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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 03/12/2005 :  20:16:11  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Or my mom.


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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <

Canada
4307 Posts

Posted - 03/14/2005 :  01:31:11  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
i didn't have intercourse last night.


You can go eat a decroded piece of crap!
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <

4209 Posts

Posted - 03/14/2005 :  01:45:54  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage  Reply with Quote
neither did I.

But since my husband is out of town again, that's probably a good thing.



You want it all but you can't have it.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 03/15/2005 :  09:04:23  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Me neither.


Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Niue
7442 Posts

Posted - 03/15/2005 :  09:16:16  Show Profile  Visit vilainde's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I didn't have intercourse last night.


Denis

"I believe in your perfect face..."
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 03/15/2005 :  09:28:32  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Me neither.


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Skatealex1
* Dog in the Sand *

1670 Posts

Posted - 03/15/2005 :  20:05:41  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
ditto

The Truth Is Out There
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <

South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts

Posted - 03/15/2005 :  20:08:02  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I did not have intercourse last night. I probably won't be posting here tomorrow, though.
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <

USA
3759 Posts

Posted - 03/15/2005 :  22:38:42  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Note to self: No matter how bad life seems there's always porno.

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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <

Canada
4307 Posts

Posted - 03/16/2005 :  00:43:10  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
i did not have intercourse last night, however, if all goes well, i too will not be posting here tomorrow night.


You can go eat a decroded piece of crap!
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <

South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts

Posted - 03/16/2005 :  08:24:47  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Disappointment reigns. I am posting here again. I did not have intercourse last night.
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
6556 Posts

Posted - 03/16/2005 :  08:28:59  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by The King Of Karaoke

Note to self: No matter how bad life seems there's always porno.



Well whats going on with your older lady friend?

__________
Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Niue
7442 Posts

Posted - 03/16/2005 :  08:46:39  Show Profile  Visit vilainde's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Hey BLT, posting yesterday that you wouldn't post today was quite brave. I admire that, and have faith in that you won't be writing in this thread tomorrow.

By the way, I didn't have intercourse last night.


Denis

"I believe in your perfect face..."
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile

3575 Posts

Posted - 03/16/2005 :  08:49:31  Show Profile  Visit GypsyDeath's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I did.

Oh, sorry, wrong thread.




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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Iceland
8201 Posts

Posted - 03/16/2005 :  10:06:18  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I'm going to post something of a recurring ditto here...


I'm like a lost snail in the night.
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
5454 Posts

Posted - 03/16/2005 :  10:17:10  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by BLT

Disappointment reigns. I am posting here again. I did not have intercourse last night.



Did you mention to your wife how your reputation was on the line?
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <

South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts

Posted - 03/16/2005 :  10:50:36  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
When you've been together for 13 years, there's a certain... well, I won't call it a "schedule"... let's say it's a rhythm. It's a good thing.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 03/16/2005 :  11:19:36  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I didn't last night but I did this early afternoon. Can I still
post here? I'm fuzzy on the 24-hour rule.


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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 03/16/2005 :  12:32:18  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I didn't have sex last night, nor at my new workplace today.


Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts

Posted - 03/16/2005 :  18:54:22  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
And when you're working as a male prostitute, that's NOT a good thing. :P



"Reunion? Shit union!"
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 03/16/2005 :  19:32:41  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
VoVat, ladies and gentlemen, VoVat! He'll be here all week.


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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <

4209 Posts

Posted - 03/17/2005 :  00:54:46  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Does it count if you had a really really vivid dream of featuring lots of it?

The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <

Canada
4307 Posts

Posted - 03/17/2005 :  01:44:54  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
yeah, didn't work out.


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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Niue
7442 Posts

Posted - 03/17/2005 :  01:46:40  Show Profile  Visit vilainde's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I'll be here all week too :(


Denis

"I believe in your perfect face..."
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 03/17/2005 :  12:00:26  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
No. But it was a sweet night nonetheless.


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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *

Australia
1811 Posts

Posted - 03/17/2005 :  12:06:58  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
i didn't have sex last night. i didn't have sex last month. i haven't had sex in the last year. sigh.


I love my dead gay son!
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
5454 Posts

Posted - 03/17/2005 :  12:26:03  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Not much action in the Vatican City. (taking a pass on teenage boy jokes)
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *

Australia
1811 Posts

Posted - 03/17/2005 :  12:28:39  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
*head in hands, sobbing*


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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 03/17/2005 :  12:29:08  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
i'm here every week :(




ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 03/17/2005 :  12:38:42  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Am I the only one sensing similarities between
floop and Dayanara? Both single, both hetero, both
haven't had sex in a while, the only forum members
who I know of who've mentioned "pork butt" ....
See where I'm going with this?


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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =

Canada
11687 Posts

Posted - 03/17/2005 :  12:46:10  Show Profile  Visit Cult_Of_Frank's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Yes... yes I do. Floop and Dayanara are the same person. NO MULTIPLE ACCOUNTS!

<banned>

PS, I could've been posting in this thread since like, October. And October was very close to not counting, so it could've been much much longer than that. By admitting I've got a problem, I've taken my first steps to solving it. I hope.


"Join the Cult of Frank / Seriously."
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *

Australia
1811 Posts

Posted - 03/17/2005 :  12:47:46  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
very close to not counting? what does that mean, exactly? time issue?


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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 03/17/2005 :  12:50:57  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
i actually do have multiple accounts




ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
5454 Posts

Posted - 03/17/2005 :  12:51:40  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by dayanara

very close to not counting? what does that mean, exactly? time issue?


I love my dead gay son!



Makes the mind wander, doesn't it?
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *

Australia
1811 Posts

Posted - 03/17/2005 :  12:52:43  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
under two minutes doesn't count, dean.


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