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hawken
- FB Fan -
USA
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 Posted - 03/07/2005 : 11:04:02
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 11:14:29
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Sure Kathryn, but ot be fair, I wanted to post about that first.
Hawken, you look like a Sky Sports presenter we have over here. That's the first one, but I am sure there are others. |
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PixieSteve
> Teenager of the Year <
Poland
4698 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 11:39:30
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| if it wasn't last night you're in the wrong thread, mother fuckers looking for ways around it. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 11:46:09
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Originally posted by floop
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Originally posted by vilainde
I had 2 nights ago. Am I allowed to post?
i'll let it slide this time. but in the future please only post when you had intercourse within a 24 hour period.
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 12:03:26
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Homers! You wanted to post about sex in the last 24 hours?!
How delightful for you. I am thrilled for you. A job
interview and sex in the same 24 hours! Tell, tell.
(I was also going to post sex in the last 24 minutes*
but remain unsure as to whether that is allowed by
this thread's rules. * per my promise to Surfer)
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 12:09:58
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| No I was trying to be funny, suggesting that it was I who you had sex with me this afternoon. Never mind. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 12:13:00
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Um, aren't you across an ocean at another continent?
(That sounds so romantic!) Whereas Mr. Kathryn
was home for lunch and ...
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
1811 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 12:14:41
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kathryn, everytime you mention your sex life i'm going to mention how warm and sunny it is outside.
A monkey will eat dirt if you make him. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 12:19:15
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another perfect day here in Southern California
(minus the sex)
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 12:20:41
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If sex with myself counts, I had.
Four times.
[flees ashamed]
The violet, the lily and the pink but those I refused all three |
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
1811 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 12:22:31
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77 degrees, mostly sunny
A monkey will eat dirt if you make him. |
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
1811 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 12:23:19
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i haven't even had sex with myself in the last 24 hours, i'm a complete failure.
A monkey will eat dirt if you make him. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 12:25:12
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i was told by myself that i had a headache last night.
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 12:25:20
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quote:
Originally posted by dayanara
kathryn, everytime you mention your sex life i'm going to mention how warm and sunny it is outside.
A monkey will eat dirt if you make him.
I have some nice pictures of Jack on my wall. Wanna see?
I really do actually. |
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
1811 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 12:27:27
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i'll have to check with floop, but i think you can only post the photos of jack if you've had intercourse with them in the last 24 hours.
A monkey will eat dirt if you make him. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 12:30:39
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God damn! Is that the view outside your window, D?
I'd trade an orgasm or two for that, or for a temperature
above 20 F.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 12:36:01
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quote:
Originally posted by dayanara
i'll have to check with floop, but i think you can only post the photos of jack if you've had intercourse with them in the last 24 hours.
A monkey will eat dirt if you make him.
I am a complete loser. I STILL can't get you to come to my room. |
Edited by - Homers_pet_monkey on 03/07/2005 13:04:08 |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 12:47:25
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To be fair, one of them was a wet dream with, you know, a little accident.
You know what I mean, Mike.
The violet, the lily and the pink but those I refused all three |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 12:54:10
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Context is needed, Whore. Four times in, what, a day, a week?
What output are we talking about?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 12:55:39
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yeah I had a dream about intercourse does that count?
it was a good dream
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 13:01:27
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Oh! So... sunday morning, and I woke up with a mess in my pajama.
Then later, in the evening, I had to burn 10 CD's fulls of porn and "Lucia and sex" and, you know... those things happens.
The violet, the lily and the pink but those I refused all three |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7443 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 13:01:50
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
quote:
Originally posted by vilainde
I had 2 nights ago. Am I allowed to post?
You had sex the night before you ran a half marathon?
I can't figure out if that's stupid of you or studly.
(It's weird how much we all know about each other!)
No, I had sex on Friday evening and ran on Sunday.
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 13:05:37
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quote:
Originally posted by whoreatthedoor
To be fair, one of them was a wet dream with, you know, a little accident.
You know what I mean, Mike.
The violet, the lily and the pink but those I refused all three
Don't drag me into this.
I'm too busy wanking to respond. |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 13:42:40
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quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
Don't drag me into this.
I'm too busy wanking to respond.
Hope my new picture could help you.
The violet, the lily and the pink but those I refused all three |
Edited by - whoreatthedoor on 03/07/2005 13:46:11 |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 13:46:42
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| OK this has to stop Xavier. People wil start to talk. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 16:53:09
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Phew! Denis, I am glad you cleared that up for the group.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2005 : 00:48:00
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And goodmorning to you all.
You want it all but you can't have it.
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2005 : 00:56:44
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| Good morning? I haven't gone to bed yet. With Rita checking in early in the morning and me and other checking in late at night this place is 24 hours. |
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4109 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2005 : 01:00:47
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Good morning Nicole!
Darwin, are you talking about me?
Have you heard
The days are getting shorter?
What will you do when your suntan is faded and the summer's gone?
Do you feel afraid? |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2005 : 01:07:26
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Darwin - you gotta go to bed to get laid?!
You want it all but you can't have it.
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2005 : 01:09:34
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i just came home alone, not through lack of effort it's just that i have a single bed right now, at least i got digits, normally at this time i'd be giving digits, ba-dum-bum!
You can go eat a decroded piece of crap! |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2005 : 04:52:21
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| Surfer, did you get laid? |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2005 : 06:12:40
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Hell yes.
You want it all but you can't have it.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2005 : 06:17:49
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| Hahahaha! Wow, must have been good. Or was it just 'cos it was rare? |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 03/08/2005 : 06:20:50
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Both
sadly
You want it all but you can't have it.
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I had intercourse last night
