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jediroller
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1718 Posts |
 Posted - 02/25/2005 : 09:50:38
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Pack all my shit, get on a plane
Follow the sunset for 24 hours |
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Posted - 02/25/2005 : 09:57:45
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Jediroller, that one is the best!!!
Someone tell me why I act like a fool
When things don't go my way
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 10:20:18
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awesome! can you tell us more about it?
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 10:23:53
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I am surprised that nobody has had it sent to them in an email before now. I have seen it a couple of times. would be interesting to know more though. Was it a co-ink-i-dink?
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jediroller
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1718 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 10:38:00
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I know no more. It's just one of these things you see on them Internets.
Pack all my shit, get on a plane
Follow the sunset for 24 hours |
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Frog in the Sand
-+ Le premiere frog +-
France
2715 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 11:47:37
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Speaking of death, I love this quotation from Woody Allen: 'I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens...'
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Frog in the Sand
-+ Le premiere frog +-
France
2715 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 12:23:05
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The verse appears on the back of John Laird McCaffrey’s headstone after he died aged 54 on August 14, 1995. Anybody strolling through the sombre Section 1300+ of the Notre-Dame-des-Neiges cemetery might also notice that the message projected by the deceased Irish guy from the Point spells FUCK YOU when read vertically. The cryptic message occurred to the monument maker after he finished sandblasting it into stone. “Afterwards, as I’m done, I’m looking at it and I’m like, ‘Wow.’ I noticed it just like that,” says John, whose full name won’t be published here for professional reasons. “This guy’s ex-wife and mistress came in together and ordered the stone. They said the message represented him. It was a thing between the three of them,” says John, who notes that the only other such hardy-har headstone he’s been hired to write says: “I’d rather be in Boston but my wife buried me here.”
Ian Aiello, a third-generation monument maker from Aiello Sebastiano Monuments, notes that most don’t go for knee-slappers in the boneyard. “We don’t do it much, although every once in a while you’ll get requests. The classic one is, ‘I told you I was sick.’ I think it’s healthy and good, because monotony is the biggest problem in today’s cemetery.”
http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_gravestone3.htm
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 12:23:45
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Thanks, Jedi.
Now you French boys get back to fighting amongst yourselved again.
I was enjoying that.
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5456 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 12:54:53
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"monotony is the biggest problem in today’s cemetery"
It's the same thing everyday with those dead people. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 13:00:01
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Froggie, I just saw your post. Holy monkey! I know exactly where
that cemetery is, I even recognize that building behind it. Thank you.
Soon, I will be posting a photo of myself by that very tombstone.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Frog in the Sand
-+ Le premiere frog +-
France
2715 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 13:16:47
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
Soon, I will be posting a photo of myself in a leopardskin swimsuit by that very tombstone.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 13:36:55
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quote:
Originally posted by Frog in the Sand
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
Soon, I will be posting a photo of myself in a leopardskin heavy coat and gloves and hat and scarf by that very tombstone in snowy Montreal.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 13:53:31
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I remember us talking about that very acrostic on the forum a while ago. Maybe it was in a Robert Onion thread...
http://www.snopes.com/photos/grave.asp
My tombstone would have this recording playing through a speaker, with a voice activated sensor:
speaker: "Knock, knock"
visitor: "Who's there?"
speaker: "Nobody, dumbass."
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Frog in the Sand
-+ Le premiere frog +-
France
2715 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 14:28:36
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
quote:
Originally posted by Frog in the Sand
[quote]Originally posted by kathryn
Soon, I will be posting a photo of myself in a leopardskin heavy coat and gloves and hat and scarf by that very tombstone in snowy Montreal.
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broken part
- FB Fan -
226 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 17:18:58
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The writing has to be very small. So small that you have to get REALLY close to read it.
And it says: 'you're standing on my balls' |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 17:37:54
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I'm behind you.
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1713 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 17:42:10
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"finally got laid
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to rest, that is." |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 17:44:36
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Hahahaha, good one.
Pure Reason Revolution |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 19:38:29
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It's been two days and no one's come up with
This Monkey's Gone To Heaven
I'm ashamed for all of us.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1713 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 20:33:26
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ok, i'll bite...
"in heaven, everything is fine...
or so they tell me" |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 02/26/2005 : 00:49:19
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"chicken what?! chicken butt."
If time is my vessel, then learning to love
Might be my way back to sea |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/26/2005 : 04:19:36
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I guess if you are called Edward, then Ed Is Dead is a good one.
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fumanbru
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
1462 Posts |
Posted - 02/26/2005 : 05:47:03
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how bout this.
I FUCKIN DIED
no i was just kidding around. please let me out of this coffin.
"I joined the Cult of Frank/ and I got a free t-shirt with this dude on it." |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 02/26/2005 : 16:08:16
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"Now it's over, I'm dead, and I haven't done anything that I want."
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/27/2005 : 09:20:16
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They're No Longer Giants
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 03:35:34
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"Nobody broke your heart,
You broke your own because you can't finish what you start
Nobody broke your heart
If you're alone it must be you that wants to be apart"
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 03:40:04
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quote:
Originally posted by VoVat
"Now it's over, I'm dead, and I haven't done anything that I want."
"Reunion? Shit union!"
i love that song!
I'm what you call a repeat offender. I repeat, I will offend again! |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 03:40:56
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(how are you doing mel?)
I'm what you call a repeat offender. I repeat, I will offend again! |
Edited by - shineoftheever on 02/28/2005 03:41:20 |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 03:55:05
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quote:
Originally posted by shineoftheever
(how are you doing mel?)
I'm what you call a repeat offender. I repeat, I will offend again!
[good, got offers from universities, so just preparing for uni, and the end of my course! crazy. hope you are well. ]
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 07:49:21
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"Gone to Join Joe Strummer"
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5157 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 07:56:06
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The mortician got me hard (nothing like a rigimortis joke)
-Brian
If you move I shoots!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 08:02:19
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cough...cough..cough...
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 09:46:05
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The man who censored a nipple...
The violet, the lily and the pink but those I refused all three |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 10:01:22
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The man who was shocked by circumcized penises...
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 10:06:55
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That last sentence would be great on a tombstone. Don't you think so, K?
The violet, the lily and the pink but those I refused all three |
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What do you want inscribed on your tombstone?
