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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
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 Posted - 03/07/2005 : 10:07:11
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quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
To get laid.
There's no other reasonable response.
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Posted - 03/07/2005 : 10:07:31
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I think it's because women hate men that don't do that...
Have you heard
The days are getting shorter?
What will you do when your suntan is faded and the summer's gone?
Do you feel afraid? |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 10:10:19
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Lift it up so you don't pee on the seat where we sit,
and put it back down so err we don't accidentally fall in....hehehe.
No really, put it back down so we don't have to touch it or even see under it.
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Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 10:12:24
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You women must live with men who are not in control of their dicks. I am perfectly in control, though it does help that mine hangs into the bowl anyway.
You know, I really couldn't resist. All false of course. |
Edited by - Homers_pet_monkey on 03/07/2005 10:13:03 |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 12:48:38
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snappy dressing and good eye contact = sure fire way to get laid...
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 12:50:10
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 12:52:40
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Why is it so hard for you guys to understand the simple
directions that Carolynanna is giving you? It's not that
difficult!
Apl, you've got yerself a keeper in SpudBoy!
Homers, I am letting that comment go.
floop, I never knew that about you. I guess you shared
a lot about yourself (and Joey) when you met up with
Tre, huh? Not that there's anything wrong with it.
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 13:18:14
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
Why is it so hard for you guys to understand the simple
directions that Carolynanna is giving you? It's not that
difficult!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
It's not difficult, it's just silly.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 13:25:08
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
Why is it so hard for you guys
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
Well for me it's the prospect of this forum ladies calender? |
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Posted - 03/07/2005 : 13:26:25
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Tre, you should post that in the other thread, they look great!
Have you heard
The days are getting shorter?
What will you do when your suntan is faded and the summer's gone?
Do you feel afraid? |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 13:46:09
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I'd like to go on as record as saying that I'd like women to leave the seat up. It was up when you got in, leave it that way.
Seem ridiculous? Why?
"Join the Cult of Frank / Seriously." |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 13:46:57
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Also, I don't generally have the seat up, though I also don't really close the lid.
"Join the Cult of Frank / Seriously." |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 13:56:00
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Yeah, you want equal rights - why don't you think of us for a change?
Ash wields the chainsaw attached to the stump where his hand used to be and straps a sawn-off shotgun across his back
Ash: "Groovy" |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 13:57:15
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quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
snappy dressing and good eye contact = sure fire way to get laid...
i thought you weren't going to be posting for a long time..
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 13:58:16
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i thought you missed me
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 13:59:39
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just kidding..
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 14:00:13
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but just remember, i do have those photos
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 14:00:50
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i love you floop
you da man
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 14:01:07
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that's better
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 14:01:25
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you wouldn't
right?
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 14:01:52
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what do you think?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 14:02:35
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i know you wouldn't...
*keeps fingers crossed*
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
1811 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 14:02:48
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kitty - if the need presents itself, i have a picture of that same forum member with a different pixie that i'd be willing to let go for a good cause.
A monkey will eat dirt if you make him. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 14:05:13
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it would be worth it for me. like a suicide mission
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 14:05:21
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i love you dayanara
you da man
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 15:10:51
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I had some strange girl tell me the other day that if I wanted to get laid (not involving her, I think, but she actually used that expression - I thought only Americans actually said it), I should dance in a particular way involving putting a hand to one's head and shaking like some pop princess. I'm not sure I'm that desperate, to be honest.
Ash wields the chainsaw attached to the stump where his hand used to be and straps a sawn-off shotgun across his back
Ash: "Groovy" |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 17:03:39
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Tre, you can say "you da man" all you want but you'd
still be saying it in your English accent, your lovely
English accent but an English accent nonetheless.
I'm just sayin' -- and when I say that, I say it in my
Brooklyn accent. Just sayin' .
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 03/09/2005 : 18:19:33
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quote:
it is telling that this thread is MUCH smaller than its counterpart.
Maybe it's just that everyone who knows is too busy getting laid to post. Or they don't want to share their secrets.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 02:52:07
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 05:41:55
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Crush viagra into your husband's food?
You want it all but you can't have it.
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