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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
 Posted - 03/06/2005 : 13:20:18
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The thread VoVat wouldn't start.
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
1811 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2005 : 13:21:27
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i have no idea, but i'm open to suggestions.
A monkey will eat dirt if you make him. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2005 : 13:22:59
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D'oh! I didn't mean it that way. I meant, if you meet
a guy and he says his favorite artist is Frank Black
chances are you'll wanna, um, get to know him
better.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2005 : 13:52:55
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quote:
The thread VoVat wouldn't start.
I have my standards! I refuse to start a thread with the word "laid" in the title! It's indecent!
Now, if it were "surefire ways to fuck someone," I'd be fine with it.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2005 : 13:58:50
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quote:
Originally posted by VoVat
quote:
The thread VoVat wouldn't start.
I have my standards! I refuse to start a thread with the word "laid" in the title! It's indecent!
Now, if it were "surefire ways to fuck someone," I'd be fine with it.
"Reunion? Shit union!"
thanks for the laugh vovat..
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2005 : 16:57:27
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2005 : 16:59:12
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What a cute puppy! That and a wedding ring and you're
a babe magnet, darwin!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Superabounder
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1041 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2005 : 17:18:59
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
D'oh! I didn't mean it that way. I meant, if you meet
a guy and he says his favorite artist is Frank Black
chances are you'll wanna, um, get to know him
better.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
Hey....how YOU doin'? My name is Stephen, and Frank Black is my favorite artist...hello...hello?
Damn it Kathryn, what'd I do wrong?
Irish folk-tales scare the shit out of me |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2005 : 17:21:32
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Do you have a cute puppy and/or a wedding ring?
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Superabounder
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1041 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2005 : 17:26:39
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Sadly...no.
I do have a cute kid. And a wedding ring that I no longer get to wear?
And that Joey thing. Does that count for anything?
Irish folk-tales scare the shit out of me |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2005 : 17:27:46
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What's the Joey thing? You play guitar like a god?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Superabounder
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1041 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2005 : 17:31:28
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No, not that Joey thing. "Friends" Joey..."how YOU doin'?"
Never saw it? Oh, ok. Well, ummm, see ya later. I'll just walk back over to my friends. Have a good night. Enjoy that Long Island Ice Tea I just bought you for $12.
Irish folk-tales scare the shit out of me |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2005 : 18:12:47
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Super, thanks for the drink. I'm sorry that you wasted the money
on a chick who doesn't get your witty pop-culture references.
I am sure you are far too witty and quick for me. You obviously
have excellent taste in music -- and a child, which is a
chick magnet, if ever there was one. ;-)
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2005 : 20:29:23
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
[ and a child, which is a
chick magnet, if ever there was one. ;-)
Women apparently like to know that the plumbing works. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2005 : 20:31:56
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yet they're not usually into plumbers. isn't it ironic?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 00:55:59
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I don't know. If I knew a way I wouldn't be wasting my time on this forum.
The violet, the lily and the pink but those I refused all three |
Edited by - whoreatthedoor on 03/07/2005 01:02:17 |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 01:16:00
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Champagne, cocaine and Agent Provocateur underwear.
You want it all but you can't have it.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 04:09:05
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| What's with the wedding ring thing Kiki? |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 06:06:43
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it is telling that this thread is MUCH smaller than its counterpart.
Has anyone brought up GHB?
I know, i know. That was low.
So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 06:12:21
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Originally posted by KimStanleyRobinson
it is telling that this thread is MUCH smaller than its counterpart.
Has anyone brought up GHB?
I know, i know. That was low.
So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.
Frankly this thread was asking for it.
You want it all but you can't have it.
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 06:35:47
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I have to say that children definitely have me running in the other direction!
Wedding rings are also a turn off for me. Maybe im just odd?
I would go with surfer on this one and say alcohol is a surefire way. That is, getting them stupidly drunk, not yourself.
I dont know. I dont need to be here, i already have a surefire way - be in a relationship. (er, not always true...may not work, i with hold any responisbility from this statement, as im talking about my realtionship)
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 08:34:25
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You know boys,
putting the toilet seat down is a sure-fire way to get laid...
__________
Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 08:53:13
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quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna
You know boys,
putting the toilet seat down is a sure-fire way to get laid...
__________
Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
Carolynana, I'd nail that seat down for you! |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 08:56:03
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Aaargh. You leave the seat up, they complain. You leave it down, they whine about the stray piss drips.
WOMEN-- there's no pleasing them!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 09:14:40
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Yet again, I'm 100 percent with Carolynanna on the
toilet seat thing.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 09:17:43
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Hehe, now wouldn't that be a helluva incentive for the guys...
__________
Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 09:24:12
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 09:26:24
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Meep, you'll have to forgive me,
I'm a little slow this Monday morning.
Awww shucks mike...:)
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Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 09:27:07
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The wedding ring thing, Homers, has to do with
my ongoing observation that some women are
attracted to married men.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 09:35:28
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| Yeah I know about that, I just thought that you were one of them ('cos you made it seem like you are), and wanted to know why. |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 09:38:08
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I think I'll invent a seat keeper-downer, and preserve millions of relationships and happy dry rears in the process.
...it's sure to go straight into the annals of "successful" Chindogu.
let's see,
1. happy man walks up
2. steps in a slip knot attached via pulley to the lid
3. lifts lid
4. does his business,
5. shakes
6. zips
7. turns and leaves
8. slip knot tightens around ankle
9. pulls down lid
9. man trips, faceplants, curses me
10. <bats eyelashes, gives wide-eyed innocent look> ok, back to the drawing board...
P.S. to his credit, I have *never* had a problem with SpudBoy and the lid - his mama done trained him well ;) |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 09:53:37
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quote:
Originally posted by apl4eris
I think I'll invent a seat keeper-downer, and preserve millions of relationships and happy dry rears in the process.
...it's sure to go straight into the annals of "successful" Chindogu.
let's see,
1. happy man walks up
2. steps in a slip knot attached via pulley to the lid
3. lifts lid
4. does his business,
5. shakes
6. zips
7. turns and leaves
8. slip knot tightens around ankle
9. pulls down lid
9. man trips, faceplants, curses me
10.thanks his lucky stars that he is getting laid tonight
P.S. to his credit, I have *never* had a problem with SpudBoy and the lid - his mama done trained him well ;)
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 09:55:26
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I'd like to preface this by saying that I always put toilet seat down, and the lid. I do this because I don't want anything to fall into the toilet. I have a shelf right about my toilet where I keep all my crap (razor, shaving cream, hair stuff, etc), so I'd rather not have my razor in the toilet water. That said, can someone explain the male-female toilet seat thing to me? As far as I can tell, ladies want the toilet SEAT (not the lid) left down. Why? (Yes, I know that women pee sitting down).
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 10:02:20
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We want you to lift it up when you pee,
and then put it back down when you're done.
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Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 10:05:13
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quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna
We want you to lift it up when you pee,
and then put it back down when you're done.
__________
Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
Ya, but WHY?
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 10:06:06
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| To get laid. |
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Surefire ways to get laid
