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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <

Poland
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Posted - 03/24/2005 :  08:46:25  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
and a lot more comfortable...................... i would imagine
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1713 Posts

Posted - 03/24/2005 :  08:53:24  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
O.B. Wan kenobi--I GET it!!!

sacrilege!

ep. 1 the phantom menses
ep. 3 revenge of the menses
ep. 5 the menses strike back
ep. 2 attack of the menses
ep. 4 a new menses
ep. 6 return of the menses (now showing monthly)

Edited by - tobafett on 03/24/2005 08:53:51
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <

Poland
4698 Posts

Posted - 03/24/2005 :  08:55:11  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
haha, now showing monthly.
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =

Canada
11687 Posts

Posted - 03/24/2005 :  09:05:07  Show Profile  Visit Cult_Of_Frank's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I think you should retitle episode two "Attack of the hormones".



"Join the Cult of Frank / Woo-bee-boo-dee-boo-dee-doo-weeoou."
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 03/24/2005 :  11:32:43  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Daisy, o.b.'s are terrifying. How can you use them?
They have no string! Seriously, they are scary.



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n/a
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Posted - 03/24/2005 :  11:34:52  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I'm feeling depressed reading this...I'll go and eat all my dark chocolate.


You're trying to
fool somebody, but you end up fooling yourself.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 03/24/2005 :  11:40:25  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
What's so depressing?


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n/a
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Posted - 03/24/2005 :  11:43:45  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
this thread, these days...I want my chocolate when I'm like that.


You're trying to
fool somebody, but you end up fooling yourself.
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-

United Kingdom
6370 Posts

Posted - 03/24/2005 :  12:18:30  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
you know, this time round I have been affected by being amused by everything, I've spent the last three days giggling at the stupidest things.

when my insides aren't being torn open of course


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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 03/24/2005 :  12:21:07  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Sex relieves period cramps. It's true.

(That oughta scare most guys off of this thread.)


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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-

United Kingdom
6370 Posts

Posted - 03/24/2005 :  12:24:21  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
oh thats a useful tip for me

i'll stick with my gin and tonic cure I think, mmm gin and tonic
slightly less messy


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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 03/24/2005 :  12:57:53  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn

Sex relieves period cramps. It's true.

(That oughta scare most guys off of this thread.)


I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics



Fuck that! I need all the sex I can get.


Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 03/24/2005 :  12:59:06  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
(That oughta scare most guys off of this thread.)



the title is enough to scare us off




ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <

Poland
4698 Posts

Posted - 03/24/2005 :  12:59:28  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
menopause is a good cure too.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 03/24/2005 :  14:10:21  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
floop, I agree with you. I've already expressed my issues with
the title of this thread; as well as with the
expression "issues."


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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-

United Kingdom
6370 Posts

Posted - 03/24/2005 :  14:11:58  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I changed the title of the thread for you once already missy!
women eh?

:P


cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 03/24/2005 :  14:53:57  Show Profile  Reply with Quote



Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1713 Posts

Posted - 03/24/2005 :  14:59:13  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten

oh thats a useful tip for me

i'll stick with my gin and tonic cure I think, mmm gin and tonic
slightly less messy




yeah, liquor is better than...yeah.

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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *

1972 Posts

Posted - 03/24/2005 :  15:02:50  Show Profile  Reply with Quote



So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.
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slaveish
= Cult of Ray =

USA
269 Posts

Posted - 03/24/2005 :  21:15:03  Show Profile  Visit slaveish's Homepage  Reply with Quote
ob's have a string. they just don't have an applicator.
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1713 Posts

Posted - 03/25/2005 :  05:51:25  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
these came up on google...a "lubricant applicator"






is that what you gals are talkin ' about? wow.

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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 03/25/2005 :  11:12:27  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I stand corrected, slavish. Anyway, I hate them. For that
very reason.

Jeez, Tre, I didn't even notice that you changed the name of the
thread. Must be the PMS making me blind.

What's with the bicycle photo, what's that supposed to mean?


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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 03/25/2005 :  12:28:31  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Well I think that someone mentioned that sex relieves period cramps. So erm, I think that's what that pic was kind of getting at. I'm guessing.
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-

United Kingdom
6370 Posts

Posted - 03/25/2005 :  12:35:14  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I think it was a reference to "lady cycles" I don't credit mike with being that clever hehehe

I make the loveliest threads me


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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <

Poland
4698 Posts

Posted - 03/26/2005 :  07:41:47  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
actually, i think starmekitten hit the spot when she said "I think it was a reference to "lady cycles""

get it?
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~

Belize
5305 Posts

Posted - 03/26/2005 :  15:56:11  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn

Daisy, o.b.'s are terrifying. How can you use them?
They have no string! Seriously, they are scary.



I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics




Yeah, guess slavish filled you in on the string thing. Honesty, I like them becasue they are smaller. To me it's more comfortable than a plastic or cardboard applicator because it's softer and doesn't have those petals at the top to pinch you.

Ok, I might be dumb but how can sex cure cramps?? Just wondering?


LOL this Star Wars tampon humor is cracking me up.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 03/26/2005 :  16:12:31  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Yeah, I was spacing when I wrote string but meant
applicator. I think they are so much harder to deal with
than applicator ones, painful and clumsy. When they first came out all my girlfriends went ga ga over them and I tried them to see what they were raving about and I got traumatized.

Plus, I have found that a great way to sneak a joint or two
into a concert is by sticking it inside an applicator. Another strike
against the ob! Not that I smoke dope these days.

To answer your other question, umm. I'll send you an email.





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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~

Belize
5305 Posts

Posted - 03/26/2005 :  16:43:25  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
aahh.... that cracks me up Kathryn :)

thanks for the email
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 03/27/2005 :  18:34:51  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
um, glad you, um, liked the email!


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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1713 Posts

Posted - 03/27/2005 :  18:49:51  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
Plus, I have found that a great way to sneak a joint or two
into a concert is by sticking it inside an applicator. Another strike
against the ob! Not that I smoke dope these days.



you just "apply" it? :)
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 03/28/2005 :  11:14:18  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Speaking from experience, security guards at concert
don't bother ripping open unopened tampons and looking inside them.


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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1713 Posts

Posted - 03/28/2005 :  11:30:01  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by tobafett

quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
Plus, I have found that a great way to sneak a joint or two
into a concert is by sticking it inside an applicator. Another strike
against the ob! Not that I smoke dope these days.



you just "apply" it? :)



sry, meant to write:

k: "not that I smoke dope these days"
t: "you just apply it?"

see, kinda funny but not. ok. just plane lame.
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n/a
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Posted - 04/19/2005 :  08:09:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Am I alone here girls?


You must learn what makes me kind
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"

USA
3988 Posts

Posted - 04/19/2005 :  08:35:24  Show Profile  Visit ramona's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I think I will name my all girl punk thrash band The Bloody Monthlies.

_____________________________________________________________________
I will never get through to you
But honey if I do,
I'll be singing all the way...

* * * * * * * * * * *
http://prettycrabby.com
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 04/19/2005 :  09:58:32  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
It's been a month, Rita, so, no, you are not alone.
You and I and Tre are like clockwork.

Hmmm... where's Carolyn?


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