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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
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Posted - 03/21/2005 :  11:34:31  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Maybe....try it and get back to us.


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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
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Posted - 03/21/2005 :  11:37:55  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Actually I would never trade my posts for sex. I am pretty sure floop wouldn't either. They mean too much.


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kathryn
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Belgium
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Posted - 03/21/2005 :  11:43:57  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Whereas I would only trade sex for one thing: sleep.


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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
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Posted - 03/21/2005 :  11:47:32  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
'Cos you're gettting too much I guess. Makes sense.


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kathryn
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Belgium
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Posted - 03/21/2005 :  11:57:48  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
You'll understand when you have a kid, Homer.

That is if the authorities allow you to procreate.


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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 03/21/2005 :  12:08:34  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I do understand, I just said it makes sense. You really do argue for arguing's sake don't you? Or are you really just.....? No I won't say it even in jest. You got upset last time.


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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
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Posted - 03/21/2005 :  12:38:35  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
arguing for arguing's sakes = pot kettle black


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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
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Posted - 04/02/2005 :  09:53:09  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
i had intercourse last night




ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
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starmekitten
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 04/02/2005 :  09:54:41  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
[removed]

[out of disappointment]


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Edited by - starmekitten on 04/02/2005 16:38:12
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <

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Posted - 04/02/2005 :  09:55:56  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Whooohoooo!


Finally.

The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 04/02/2005 :  12:07:23  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
On April Fool's night floop finally gets some nookie. Is that
what we're expected to believe?


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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 04/02/2005 :  15:11:27  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
there's no fooling you is there kathryn?

april fools!!







ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!

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starmekitten
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 04/02/2005 :  15:14:34  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Tony! How could you!


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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 04/02/2005 :  15:15:13  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
i'm ashamed of myself




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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 04/02/2005 :  15:17:46  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
i thought about having intercourse, does that sort of count?

no, really.. i promise that when i do have intercourse, i will post here. i think intercourse is imminent. i can feel it in the air..

did i just jinx myself?




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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts

Posted - 04/02/2005 :  17:00:06  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
quote:
i thought about having intercourse, does that sort of count?


Floop, when are you NOT thinking about that?



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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <

Poland
4698 Posts

Posted - 04/02/2005 :  17:21:33  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Surfer Rosa's sig fits perfectly into the context of every one of her posts. How does she do it?

edit: I say she because of the name... i can't remember if its any different..

lolzabad

Edited by - PixieSteve on 04/02/2005 17:22:32
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 04/02/2005 :  17:53:08  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
huh, floop, what can you feel in the air? explain....


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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
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Posted - 04/03/2005 :  10:38:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by PixieSteve

Surfer Rosa's sig fits perfectly into the context of every one of her posts. How does she do it?

lolzabad



I have thought myself. It's uncanny.


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kathryn
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Belgium
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Posted - 04/03/2005 :  11:44:43  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
What a pathetic bunch we are. It's the sex thread
and all we can do is discuss each other's sigs.


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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
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Posted - 04/03/2005 :  11:53:46  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
So, Kathryn, you still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics, huh? Do you think they'll ever reunite?



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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
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Posted - 04/03/2005 :  12:21:18  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn

What a pathetic bunch we are. It's the sex thread
and all we can do is discuss each other's sigs.


I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics



What's your excuse for not posting on the topic in hand? (pardon the expression)


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kathryn
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Belgium
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Posted - 04/03/2005 :  12:31:12  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Sadly, I had neither intercourse nor alcohol last night,
though I could have had both and in hindsight should
have had both.



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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
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Posted - 04/03/2005 :  12:46:12  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Never mind. At least you will get plenty more opportunities.


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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
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Posted - 04/03/2005 :  12:56:49  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Already, the booze is calling my name.


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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 04/03/2005 :  13:01:44  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
And my left hand is calling mine.


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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <

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Posted - 04/03/2005 :  13:15:49  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by PixieSteve

Surfer Rosa's sig fits perfectly into the context of every one of her posts. How does she do it?

edit: I say she because of the name... i can't remember if its any different..

lolzabad



It's because you know I'm right

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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
6556 Posts

Posted - 04/04/2005 :  09:02:22  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Yesterday was my 6th wedding anniversary,
doo de dooo de dooo...

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vilainde
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Niue
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Posted - 04/04/2005 :  09:07:09  Show Profile  Visit vilainde's Homepage  Reply with Quote
People still screw after 6 years of marriage? Cool! That gives me at least 2 more years of sex.


Denis

"I believe in your perfect face..."
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 04/04/2005 :  11:33:40  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
People have sex far longer than 6 years after they've married,
you silly! Just don't have any kids because the frequency
drops drastically.


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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 04/04/2005 :  12:50:16  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna

Yesterday was my 6th wedding anniversary,
doo de dooo de dooo...

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This is the war and not the warning.



Congratulations C. You married a Mike thouhg, it was bound to work out. Speedy (Mike II), Sir Rock (Mike Jnr) and I (Mike I) will all make excellent husbands to one day.

Good news is thick and fast for you right now my dear, and rightly so. May it always be that way.


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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
6556 Posts

Posted - 04/04/2005 :  13:35:20  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey

quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna

Yesterday was my 6th wedding anniversary,
doo de dooo de dooo...

__________
This is the war and not the warning.



Congratulations C. You married a Mike thouhg, it was bound to work out. Speedy (Mike II), Sir Rock (Mike Jnr) and I (Mike I) will all make excellent husbands to one day.

Good news is thick and fast for you right now my dear, and rightly so. May it always be that way.


Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!




Like I asked Mike II,
does it turn you on to know I called out your name during...


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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *

1972 Posts

Posted - 04/04/2005 :  13:46:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
It turns me on and my name isn't even close to Mike.

If you invert the first three letters in my forum name it is "mik".

Does that work?

It does for me.

I'm such sleeze.
Sorry.



So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
6556 Posts

Posted - 04/04/2005 :  14:04:12  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Hey I said it,
I spose that makes me a sleeze too

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starmekitten
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United Kingdom
6370 Posts

Posted - 04/04/2005 :  14:26:54  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I'm getting that oogy thing all over again
although that could be the chips and dips to be fair


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