learn about it, don't you think?
Swimming in the heavy water, buried in the sand
Happy hearts fall from my shaking hands
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Edited by - kathryn on 10/27/2005 16:35:35 |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2005 : 14:31:31
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Yeah, that's cool. I mean, I have a two-disc set of Talking Heads songs that I listen to a lot, so I have no problem with TMBG releasing something similar. I do wish they'd chosen a better title, though.
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
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Not sure if this is funny or offensive
