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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 03/07/2005 : 09:58:06
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Originally posted by Monsieur
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Originally posted by starmekitten
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Originally posted by floop
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
             
I don't agree.
If the girl sees your underwear, it's too late not to get laid.
I will show you fear in a handful of dust
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
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Posted - 03/07/2005 : 09:58:52
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When you see me in my suit ladies, you will agree that I am a very smart, nice young man.
Don't listen to Surfer, SHE is the naughty one. |
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Posted - 03/07/2005 : 09:59:54
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what are you waiting for Homer?
Have you heard
The days are getting shorter?
What will you do when your suntan is faded and the summer's gone?
Do you feel afraid? |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 10:01:00
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| It's free for my sister to send it to me between 7 and 8. It was with her phone that the picture was taken with. |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 03/07/2005 : 10:01:35
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I think most people here will agree that you are just the type to lead the easily lead astray, classic case of being taken advantage of by the silver tongued.
You want it all but you can't have it.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 10:04:38
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 10:54:05
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Surfer, you've met Homers twice? Really?
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 11:06:24
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| Oh yeah. We had a ball! |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 11:07:13
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quote:
Originally posted by Monsieur
I don't agree.
If the girl sees your underwear, it's too late not to get laid.
there's a man with some logic.
by the way, those aren't my exact boxers, but they're pretty close.
i will say, that when i did have an active sex life, long ago.. i wore them and it never hindered me.
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 11:11:15
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| You must have been good floopio. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 11:13:41
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i was good.
i can tell you that from first hand experience because i was the person i was having sex with
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 11:19:03
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| Hahahaha, me too. I'm fucking great! |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 12:03:19
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Originally posted by kathryn
Surfer, you've met Homers twice? Really?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
Yes, I have.
You want it all but you can't have it.
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 03/07/2005 : 12:25:34
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Originally posted by floop
first hand experience
I guess that's better than second hand knowledge |
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kathryn
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Belgium
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Posted - 03/07/2005 : 12:49:37
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D'oh! darwin (no pun intended ) beats me to the
"first hand experience" punchline.
Nicole, please email me all the details of your two, not
just one, meeting with Homers in the flesh.Thank you.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 03/07/2005 : 12:54:37
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Shall I torment you and say that he was even in my hotel room?
You want it all but you can't have it.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 12:56:56
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| I am fine with you telling Kiki about our first two meets. Just don't tell her about the third one when it happens |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 03/07/2005 : 14:08:11
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Meh, I've been in Mike's hotel room, he's not all that. I'm trying to decide whether Bumble, Benji or Mel were better.
Ash wields the chainsaw attached to the stump where his hand used to be and straps a sawn-off shotgun across his back
Ash: "Groovy" |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 14:10:07
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Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
Meh, I've been in Mike's hotel room, he's not all that. I'm trying to decide whether Bumble, Benji or Mel were better.
Ash wields the chainsaw attached to the stump where his hand used to be and straps a sawn-off shotgun across his back
Ash: "Groovy"
whilst secretly convinced you're the best
that you da man?
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 16:57:09
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I am sure that Surfer would have spilled the beans
long ago if there were beans to be spilled, which,
apparently, there were not.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 03/09/2005 : 18:14:40
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I think most people here will agree that you are just the type to lead the easily lead astray, classic case of being taken advantage of by the silver tongued.
I think a silver tongue is another surefire way not to get laid.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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surefire ways not to get laid
