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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <

Canada
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Posted - 03/11/2005 :  18:17:15  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
in an attempt to get a thread that will reach 100 pages i figure this has a pretty good shot.

rule #1 - you must post here if you didn't have sex the night before, clinton rules apply, must be insertion into a hole below the waist.

i didn't have intercourse last night.

You can go eat a decroded piece of crap!
Edited by - shineoftheever on 03/11/2005 18:17:44

kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts
Posted - 03/11/2005 :  19:32:34  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
i'm waiting for floop to post first.

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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts
Posted - 03/11/2005 :  19:51:49  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
i was going to star this thread actually.

anyway, count me in




ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts
Posted - 03/11/2005 :  19:53:27  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Don't feel bad. I didn't either. This thread will really
grow, I predict.

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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts
Posted - 03/11/2005 :  19:54:32  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
this thread has potential for being the longest thread ever. with just my posts alone




ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts
Posted - 03/11/2005 :  19:56:59  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
The night is still young, though, floop. You never know
what will happen between now and midnight!

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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts
Posted - 03/11/2005 :  19:58:22  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
i'm still at work.

potential for having intercourse at work not looking good




ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts
Posted - 03/11/2005 :  20:02:24  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Leave the office, go to that skanky alley off of Hollywood
Blvd. and give LBF's mom a couple of bucks. Then
you won't have to post here tomorrow morning.

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floop
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Mexico
15297 Posts
Posted - 03/11/2005 :  20:13:24  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
i will be at the lovely El Rey Theatre in about an hour.. hopefully there'll be some lovely ladies as well




ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts
Posted - 03/12/2005 :  03:16:47  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by floop

i was going to star this thread actually.


ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!


I have a feeling you still wil star in this thread.

I too did not have sex last night.
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billgoodman
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Netherlands
6213 Posts
Posted - 03/12/2005 :  03:33:43  Show Profile  Click to see billgoodman's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
(pssst, I had).......

"I joined the cult of Jon Tiven/Bye!"
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts
Posted - 03/12/2005 :  03:35:30  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Trust a Dutchman!

I bet she was beautiful too.
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <

Spain
2873 Posts
Posted - 03/12/2005 :  09:00:23  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
OH! OH! This is my thread! I can post here whenever I want.

The violet, the lily and the pink but those I refused all three
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <

4209 Posts
Posted - 03/12/2005 :  09:35:49  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I said no to sex last night.



You want it all but you can't have it.
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
5454 Posts
Posted - 03/12/2005 :  09:48:44  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Surfer Rosa

I said no to sex last night.

You want it all but you can't have it.



Sure, rub it in. We might need a "I choose not to have sex last night" thread.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts
Posted - 03/12/2005 :  10:12:02  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Bupkus

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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <

Poland
4698 Posts
Posted - 03/12/2005 :  10:14:35  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
this is true
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <

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Posted - 03/12/2005 :  11:08:28  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by darwin

quote:
Originally posted by Surfer Rosa

I said no to sex last night.

You want it all but you can't have it.



Sure, rub it in. We might need a "I choose not to have sex last night" thread.


Absolutely no choosing needed there. Very drunk, very important client. Sleeping with important clients - bad bad bad idea.




You want it all but you can't have it.
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~

Belize
5305 Posts
Posted - 03/12/2005 :  11:20:44  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I thought this thread was about an interesting dialogue or conversation. Add me to your list though.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts
Posted - 03/12/2005 :  11:31:30  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
So Daisy, was that with Mr. Daisy or with "a very important client"?

;-)

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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-

United Kingdom
6370 Posts
Posted - 03/12/2005 :  11:35:36  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I did not have intercourse last night

(but I did have another dream! hormones!)

cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts
Posted - 03/12/2005 :  11:37:55  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Who was the dream about, Jimmy Carr?

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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-

United Kingdom
6370 Posts
Posted - 03/12/2005 :  11:39:25  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I'm not telling

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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <

Poland
4698 Posts
Posted - 03/12/2005 :  11:46:48  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
me
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-

United Kingdom
6370 Posts
Posted - 03/12/2005 :  11:49:09  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
how did you know?

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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <

Poland
4698 Posts
Posted - 03/12/2005 :  11:51:28  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
it wasn't a dream baby!
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-

United Kingdom
6370 Posts
Posted - 03/12/2005 :  11:53:06  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I think I've done a sick in my mouth

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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <

Poland
4698 Posts
Posted - 03/12/2005 :  11:55:21  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
there was plently of that last night
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starmekitten
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United Kingdom
6370 Posts
Posted - 03/12/2005 :  11:56:08  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
oh god, I've bought something up, I hope to god it's sick

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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <

Poland
4698 Posts
Posted - 03/12/2005 :  12:01:16  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
you brought my penis up last night that's all i know.
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <

Poland
4698 Posts
Posted - 03/12/2005 :  12:01:47  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
sorry i'm kind of grossing myself out now too, i'm gonna stop.
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-

United Kingdom
6370 Posts
Posted - 03/12/2005 :  12:06:21  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I DID NOT HAVE INTERCOURSE LAST NIGHT

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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts
Posted - 03/12/2005 :  13:05:58  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
And your dream was about ___________?

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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <

Canada
4307 Posts
Posted - 03/12/2005 :  16:17:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
i did not have sex last night

You can go eat a decroded piece of crap!
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <

3648 Posts
Posted - 03/12/2005 :  17:16:23  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Tre

Leave the office, go to that skanky alley off of Hollywood
Blvd. and give Kathryn's mom a couple of bucks. Then
you won't have to post here tomorrow morning.

I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics


Sounds like good advice to me.

Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronken.
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starmekitten
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United Kingdom
6370 Posts
Posted - 03/12/2005 :  17:19:25  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
thats not even my sig mister

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