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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
 Posted - 04/04/2005 : 14:33:11
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maybe its that "imagining-a-male-forum-member-imagining-a-female forum-member-having-sex-with-her-husband-while-saying-"mike"-while simultaneously-wishing-his-name-were-Mike" thing.
could it be that? |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 04/04/2005 : 14:35:07
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Yes! The oogys back!
 I joined the cult of Derek/ because Dereks don't run |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 04/04/2005 : 14:48:16
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well, here's hoping the oogies don't go all wonky on you.
My new fav movie is Shaun of the Dead.
"Sup, niggaz?"
So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 04/04/2005 : 14:51:42
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you're a sensible man
(mostly)
(well in this case)
I joined the cult of Derek/ because Dereks don't run |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 04/04/2005 : 14:56:58
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Should I hit the It was a good idea at the time, to post that???
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This is the war and not the warning. |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 04/04/2005 : 14:57:54
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quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna
Yesterday was my 6th wedding anniversary,
doo de dooo de dooo...
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This is the war and not the warning.
Congratulations C. You married a Mike thouhg, it was bound to work out. Speedy (Mike II), Sir Rock (Mike Jnr) and I (Mike I) will all make excellent husbands to one day.
Good news is thick and fast for you right now my dear, and rightly so. May it always be that way.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
My word, I sort of read that as Speedy, Sir Rock and I will all make excellent husbands for you one day. What a worrying thought...
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/05/2005 : 06:21:02
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quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
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Originally posted by Carolynanna
Yesterday was my 6th wedding anniversary,
doo de dooo de dooo...
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This is the war and not the warning.
Congratulations C. You married a Mike thouhg, it was bound to work out. Speedy (Mike II), Sir Rock (Mike Jnr) and I (Mike I) will all make excellent husbands to one day.
Good news is thick and fast for you right now my dear, and rightly so. May it always be that way.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
Like I asked Mike II,
does it turn you on to know I called out your name during...
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This is the war and not the warning.
Not as much as the picture I have of your head on a naked female pornstars body. If you'd just send me real nude shots, I wouldn't have to resort to this.
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/05/2005 : 11:59:00
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This thread *shakes her head*....it's all so wrong....
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 12:17:48
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*cough*
*sneeze*
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 13:13:42
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You weren't kidding, floop, in the "what's on your
mind" thread? Jeez! Are you serious!? Woo hoo!
Tell us all about the lucky lady.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 13:14:52
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| Was she a bartender? |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 13:15:41
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a gentlemen never gives details, or something
know what i'm sayin' dawg? |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 13:17:22
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Was she a waitress?
C'mon, c'mon!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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n/a
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Posted - 04/07/2005 : 13:18:48
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Tell us...
C'mon!
You’re too old to lose it, too young to choose it
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 13:18:55
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| Does a gentleman post on an international forum that he had sex last night? No, so give us details dawg. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 13:21:39
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buy the book
know what i'm sayin' dawg? |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 13:23:26
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This is so pathetic. The three of us married people, bugging
footloose and fancy free single-guy floop for details.
We're shameless.
Now, spill, Romeo!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 13:25:11
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long live non-marriage!
know what i'm sayin' dawg? |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 13:25:33
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was she conscious?
So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7443 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 13:47:01
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Hello. Not unlike floop (but not WITH floop), I had sexual intercourse last night.
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 13:52:22
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Oh, you're married. You can have sex any time.
This is floop. It's been months and months
for floop. This is .... special. Plus, you will have
sex soon. The next time for floop will be
at the Catholics reunion shows which will
be forever from now.
Gonna go kill myself now.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =
Italy
2139 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 13:57:56
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i had sex last night but i'm not married. and i don't think that the catholics will reunite anytime soon with the pope dead and all. and i'm forcing myself to not post the filthy comment on the connection between vilainde's sig and his sexual intercourse. i'll burn in hell forever probably.
 i bash newbies for a living |
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 13:58:27
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Way to go dawg. If it was a waitress, you gotta share your secret. If it wasn't a waitress, you gotta share your secret.
I remember when it was just "months and months"....
Oh boy, it's Walk-Around Butt! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 14:01:53
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*scrolls down to remind self of Denis' sig*
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 14:47:10
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Owww, my head hurts. And my ass. What happened?
.......which was nice. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 19:07:52
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
This is floop. It's been months and months
for floop. This is .... special. Plus, you will have
sex soon. The next time for floop will be
at the Catholics reunion shows which will
be forever from now.
after last night i don't need to have sex again for months and months
know what i'm sayin' dawg? |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 04/07/2005 : 20:35:48
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| He's a sex camel. Stores the lovin' in his hump. |
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n/a
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4109 Posts |
Posted - 04/08/2005 : 00:13:04
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
after last night i don't need to have sex again for months and months
know what i'm sayin' dawg?
Your signature really fits in all posts!
But you don't look the same.
You’re too old to lose it, too young to choose it
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/08/2005 : 05:50:27
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Hahaha, a sex camel! Genius!
.......which was nice. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/08/2005 : 11:20:06
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See what floop just did there?
How the sig flowed so beautifully at the end of the post?
after last night i don't need to have sex again for months and months
know what i'm sayin' dawg?
GENIUS!!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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misterwoe
= Cult of Ray =
Greece
675 Posts |
Posted - 04/08/2005 : 21:53:01
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So yeah, I haven't had sex in like 22 months, and that was only my fourth time. What's the deal? I get laid four times in one summer and then...nothing. I'm living on a college campus dammit! Where's all the action?
This is what I get for being a writer. My mistress is the pen. I'm too busy to pursue sex. Oh, yeah I didn't really feel like palming percy when I woke up this morning, but I forced myself to anyway. Yeah, and when I'm an infamous filmmaker I'm going to be sexxing a lot. Hopefully with just one woman though because I don't want anymore VDs.
Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/09/2005 : 11:29:07
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misterwoe, I must admit that I love your sig.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 04/09/2005 : 12:24:59
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Hey, you know what? Pablo Picasso was an asshole.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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misterwoe
= Cult of Ray =
Greece
675 Posts |
Posted - 04/09/2005 : 17:01:08
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quote:
Originally posted by VoVat
Hey, you know what? Pablo Picasso was an asshole.
"Reunion? Shit union!"
Yeah, you know three people he was associated with committed suicide? Talk about aggressive personalities. Oh hey, I had sex last night!
Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole. |
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misterwoe
= Cult of Ray =
Greece
675 Posts |
Posted - 04/09/2005 : 17:01:40
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Just kidding...but I wish I did.
Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole. |
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I had intercourse last night
