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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2005 : 13:22:09
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i didn't, but if you did, post here and tell us about it!
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2005 : 13:24:11
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floop! I was so, um, excited for you.
You might want to check out the Surefire Ways To Get Laid thread I just started, floop. It is sure to fill up with the collective forum wisdom.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2005 : 13:25:23
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when the day comes, i promise to post in this thread.
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2005 : 13:26:50
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I'm married and can't even post in this thread - how tragic is that?
Well officially at least.
You want it all but you can't have it.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2005 : 13:28:15
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I'm married and I can.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2005 : 13:28:58
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<cough> |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7443 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2005 : 13:38:21
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I had 2 nights ago. Am I allowed to post?
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2005 : 14:00:01
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quote: Originally posted by vilainde
I had 2 nights ago. Am I allowed to post?
i'll let it slide this time. but in the future please only post when you had intercourse within a 24 hour period.
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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n/a
deleted
4109 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2005 : 14:04:17
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I was very happy to read this...but then disapointed.
You know I'm married, so that says all.
The greatest thing, you'll ever learn, is just to love, and be loved in return. |
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Skatealex1
* Dog in the Sand *
1670 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2005 : 15:40:50
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Im not married I suck
The Truth Is Out There |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2005 : 16:54:45
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Is this going to be one of those threads with, um, rigid rules that we have to break down, like I had to with KOK's "Last Night I Watched" thread? This 24-hour window is already cramping my style.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2005 : 16:56:16
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maybe we could make it 24 months so I can play too
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronken. |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2005 : 16:59:59
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Perhaps we also need a strict definition of intercourse. Is it the Bill Clinton definition or are we being more inclusive? |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2005 : 17:02:43
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Very good question, darwin. It's good to have Ph.D. holders around.
Can we get an answer from the film-school grad?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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4109 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2005 : 17:08:24
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quote: Originally posted by Little Black Francis
maybe we could make it 24 months so I can play too
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronken.
24 months? That's a lot of months...
Have you heard The days are getting shorter? What will you do when your suntan is faded and the summer's gone? Do you feel afraid? |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2005 : 17:26:53
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Be nice, Rita!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Superabounder
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1041 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2005 : 17:33:53
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quote: Originally posted by darwin
Perhaps we also need a strict definition of intercourse. Is it the Bill Clinton definition or are we being more inclusive?
Does self-sufficiency count?
Irish folk-tales scare the shit out of me |
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4109 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2005 : 17:46:21
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OK Kiki, I'll try...
Have you heard The days are getting shorter? What will you do when your suntan is faded and the summer's gone? Do you feel afraid? |
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
1811 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2005 : 17:46:46
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i find that giving up all hope doesn't help you get laid, but it does make it easier to go on living.
A monkey will eat dirt if you make him. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2005 : 18:08:35
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quote: Originally posted by vilainde
I had 2 nights ago. Am I allowed to post?
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..."
You had sex the night before you ran a half marathon? I can't figure out if that's stupid of you or studly. (It's weird how much we all know about each other!)
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2005 : 18:13:30
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I said 24 months because the rules 24 hours, I figured I'd stay with the 24 rule...
It's been less than 24 months, a lot less, but still way, way too long...
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronken. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 03:53:53
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I'll never post here again. |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 08:37:14
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If it was upto my husband I could post here every day...
__________ Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none. Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 08:49:37
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You complaining?
I credited you with more passion than that C. |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 08:56:49
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Nah, I ain't complaining. You're right, I mean it would be horrible if it was the other way around, like a Peg Bundy kind of thing.
__________ Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none. Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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hawken
- FB Fan -
USA
178 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 09:17:52
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Last night was great....we finally had a nice day around here (DC), so I got out and went on a jog. Took it easy for the rest of the day and just played guitar and watched TV.
Then my girlfriend paid me a visit around 8 and we laid on the couch for awhile just watching TV before we decided to satisfy our most basic desires. It was nice.
I wish all Sundays could be so pleasant.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 09:28:58
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Getting jiggy with it. Na na na na na na na! |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 09:34:33
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My husband just texted me to let me know he's back in town.
I could be lucky tonight.
*dusts off handcuffs to ensure a good night*
You want it all but you can't have it.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 09:36:33
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I was ashamed of loving that Will Smith song until I read an interview in which Liz Phair admitted the same.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 09:51:10
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quote: Originally posted by hawken
Last night was great....we finally had a nice day around here (DC), so I got out and went on a jog. Took it easy for the rest of the day and just played guitar and watched TV.
Then my girlfriend paid me a visit around 8 and we laid on the couch for awhile just watching TV before we decided to satisfy our most basic desires. It was nice.
I wish all Sundays could be so pleasant.
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hawken
- FB Fan -
USA
178 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 10:12:32
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quote: Getting jiggy with it. Na na na na na na na!
Indeed....like the images above also! |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 10:14:13
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Care to post any pictures of your own? |
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hawken
- FB Fan -
USA
178 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 10:32:01
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I can't post anything too interesting....but here's one where I'm getting some attention. I have the photographer to thank for the pose...."why don't you girls give him a little kiss". Thanks cameraman!
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 10:39:17
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You look REALLY familiar. I bviously don't know you though.
So neither of those girls is your girlfriend? |
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hawken
- FB Fan -
USA
178 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 10:46:34
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Not now....though I did date the one on the right for a couple months about 4 years ago, god time flies.
Look familiar...hmmm, perhaps I have a twin across the pond that I'm unaware of. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 11:00:06
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Another procedural question:
What if "intercourse" occurred not last night but this morning or this afternoon?
Can we still post?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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