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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
 Posted - 02/23/2005 : 13:25:10
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A theoretical question, as many of you may prefer
cremation to a burial.
Me, I'm thinking:
No good deed goes unpunished
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 02/23/2005 : 13:26:58
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I like Spike Milligan's (I think it was him): 'I told you I was ill'
Ash wields the chainsaw attached to the stump where his hand used to be and straps a sawn-off shotgun across his back
Ash: "Groovy" |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 02/23/2005 : 13:34:51
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Somewhere in heaven there's a toilet flushing.
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5456 Posts |
Posted - 02/23/2005 : 13:37:06
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Born November 21, 1968
Died November 14, 2072
I would prefer not to die for awhile, thank you. |
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n/a
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4109 Posts |
Posted - 02/23/2005 : 13:41:58
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Nothing at all, I don't want to die, but when I do, it's all over, so I would rather not to think about that
Someone tell me why I act like a fool
When things don't go my way
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1713 Posts |
Posted - 02/23/2005 : 14:06:13
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i'd like to have one of those headstones with a speaker in it that broadcasts my voice whenever someone gets near...
" i can see up your skirt"
or
" i'm fine, thanks, how are you?" |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 02/23/2005 : 14:10:08
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"Here lies The Calistanian.
He sure loved Frank Black, not to mention his wife and children also."
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 02/23/2005 : 14:43:33
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Malax
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1340 Posts |
Posted - 02/23/2005 : 15:06:46
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"Flowers!Im a bloody bloke!"
I May've Joined The Cult Of Frank If I Knew What The Balls Was Going On.
*Adapted By Carolynanna* |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 02/23/2005 : 16:11:55
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"He was right about Wilco"
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5456 Posts |
Posted - 02/23/2005 : 16:25:56
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
"He was right about Wilco"
Delusional till the end. |
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misterwoe
= Cult of Ray =
Greece
675 Posts |
Posted - 02/23/2005 : 17:13:28
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here lies a fallen oddball
Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole. |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 02/23/2005 : 17:34:38
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"WHY DO CUPIDS AND ANGELS CONTINUALLY HAUNT HER DREAMS AT NIGHT LIKE MEMORIES OF ANOTHER LIFE?"
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
2813 Posts |
Posted - 02/23/2005 : 18:05:29
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I'm not here
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cvanepps
= Cult of Ray =
USA
442 Posts |
Posted - 02/23/2005 : 18:08:19
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"When Your Sights Are On Infinity, You Don't Shoot Blanks"
-= It's not easy to kidnap a fat man =-
http://www.cvanepps.com |
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1713 Posts |
Posted - 02/23/2005 : 19:22:42
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| wait, changed my mind, i wanna be next to floop and have wilco blaring from my stone-speaker. |
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El Barto
= Song DB Master =
USA
4020 Posts |
Posted - 02/23/2005 : 23:56:56
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"If you feel it, you're not dead. If you're dead, you don't know."
somebody said this on the internet somewhere sometime on some board. I love it.
I guess I just wasn't made for these times. |
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4109 Posts |
Posted - 02/24/2005 : 00:09:08
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
"He was right about Wilco"
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
I knew you would say it...why are you so predictable?
Another one could be
"He was simpático"
P.S. First good laugh in the morning!
Someone tell me why I act like a fool
When things don't go my way
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 02/24/2005 : 00:49:34
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"Xavier Torres falleció el día 25 de Agosto de 2100, rodeado de sus afligidas esposas: Marta, Audrey, Kelley, Teresa y Kirsten y de sus 24 hijos"
The violet, the lily and the pink but those I refused all three |
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Domestiques
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
503 Posts |
Posted - 02/24/2005 : 01:27:05
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Food for worms.
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“I want to be a star!” I cried
They said, “You’re overqualified.
Why don’t you learn to tune your damn guitar?” |
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hWolsky
= Cult of Ray =
France
696 Posts |
Posted - 02/24/2005 : 03:16:52
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Angels go home!
EU: the 4th collaborating Reich |
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~
Spain
2674 Posts |
Posted - 02/24/2005 : 05:46:02
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One of those plastic trouts that sings Take Me To The River.
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"Here love," brakes on a high squeak, "it´s not backstage at the old Windmill or something, you know." |
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
1811 Posts |
Posted - 02/24/2005 : 06:37:52
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"i had werewolf potential"
A monkey will eat dirt if you make him. |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5157 Posts |
Posted - 02/24/2005 : 06:42:22
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here lies brian...well, i guess he's not so much lying as has been drained of his blood and embalmed, and then placed in this box that appears to be comfortable but constrictive. once the dirt went on top, the upper part of the box cracked and bugs and small woodland creatures began to go into the box and eat brian's face and body. and he loved his family
-Brian
If you move I shoots!
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Frog in the Sand
-+ Le premiere frog +-
France
2715 Posts |
Posted - 02/24/2005 : 09:59:33
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Depending on my mood (and my life)...
'Uh-oh, the time has come to believe in God'
'With a little luck these f***ing bathroom pipes will be fixed when I'm back'
'After all what am I missing I haven't missed before?' (Jediroller quoting Kristin Hersh)
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/24/2005 : 17:38:52
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I tried.
Pure Reason Revolution |
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
2813 Posts |
Posted - 02/24/2005 : 21:36:35
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broken face that was a real treat.
If i was a rich man i'd have me a coffin cam.
take a batch of flowers to that.
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IceCream
= Quote Accumulator =
USA
1850 Posts |
Posted - 02/24/2005 : 21:57:39
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"chicken blows"
"i suppose we could have a girl or a boy and I see what you mean
I'm not here to drink all the beer
In the fridge
In the room
In the house
In the place that we both so love
Can you sink to the depths?
I don't know
I don't even care
And our lives slip away
In the end we will probably reach
All the way
To the walls over there
Have you flown?
Our courage is only a taste
And I'll get paid
If You'll get laid
It's our parade" |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 02/24/2005 : 23:45:04
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I thought it was going to sound offensive, K. You are the romantic girl here.
The violet, the lily and the pink but those I refused all three |
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n/a
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4109 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 00:10:27
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quote:
Originally posted by whoreatthedoor
I thought it was going to sound offensive, K. You are the romantic girl here.
The violet, the lily and the pink but those I refused all three
You're right, 5 esposas? Romantic???
Kathryn, my dear, do you find that romantic?
Someone tell me why I act like a fool
When things don't go my way
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jediroller
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1718 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 01:15:47
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I just want Frog In The Sand to die before me so I can spray-paint "QUOTE STEALER" on his tombstone.
Pack all my shit, get on a plane
Follow the sunset for 24 hours |
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1688 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 01:55:14
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I AM ALIVE AND YOU ARE DEAD
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
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jediroller
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1718 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 02:19:27
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Dick!
Pack all my shit, get on a plane
Follow the sunset for 24 hours |
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1688 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 02:29:07
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Jedi, please!
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
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Doog
* Dog in the Sand *
United Kingdom
1220 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 08:58:08
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"Here lies David St. Hubbins. And why not"
Actually, I'd get my tombstone to resemble the front of a huge Wulitzer jukebox like
and it would function properly, and the only 7"s in it would be Monster Mash and the theme tune to the Munsters.
 "Join the cult of Ray/He was the best Ghostbuster"
www.doog.tk |
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SpudBoy
= Cult of Ray =
Equatorial Guinea
649 Posts |
Posted - 02/25/2005 : 09:37:45
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"FUCK OFF
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I am trying
to sleep here!"
Just because I've never seen "Fuck" on a tombstone, and I get a kick out of forbidden words. Since they are just like other words.
*festoon* |
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What do you want inscribed on your tombstone?
