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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
1811 Posts |
 Posted - 03/06/2005 : 12:52:14
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right. it also lowers your sperm count.
A monkey will eat dirt if you make him. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2005 : 13:01:16
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I don't ask in a disrespectful way, but how does soda, albeit
piss-yellow soda, lower a man's sperm count?
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
1811 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2005 : 13:06:22
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how the hell should i know? we're not meant to question these things.
A monkey will eat dirt if you make him. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2005 : 13:11:07
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But it's true?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
1811 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2005 : 13:12:04
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of course it's true
A monkey will eat dirt if you make him. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2005 : 13:16:00
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I'll make sure not to tell my husband. He'll wanna
promise to drink truckloads of Mountain Dew
and skip the vasectomy.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2005 : 13:17:45
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And I was going to say low sperm count is what I look for in a man
You want it all but you can't have it.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2005 : 13:21:41
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No sperm count's what I'm looking for.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
1811 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2005 : 13:23:31
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you'll have to combine the dew with tighty whities and a hot tub.
A monkey will eat dirt if you make him. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2005 : 13:27:11
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Or get a vasectomy. No more pregnancy worries!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2005 : 13:54:35
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quote:
And I was going to say low sperm count is what I look for in a man
Maybe "drinking lots of Mountain Dew" should be in the companion thread, then.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 03:46:14
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quote:
Originally posted by Black_francis_
um...sorry?
I can't believe you don't see I was joking. Do you really think I have a bottle top collection? |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 04:08:07
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You look like that kind of guy, you know.
The violet, the lily and the pink but those I refused all three |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 04:11:07
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 04:31:08
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Wear so many clothes you resemble the Michelin Man
You want it all but you can't have it.
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 04:46:44
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 04:50:26
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 05:24:13
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Well, he dos'nt have much success with Mary Jane. And he really should get a zip. |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 05:58:14
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I just gotta say...
"Jagger-esque handclaps."
Thank you cheesy.
Day made.
So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.
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Posted - 03/07/2005 : 06:26:28
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quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
quote:
Originally posted by floop
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
You must listen to this advise Floop!
Have you heard
The days are getting shorter?
What will you do when your suntan is faded and the summer's gone?
Do you feel afraid? |
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1688 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 07:32:59
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quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
quote:
Originally posted by floop
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
I don't agree.
If the girl sees your underwear, it's too late not to get laid.
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 07:34:53
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Thank you Monsieur - was wondering whether Floop had taken to wearing his underwear as a hat or something.
You want it all but you can't have it.
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 07:36:24
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quote:
Originally posted by KimStanleyRobinson
I just gotta say...
"Jagger-esque handclaps."
Thank you cheesy.
Day made.
So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.
You're welcome, but to be fair, Paint It Black deserves nothing less. Blister In The Sun is asking alot, but it still counts, I think.
Ash wields the chainsaw attached to the stump where his hand used to be and straps a sawn-off shotgun across his back
Ash: "Groovy" |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 08:32:35
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yeah.
wish i could find an image of what i have in my head. kinda like this...you know..all "start me up...UHHH!" and he calps his hands over his head and does all that jagger shit...
The man is legendary.
So, needless to say, if you were waiting around with five bucks in your hand waiting to buy my upcoming brochure Understanding Poop, you can put that five bucks away, 'cause it ain't happenin.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 08:48:08
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quote:
Originally posted by Monsieur
quote:
Originally posted by starmekitten
quote:
Originally posted by floop
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
I don't agree.
If the girl sees your underwear, it's too late not to get laid.
I will show you fear in a handful of dust
Well with underwear THAT bad, I wouldn't be so sure. You definitely wouldn't get laid with that person again. |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 08:58:43
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After chatting in the intercourse thread with HPM, I could say that;
denying your girl when she's really really in the mood is a surefire way to be cut off for awhile.
EDIT
(not that that's ever happened to me......  )
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Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 09:07:43
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quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna
After the intercourse thread HPM I could say that;
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Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
Sorry, I don't understand.
EDIT: Sorry C, I was getting my threads muggled up. There are so many surrounding sex now. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 09:31:59
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quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna
After the intercourse I had with HPM, I can die a happy woman...
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Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
WHAT????!!!!!!!!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 09:36:25
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 09:38:37
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Kathryn! 
Meep.
Hey, did we ever find out who Kay's forum crush was???
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Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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Posted - 03/07/2005 : 09:44:19
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That Homer is so dangerous, Carolyn, you must be careful!
Have you heard
The days are getting shorter?
What will you do when your suntan is faded and the summer's gone?
Do you feel afraid? |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 09:46:38
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Rita, you are so so wise.
You want it all but you can't have it.
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4109 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 09:48:17
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You know him better, am I right or what Nicole?
Have you heard
The days are getting shorter?
What will you do when your suntan is faded and the summer's gone?
Do you feel afraid? |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 09:50:15
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My goodness monkey boy,
what did you do to the girls of fb.net???
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Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 09:50:25
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I've met him twice and can confirm he is a whole bunch of trouble.
You want it all but you can't have it.
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surefire ways not to get laid
