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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5157 Posts |
 Posted - 02/28/2005 : 10:11:22
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i am the man who censored a nipple, but i am not a man who was shocked by circumcized penises, as i have one myself
was that too much information?
-Brian
If you move I shoots!
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 10:24:04
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Yes.
Pure Reason Revolution |
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jediroller
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1718 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 10:25:13
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A Robert Bloch fan would have added:
"I keep it in a jar on my desk."
Pack all my shit, get on a plane
Follow the sunset for 24 hours |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2005 : 16:28:46
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I'm not making hay while I'm still flesh and bone. I'm just sharpening a chisel, and writing on my tombstone.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 07/20/2005 : 04:36:37
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Gotta revive this thread to request that these words, from Bob Mould's blog today, be proudly displayed on my tombstone:
"A fun thread from frankblack.net."
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Frog in the Sand
-+ Le premiere frog +-
France
2715 Posts |
Posted - 07/20/2005 : 05:08:40
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Join the Cult of France / And get Honeycomb weeks in advance |
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 07/20/2005 : 07:03:07
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What happened to that Violet thread?
Andy, Andy,
He lived to 103,
He loved his life,
His kids and his wife,
And he was never a sodding Brummie
"Fried food, cigarettes, no exercise, chest pain..." (Excerpt from the Angina Monologues) |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 07/20/2005 : 14:56:45
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and you're questioning the sciences
and questioning religion
you're looking like an idiot
and you no longer care.
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =
Italy
2139 Posts |
Posted - 07/20/2005 : 15:01:37
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finally he gave up smoking
Zen fascists will control you,100% natural |
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
2813 Posts |
Posted - 07/20/2005 : 21:01:11
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Dig me up and throw my bones around the town.
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
2813 Posts |
Posted - 07/20/2005 : 22:02:22
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quote:
Originally posted by Broken Face
here lies brian...well, i guess he's not so much lying as has been drained of his blood and embalmed, and then placed in this box that appears to be comfortable but constrictive. once the dirt went on top, the upper part of the box cracked and bugs and small woodland creatures began to go into the box and eat brian's face and body. and he loved his family
-Brian
If you move I shoots!
this may be the best post ever. as far as death goes. |
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Joey Joe Jo Jr. Chabadoo
* Dog in the Sand *
1091 Posts |
Posted - 07/21/2005 : 00:07:59
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Originally posted by starmekitten
and you're questioning the sciences
and questioning religion
you're looking like an idiot
and you no longer care.
Is it a funny rendition of Dandy, by the Kinks??
**** |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 07/21/2005 : 04:09:43
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"The joke has come upon me"
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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Ten Percenter
- FB Enquirer -
United Kingdom
1733 Posts |
Posted - 07/21/2005 : 07:00:18
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
"The joke has come upon me"
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
The joke has come upon me,
Some part of me is Brummie
"Fried food, cigarettes, no exercise, chest pain..." (Excerpt from the Angina Monologues) |
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WolfManMikeLonely
= Cult of Ray =
USA
936 Posts |
Posted - 07/23/2005 : 13:52:28
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Fatalism is dead.
"Hey fuck you if you don't like it."
-Johnny Thunders
www.transposed.net |
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The Marsist
= Cult of Ray =
Ireland
730 Posts |
Posted - 07/23/2005 : 17:20:27
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here lies the marsist.....and why not
"To be known as an underdog - that can only be a good thing. It's better than sucking."
- Frank Black
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Perk
- FB Fan -
USA
210 Posts |
Posted - 07/25/2005 : 20:52:00
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I want mine to read
"If I was a worm i'd be home by now"
Don't sweat the petty things
and don't pet the sweaty things |
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
2813 Posts |
Posted - 07/25/2005 : 22:16:21
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I told you i wanted to be buried like a viking, out to sea and on fire. But nooooooo you all chickened out, so what if i washed up down the coast a bit on some rich farts cushy plot, it would have been better then
six feet under in a Ikea coffin with teenagers drinking and screwing nearby while i rot. all i asked for was a small but sea worthy craft to float off in, it's the jersey shore for gods sake there are bodies all over the place.
you're next jerk. |
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Hatchetman
- FB Fan -
United Kingdom
234 Posts |
Posted - 07/26/2005 : 03:07:45
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Wish you were here
Ade
As the air conditioner hummed.... |
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The Marsist
= Cult of Ray =
Ireland
730 Posts |
Posted - 07/26/2005 : 07:05:47
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"no dancing"
"To be known as an underdog - that can only be a good thing. It's better than sucking."
- Frank Black
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 07/27/2005 : 13:30:07
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
5305 Posts |
Posted - 07/27/2005 : 17:12:05
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I can't think of anything original...
maybe from the old school Almond Joy ad, "Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometiemes you don't"
Or Andy Warhol-- "You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose. But you can't pick your friend's nose." |
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cassandra is
> Teenager of the Year <
France
4233 Posts |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 07/28/2005 : 18:01:28
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The Marsist
= Cult of Ray =
Ireland
730 Posts |
Posted - 07/28/2005 : 18:23:09
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"let me out!!!!!!!!!!!1"
"To be known as an underdog - that can only be a good thing. It's better than sucking."
- Frank Black
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 08/13/2005 : 11:54:22
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"In the event of the Rapture, this grave will be unmanned."
Okay, maybe not.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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