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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
 Posted - 03/09/2005 : 00:34:29
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Go for the Tre, Mike! Go, Michael, Go!!!
Have a gay old time!!!
The violet, the lily and the pink but those I refused all three |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 03/09/2005 : 00:39:10
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Then two more members could post in this thread properly.
The violet, the lily and the pink but those I refused all three |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 03/09/2005 : 01:53:17
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Originally posted by rita
BOM DIA!
is that portuguese for "Boo Ya!"? 
 You can go eat a decroded piece of crap! |
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4109 Posts |
Posted - 03/09/2005 : 02:27:59
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Shine, that's good morning...but you can translate like that!
Have you heard
The days are getting shorter?
What will you do when your suntan is faded and the summer's gone?
Do you feel afraid? |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 03/09/2005 : 02:57:40
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Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
She is our only hope. Like Obi Wan Kinobi but without the beard and lightsabre.
That is soooo hysterically funny and true - you have no idea.
You want it all but you can't have it.
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 03/09/2005 : 03:49:00
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She is our only hope. Like Obi Wan Kinobi but without the beard and lightsabre.
Hey! I haven't lost my faith, you silly boy! My lightsabre is still working.
The violet, the lily and the pink but those I refused all three |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 03/09/2005 : 04:04:11
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PIMPS the lot of you! Xavi I expected better from you, whoring me off like Kathryn is.
grumblegrumblegrumble
 cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 03/09/2005 : 04:09:42
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Aw - we just want a forum wedding we can all come to and get drunk at.
You want it all but you can't have it.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/09/2005 : 04:56:05
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 03/09/2005 : 05:18:28
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Oh, no!!! I meant... Hmmm... You want to, and obviously Mike wants to, so why not?
Do it for this thread!!!
The violet, the lily and the pink but those I refused all three |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 03/09/2005 : 05:20:30
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Originally posted by whoreatthedoor
Oh, no!!! I meant... Hmmm... You want to
The violet, the lily and the pink but those I refused all three
Oh do I now?
cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/09/2005 : 05:53:31
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floop, had sex yet today?
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 03/09/2005 : 06:02:44
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Is Mike with you now? You want to!!!
The violet, the lily and the pink but those I refused all three |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 03/09/2005 : 06:04:04
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I just sent you a nice e mail whore.
I might have to write you a not so nice one now
pimp
cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/09/2005 : 06:17:34
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Some guy in my town has a bumpersticker
that says "Pimpin' ain't easy." And a couple
of NASCAR ones, natch.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 03/09/2005 : 19:04:33
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Have a gay old time!!!
Is it possible to have a gay time while participating in heterosexual activities?
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 00:35:00
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That's a good question.
The violet, the lily and the pink but those I refused all three |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/11/2005 : 13:27:56
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Friday, March 11th. still no intercourse last night.
forcast for this evening, hazy with very little chance of showers
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/11/2005 : 14:23:06
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It is possible to have a gay old time; just
put on "Black Rider".
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 03/11/2005 : 14:29:19
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Or walk Spanish down the hall.
There was supervisor that worked here for a while. A black guy that drove a ragged out mid-70's 240ZX - just a beater of a car.
One of other guys that managed here - an italian guy...made up a little carboard license plate and used electrical tape to spell out "pimpin ain't easy" on it.
He then placed it in the empty license plate frame on the front of the ragged Nissan.
A mild amount of hilarity ensued. |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 03/11/2005 : 14:40:42
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Originally posted by rita
BOM DIA!
congratluations!
So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.
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4109 Posts |
Posted - 03/11/2005 : 17:52:35
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Thank you Kim!
If you want something don't ask for nothing
if you want nothing don't ask for something! |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 03/12/2005 : 13:40:49
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It is possible to have a gay old time; just
put on "Black Rider".
Or some old episodes of The Flintstones
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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glacial906
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1738 Posts |
Posted - 03/19/2005 : 00:56:36
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Twice.
The Drummer from Def Leppard's Only Got One Arm. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/19/2005 : 03:53:04
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Yeah fuck you!
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/19/2005 : 07:55:04
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Not even once.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7443 Posts |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 09:38:38
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Did you notice? None of the 6000+ members of this forum have had intercourse in the last 2 days. That's impressive (in a bad way).
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 09:42:40
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Hmmmmm could there be a direct correlation???
EDIT:
heh, I thought you meant those with 6000+ posts.
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Edited by - Carolynanna on 03/21/2005 09:49:54 |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 09:53:36
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I could have posted on this thread on Saturday.
So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.
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4109 Posts |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 09:55:43
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quote:
Originally posted by vilainde
Did you notice? None of the 6000+ members of this forum have had intercourse in the last 2 days. That's impressive (in a bad way).
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..."
I'm just too shy to post here...
You're trying to
fool somebody, but you end up fooling yourself. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 11:08:23
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Originally posted by vilainde
Did you notice? None of the 6000+ members of this forum have had intercourse in the last 2 days. That's impressive (in a bad way).
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..."
If they had 6000 members, I wouldn't be surprised they couldn't get laid. I mean, I know women like a big package, but that would just be freaky.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 11:14:28
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The higher the post count, the less sex? This is a great but terrifying insight. It is a disincentive against posting.
I'm gonna keep my post count low from now on.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 11:20:57
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Even I don't get the least. No way.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 11:27:21
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The fewer posts, the more sex. Is that how it works?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 03/21/2005 : 11:31:19
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If I delete some of my posts do you think that'll work?
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. |
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I had intercourse last night
