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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
 Posted - 03/17/2005 : 13:11:08
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
1811 Posts |
Posted - 03/17/2005 : 13:16:18
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no.
I love my dead gay son! |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 03/17/2005 : 13:31:26
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| Oh? What about talking afterwards and snuggling and that shit. Does that count? |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/17/2005 : 13:54:32
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None for me again.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
1811 Posts |
Posted - 03/17/2005 : 13:56:03
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quote:
Originally posted by darwin
Oh? What about talking afterwards and snuggling and that shit. Does that count?
no. and darwin, you're gonna have a tough time getting any with an attitude like that.
I love my dead gay son! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/17/2005 : 14:05:15
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yeah. i kinda feel sorry for mrs. darwin.
;-)
(note to self: remember to post in "topics thread:"
"multiple accounts vs. multiple orgasms")
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 03/17/2005 : 14:18:22
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| Mrs. Darwin always gets the "add-on", the extra bit that makes it all worthwhile. And she oh so loves it when I call it the "add-on". |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/17/2005 : 14:23:05
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it wouldn't be so painful if i wasn't surrounded by beautiful women everywhere i look
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 03/17/2005 : 16:44:57
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i actually do have multiple accounts
Are you The Swimmer, perhaps?
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/17/2005 : 17:26:27
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darwin, you stud puppy, I must ask on behalf of all forum ladies, what, pray tell, is the add-on?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 03/17/2005 : 17:43:13
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Heh heh, the "very close to not counting" has nothing to do with time - it's just that it was so bad, it really shouldn't even be counted. Which made it feel like it was going to go on forever.
"Join the Cult of Frank / Seriously." |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 03/17/2005 : 18:12:12
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
darwin, you stud puppy, I must ask on behalf of all forum ladies, what, pray tell, is the add-on?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
And ruin the mystery? |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 03/17/2005 : 18:17:17
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I don't know where this fits in this little chat but here's a story for you all...
a girl I know very early on in her relationship, was giving head to her beau, she's non swallower so withdrew the second before the guy came... right in her eye.. hit her with such force she had a black eye for a week.
oh how I laughed.
 cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 03/17/2005 : 20:12:00
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| It doesn't fit into the conversation, but it was entertaining (but unbelievable) little story. Something to share with the kids. |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 03/18/2005 : 07:38:12
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Judging by the phone call I've just had, I'll just save myself the trouble and pre-empt my posting here tomorrow.
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 03/18/2005 : 08:33:46
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
darwin, you stud puppy, I must ask on behalf of all forum ladies, what, pray tell, is the add-on?
A theory: Darwin has three testicles. |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 03/18/2005 : 12:48:33
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I wish I never posted in this thread, but I guess everyone feels that way.
The "add-on": it's the bit that women view as the payoff, and an insensitive guy views an "extra" bonus part (not part of usual, but an "add on" to make her happy). A guy that delivers the "add on" is not a hero, even though he might view himself as one. Clearer? |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/18/2005 : 12:56:21
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Jesus, darwin. Just come out and say that you actually talk to
her after sex, that you get all snuggly and cozy. It's OK, darwin.
And that does make you a hero. Especially if the sex was awesome.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/18/2005 : 13:21:26
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Nowt down 'ere are kid!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/18/2005 : 13:26:25
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I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 03/18/2005 : 13:31:11
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| What darwin is trying to say is that he offers to light her post-coital cigarette. |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 03/18/2005 : 13:35:08
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I thought he was talking about an orgasm.
__________
Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/18/2005 : 13:38:08
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I thought he was talking about how proud he is of himself
that he actually talks to her and pays attention to her
and listens to her feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelings.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/18/2005 : 14:05:18
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
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I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
It's Manc chat!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 03/18/2005 : 14:44:32
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 03/18/2005 : 14:47:15
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lol. You misery has somehow made me laugh. Out loud yet.
"Join the Cult of Frank / Seriously." |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/18/2005 : 15:03:00
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at least you have one to talk about
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/18/2005 : 15:16:54
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That's exactly what I was thinking. Well at least I live right near where prostitues ply their trade. My new workmates were telling me today that they once saw some guy giving one of them a good seeing to once from the office windows.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2543 Posts |
Posted - 03/18/2005 : 15:26:58
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There must be something in the air. I post on regularly on a football-related message board, which has a large proportion of teenage/early twenties blokes. One guy started a thread suggesting people should sign up and try and refrain from masturbating as long as they could.
As it stands, the thread is 4 days old, reached 1500 posts, with some 50+ guys involved. There are, of course, some drop-outs each day :)
There is something disconcerting about a load of blokes 'talking' over the internet about not wanking however.
Just thought I'd share that:)
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/18/2005 : 15:30:28
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Originally posted by Llamadance
There is something disconcerting about a load of blokes 'talking' over the internet about not wanking however.
i guess it's better than them talking about wanking.
"Dude, the other night.. it was so awesome.. I was drinking a beer and eating a pizza and decided to fire up the old computer....."
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
Edited by - floop on 03/18/2005 15:32:33 |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 03/18/2005 : 15:40:20
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Ewww... nothing like eating (especially hand food) before/during/after.
"Join the Cult of Frank / Seriously." |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/18/2005 : 19:53:41
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Did floop just say "wanking"?
Thanks for the great thread idea, Llama. I expect you to
start one on this forum!
darwin, it's lovely that you're secure enough is your masculinity to admit that you can be cuddly and sensitive.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Llamadance
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2543 Posts |
Posted - 03/19/2005 : 01:26:06
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Originally posted by kathryn
Thanks for the great thread idea, Llama. I expect you to
start one on this forum!
I have no intention of starting a similar thread, here or anywhere else. I just saw some parallels, that's all.
And for the record, I didn't have sex last night. I hope my wife didn't either.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/19/2005 : 03:52:17
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I didn't DO IT.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 03/19/2005 : 06:04:39
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
I thought he was talking about how proud he is of himself
that he actually talks to her and pays attention to her
and listens to her feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelings.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
And I thought it was the filthy talk during sex that was the bonus add on.
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.
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I Didn't Have Intercourse Last Night
