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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 09:28:29
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things you did, which, in retrospect, you probably shouldn't have.
or, definitely shouldn't have...
i sent a drunken text message to my ex-girlfriend that said, "once you go Jew, nothing else will do" (yes, she's jewish)
you got any good ones?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 09:30:50
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I let my married, paxil-eating, drunken married ex girlfriend give me a ride home and then I nailed her. |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 09:31:29
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The most recent one that comes to mind is removing contact lenses after slicing limes.
Though I could probably hijack this topic and just list my life.
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 10:16:44
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this topic seemed like a good idea at the time
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 10:21:13
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this topic is exactly like the other one.
Closed. |
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4109 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 10:21:14
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I'm always regretting things I've done, or said, or wrote...
You're trying to fool somebody, but you end up fooling yourself. |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 10:22:07
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i regret my above post, because it's not really. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 10:23:03
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it's better to regret things you have done, then things you haven't done
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Posted - 03/24/2005 : 10:27:26
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at least you have the pleasure of having done it!
You're trying to fool somebody, but you end up fooling yourself. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 10:33:24
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the rule of this topic is that you have to give a specific instance of something you did, and then end your statement with "hey, it seemed like a good idea at the time"
for instance:
we were in Mexico and wanted to buy some drugs, so we started asking people where we could get some.
hey, it seemed like a good idea at the time
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 10:37:37
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roffle
i got my willy out in a school assembly when i was aged 6
hey, it seemed like a good idea at the time |
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4109 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 10:50:58
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I was in Brazil, in Rio de Janeiro, and I went to "visit" a favela...
It seemed a good idea at the time!
You're trying to fool somebody, but you end up fooling yourself. |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 10:55:59
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I went back to the tourbus to see the new music video and partake in some casual substance abuse.
Hey, it seemed a good idea at the time.
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
Edited by - Surfer Rosa on 03/24/2005 10:59:21 |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 10:56:34
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quote: Originally posted by floop
it's better to regret things you have done, than things you haven't done
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
Can I put that on my tombstone? (Where's that thread?)
I am still kicking myself for not having a witty comeback yesterday when that moron got all stupid on me.
Further on topic....I once made out with a bouncer (oh, this is so shiver city) because I knew he had some drugs I wanted to do and I knew I was only making out with him to then do his drugs, which I did. He wasn't bad looking, actually very hunky and his head was shaved (hot!). But I was only in it for the cocaine.
Hey, it seemed like a good idea at the time. THe time being the 80s.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 11:00:44
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Those photographs from my art school days.
Hey it seemed like a good idea at the time - but I should have got the negatives.
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 12:44:32
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putting $300 on red, when i was already $300 down, in a desparate attempt to get back up.
hey, it seemed like a good idea at the time
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 12:49:38
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Breaking up with floop.
Hey what can I say, I was farmisht. He made me feel heymish, and now I just feel tsoris.
When he sent me that text message I felt farklempt.
Hey it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 13:20:03
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I went after an offensive rebound a little too hard, landed on someone's foot, and I haven't walked since (Sunday). At least they keep showing that Duncan replay in slo-mo, and it makes me want to throw up. X-Rays were negative. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 13:26:24
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You haven't finished your post Mike 2.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 13:53:28
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quote: Originally posted by kathryn
Nice one, Surfer! Nice one!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
I have friends who still find it highly amusing to send me the odd postcard featuring the shots.
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 14:00:15
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the thing at my friends 21st birthday with the other girl because we didn't know what else to get him, that seemed like a good idea at the time
cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 14:01:59
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(when i was about 9) throwing a rock at that hornet's next in our garage.
hey, it seemed like a good idea at the time
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
Edited by - floop on 03/24/2005 14:03:19 |
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4109 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 15:43:49
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Giving a surprise birthday party to a friend that got so mad with that, because he thought that his house was being robbed.
hey, it seemed like a good idea at the time
You're trying to fool somebody, but you end up fooling yourself. |
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1713 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 15:59:21
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quote: Originally posted by Surfer Rosa
The most recent one that comes to mind is removing contact lenses after slicing limes.
did the same only after cleaning the kitchen counters with some cleaner that had bleach in it...my eyes watered for a good two hours.
idiot. |
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1713 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 16:02:02
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quote: Originally posted by starmekitten
the thing at my friends 21st birthday with the other girl because we didn't know what else to get him, that seemed like a good idea at the time
sounds fun...my birthday is coming up...*ahem*
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 16:14:00
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throwing lit matches in the mailbox when i was about 10.
hey, it seemed like a good idea at the time.
You can go eat a decroded piece of crap! |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 16:16:54
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i was bouncing at this bar and i had some cocaine and i nailed this broad just cause i knew she wanted some of my blow, i didn't tell her i had herps, everybody had herps in the 80's, right?
hey, it seemed like a good idea at the time.
You can go eat a decroded piece of crap! |
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1713 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 16:22:43
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HA! that's good, shiney! |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 16:32:49
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thanks toba, say, can i come to that b-day party?
You can go eat a decroded piece of crap! |
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1713 Posts |
Posted - 03/24/2005 : 19:17:40
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sure. bring 2 friends. :) |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/25/2005 : 02:49:45
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Killing the Archduke Franz Ferdinand.
Hey it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1713 Posts |
Posted - 03/25/2005 : 05:49:46
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bongiorno gavrilo! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/25/2005 : 11:27:42
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shine, I am blushing! Blushing! But I don't have herpes. But you do have a lovely shaved head, right? That bouncer did, too. Sigh. I won't go on and on again about how sexy men with shave heads are....
Going skinny dipping with my boyfriend's best friend slash hockey team co-captain. Jumping the fence, stripping and jumping into the municipal pool, then hiding in the water as the cop who got out of the cruiser shone his flashlight over the pool. Feeling so relieved to have avoided detection or arrest that we swam into one another's arms.
Hey, it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1713 Posts |
Posted - 03/25/2005 : 12:51:05
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Ignoring these silly teens who I saw jump into the city pool and then driving off in my squad car with a coked-up bald bouncer in cuffs in the backseat that I had to take to the county hospital for his dose of clap-medicine.
seem'd like a good idea at the time. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/25/2005 : 14:10:42
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Thinking for a second that toba was a cop, then realizing he was very clever.
Hey, it...
Toba, I have a zillion of these stupid-hookup stories. But I'm gonna spare you all.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1713 Posts |
Posted - 03/25/2005 : 15:37:12
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quote: Originally posted by kathryn
Thinking for a second that toba was a cop, then realizing he was very clever.
she called me clever--gosh!
"very clever" tee-hee!
tell us s'more stories K! come on! |
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