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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 03/08/2005 :  06:22:15  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Nothing sad about the first bit.
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <

4209 Posts
Posted - 03/08/2005 :  06:25:25  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage  Reply with Quote
I've just been deserted again - I may not be able to post here again for a while.

You want it all but you can't have it.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts
Posted - 03/08/2005 :  10:48:55  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Again, I must ask, does "in the last 24 minutes" count?
Must we abide by these strict, dare I say, rigid rules?
Floop, you started this thread so you clear this up:
does it have to be last night or can it be within
the last 24 hours or what? Does within the last
hour count, because that's all I've got right now.
I hope you do answer, floop, because by asking
I am risking having to see another photograph
of sunshine and sparkling beaches, compliments
of Dayanara.

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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts
Posted - 03/08/2005 :  11:34:04  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
He did say in the last 24 hours at one point. I quoted him yesterday.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts
Posted - 03/08/2005 :  11:50:15  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Oh, now you're quoting floop. Great.

Well, I should thank you and I do. Thank you.

Back on topic.

In the last two hours. Hour and a half, I'd say.
It's very cold in my house right now.

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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts
Posted - 03/08/2005 :  11:56:26  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
like i said, within' 24 hours..

give or take a 1/2 hour.


so far no one has completed the 2nd part of the survery, which is to tell us about it!





ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts
Posted - 03/08/2005 :  12:11:24  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Thank you so much for the clarification, floop.
I appreciate your helping the thread move
along. This is the sort of help and attitude
we newbies look for, especially from a
forum statesman such as yourself.

I will give details right after Surfer "I've got
a husband" Rosa. Nic?

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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts
Posted - 03/08/2005 :  12:14:37  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
oh you




ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts
Posted - 03/08/2005 :  12:19:17  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
oh you

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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
6556 Posts
Posted - 03/08/2005 :  12:40:09  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
So Mr.Kiki comes home for a nooner everyday???

__________
Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts
Posted - 03/08/2005 :  12:44:25  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Good lord, Carolynanna. That sounds both funny
and obscene. You've got kids, you know how it
is. To quote that dead hippie Janis Joplin, "Get it
while you can."

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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts
Posted - 03/08/2005 :  13:05:25  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
update: still no intercourse here.

i'll let you know




ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts
Posted - 03/08/2005 :  13:54:02  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Still cobwebs on mine.
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floop
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Mexico
15297 Posts
Posted - 03/08/2005 :  13:55:18  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
update: 1:57 PM, Tuesday March 8th.

still no intercourse




ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
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starmekitten
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United Kingdom
6370 Posts
Posted - 03/08/2005 :  13:59:26  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey

Still cobwebs on mine.


which might explain the lack of intercourse, ew!

cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Niue
7443 Posts
Posted - 03/08/2005 :  13:59:51  Show Profile  Visit vilainde's Homepage  Reply with Quote
havinggg iNNTRERRRCOOOUSRE ROIIGHTY NNNOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW


Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..."
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts
Posted - 03/08/2005 :  14:09:20  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Aaah yes. Thanks for turning on the webcam Denis.

Go Denis go!
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
5454 Posts
Posted - 03/08/2005 :  14:26:28  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I might have described (no, I really wouldn't), but I'm now well outside of the 24 hour limit.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts
Posted - 03/08/2005 :  14:45:42  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Boooooooooooooooo!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts
Posted - 03/08/2005 :  16:07:08  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Just sitting here waiting for Surfer to describe
hers.

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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
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Posted - 03/08/2005 :  16:13:36  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
If anyone will, Surfer will. She is our only hope. Like Obi Wan Kinobi but without the beard and lightsabre.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts
Posted - 03/08/2005 :  16:24:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
You should hear how she described you, Homers

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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts
Posted - 03/08/2005 :  16:27:33  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I should but am I gonna?
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts
Posted - 03/08/2005 :  16:34:04  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
If you read this post you're gonna. She blew your cover
(I know you'd like her to blow other things...ba da boom!
Sorry...sorry). You'd like everybody to think you're a
brooding gruff loser, Homers, but Surfer used
words such as "gentleman" and "godsent"
and "lovely" to describe you.

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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
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Posted - 03/08/2005 :  16:41:24  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
GODSENT!? It's true I am a gentleman and lovely, but GODSENT!?

I don't know what to say.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts
Posted - 03/08/2005 :  16:47:35  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Further, Daisy also said some nice things about you (I realized ou didn't meet in person, but from your emails). So you
see, your rep is going downhill fast.

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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts
Posted - 03/08/2005 :  16:53:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Wow! At this rate, I may just get to post here properly one day.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts
Posted - 03/08/2005 :  16:57:57  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Did you forget that Nic and Daisy and I are all married?
Best go for the single gals like, oh say, Tre!

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n/a
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4109 Posts
Posted - 03/08/2005 :  17:02:02  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I also agree that Homer is a gentleman! But as Kiki says, we're all married.

Have you heard
The days are getting shorter?
What will you do when your suntan is faded and the summer's gone?
Do you feel afraid?
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starmekitten
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United Kingdom
6370 Posts
Posted - 03/08/2005 :  17:02:56  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Kathryn, I am here you know, bloody pimping me off all night you have

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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts
Posted - 03/08/2005 :  17:13:04  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Hehe who else has she pimped you off too?

And Kiki, I didn't mean getting laid with one of you. I just meant I may get laid again someday.
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starmekitten
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United Kingdom
6370 Posts
Posted - 03/08/2005 :  17:23:32  Show Profile  Visit starmekitten's Homepage  Reply with Quote
now that would be telling!

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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts
Posted - 03/08/2005 :  17:28:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Yep, that's why I asked.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts
Posted - 03/08/2005 :  18:12:10  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Let's pay attention to the chalkboard, class. Homers
is in England. He is single. Rita, Kathryn, Daisy are not in England. Are married. Tre and Homers. Both: heterosexual,single, in England.

Just doing the math.

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n/a
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Posted - 03/09/2005 :  00:07:10  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
BOM DIA!

Have you heard
The days are getting shorter?
What will you do when your suntan is faded and the summer's gone?
Do you feel afraid?
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