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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
 Posted - 03/05/2005 : 01:44:58
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weave your pubes into a portrait of david hasselhoff
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronken. |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 03/05/2005 : 02:04:13
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The violet, the lily and the pink but those I refused all three |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 03/05/2005 : 02:28:28
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The violet, the lily and the pink but those I refused all three |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 03/05/2005 : 03:47:45
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Dancing like I dance. Foolproof.
Ash wields the chainsaw attached to the stump where his hand used to be and straps a sawn-off shotgun across his back
Ash: "Groovy" |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/05/2005 : 11:19:58
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I read that as "floopproof"
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 03/05/2005 : 12:51:54
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remember this guy:
You can go eat a decroded piece of crap! |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 03/05/2005 : 13:19:51
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Dancing like I dance is floop-proof? That's worth bearing in mind. Do the addition of Jagger-esque handclaps add or detract from the resistance?
Ash wields the chainsaw attached to the stump where his hand used to be and straps a sawn-off shotgun across his back
Ash: "Groovy" |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 03/05/2005 : 14:38:01
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Weave your pubes into a portrait of...
Never mind. I can't think of anything funny to put here, and pube-weaving is unsexy enough without adding in anything else.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/05/2005 : 15:13:15
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
1811 Posts |
Posted - 03/05/2005 : 16:51:24
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you think i'm seeexxxy?
you like my boooddddy?
A monkey will eat dirt if you make him. |
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slaveish
= Cult of Ray =
USA
269 Posts |
Posted - 03/05/2005 : 18:22:59
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| This is a topic I know nothing about. |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 03/05/2005 : 18:40:54
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Posting pictures of little red X's to the forum
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/05/2005 : 18:55:46
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No, shiner, I most definitely do not remember "this guy".
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 03/05/2005 : 20:50:56
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Originally posted by whoreatthedoor
The violet, the lily and the pink but those I refused all three
Hello nipple my old friend,
You shall be banned from here again. |
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1713 Posts |
Posted - 03/05/2005 : 23:56:14
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Originally posted by whoreatthedoor
sorry, i don't get this one...Bruce Lee won't get you any action? |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2005 : 00:52:10
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Originally posted by slaveish
This is a topic I know nothing about.
must be nice being you
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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4109 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2005 : 01:00:47
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
quote:
Originally posted by slaveish
This is a topic I know nothing about.
must be nice being you
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
This one was very funny!
The greatest thing, you'll ever learn,
is just to love, and be loved in return. |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2005 : 02:46:03
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Oh, sorry! I wrote something about taking a girl to a Bruce Lee film, but looks like I erased my own comment.
The violet, the lily and the pink but those I refused all three |
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4109 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2005 : 05:58:54
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And nobody cared about eating Kellog's cereal...it's a shame!
The greatest thing, you'll ever learn,
is just to love, and be loved in return. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2005 : 06:00:47
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| I don't understand rita. |
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4109 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2005 : 06:04:44
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Try to search why they were invented...I saw a documentary about that and I thought that was so funny!
The greatest thing, you'll ever learn,
is just to love, and be loved in return. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2005 : 06:06:10
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| I saw the film once but I don't remember much except it had more sex than I expected. |
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4109 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2005 : 06:08:55
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Now I don't understand you...what film?
The greatest thing, you'll ever learn,
is just to love, and be loved in return. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2005 : 06:18:18
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| There is a film about the guy who started Kellogs Cereals. |
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4109 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2005 : 06:19:43
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I see, but I was talking about the real story!
The greatest thing, you'll ever learn,
is just to love, and be loved in return. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2005 : 06:37:33
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This was the real story I believe.
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Edited by - Homers_pet_monkey on 03/06/2005 06:47:39 |
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Black_francis_
- FB Fan -
United Kingdom
157 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2005 : 06:58:37
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putting glasses on the back of your head and walking backwards to greet a girl.
tellin them their name in Kling-on ( i think thats how its spelled) is also a pretty bad idea
oh and tryin to impress them with your large collection of bottle tops
that was one bad night
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2005 : 07:01:43
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Laughing so hard the red wine you are drinking shoots out your nose.
You want it all but you can't have it.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2005 : 07:12:42
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Originally posted by Black_francis_
putting glasses on the back of your head and walking backwards to greet a girl.
tellin them their name in Kling-on ( i think thats how its spelled) is also a pretty bad idea
oh and tryin to impress them with your large collection of bottle tops
that was one bad night
Erm excuse me, but have you seen my collection of bottle tops? I think not, so don't knock it 'til you have (and then you won't 'cos it is so fucking fantastic). |
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Black_francis_
- FB Fan -
United Kingdom
157 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2005 : 07:54:22
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2005 : 11:13:47
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Talking about your athletes foot.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2005 : 11:29:38
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Corn flakes are supposed to keep down the libido, right?
And Dr. Pepper is supposed to keep you regular.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
1811 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2005 : 11:37:03
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no no, green m&m's are good for the libido and mountain dew lowers your sperm count.
A monkey will eat dirt if you make him. |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2005 : 11:51:02
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I thought Mountain Dew just made you want to participate in extreme sports.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/06/2005 : 12:40:38
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Mountain Dew just makes you jittery.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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surefire ways not to get laid
