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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
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 Posted - 02/28/2005 : 03:26:38
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i remember watching my first porn with a buddy and one of the "actors" wasn't cut and my friend freaked out! "what the fuck?" he was in awe. I have been playing team sports since i was 10 or so, it's kinda funny but you can't help but not look. i don't know if it's a comparison thing or just hey, but you do look. we had a couple male dancers on our team for a while and i remember sitting between them once and like "uh, no, i'm sitting over there".
I'm what you call a repeat offender. I repeat, I will offend again! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 07:41:02
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Well, isn't this an interesting discussion.
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 10:09:20
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Some bastard at my gym with like a ten inch gimpy used to take an hour to get dressed. I'd use the bathroom like three times and each time he was still in there and still naked. He would sit there and shave fully naked with his schlongitude swinging all over the place, resting it on the sink and shit. Forty five minutes after he went in there to get ready, he's got a shirt and tie, black socks but still no pants. fucking WEIRDO!
In comparison... I don't shower at the gym.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 10:18:27
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Hahahaaa, that is a funny story. I particularly liked the 'resting it on the sink' part.
Hehe.
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 10:51:05
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What is the deal with that?
Once I couldn't make it to take my 5 year old daughter to swimming lessons so my husband did. And he said that he refuses to subject her to that again.
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Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 10:55:07
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 11:06:00
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I don't really agree with the kids sharing a changing room anyway. It's not right. Unless they are of the same sex obviously.
If a guy takes his daughter swimming then there should be private rooms or something.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 12:03:39
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darwin, you're so funny. That cracked me up. Sadly, you may be right.
Not to try to one-up KOK but...I belonged to this gym where this one
woman would (folow me closely now) stand in front of the locker-room
mirror blow-drying her, um, muff for a good half hour every day. (Deep
breath everyone.) A few months into this, I get a new job and guess who
I have to do some work for as part of my new duties.Yep.
Great comments about kids in opposite-sex locker rooms. On more than
one occasion I have felt icky while being oggled by boys who are, imho,
old enough to be in the men's locker room solo or certainly too old to
be in a shower with naked women. Christ, last month this boy who I know
for a fact is 11 years old was staring at me and every other naked woman, except his mom. Yuck.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 12:59:06
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Blow-drying her muff. Hahahahaa. Brilliant. Keep 'em coming folks.
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1713 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 13:04:47
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Sorry, but wouldn't that get unbearably warm? Think I'd have to take deep breaths while doing that...
and sorry again, but 1/2 hour??? was there really that much, um muff, to dry that it took 30 minutes? did she have it in curlers or was she just keeping a perm in or something?
And kathryn, where exactly is your gym so the rest of us can come oggle? 
I always got tired of the loser guys at the pool who hang around right by the women's locker rooms/showers and hit on the girls as they go in and come out...losers. men are so icky. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 13:07:30
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quote:
Originally posted by shineoftheever
i remember watching my first porn with a buddy and one of the "actors" wasn't cut and my friend freaked out! "what the fuck?" he was in awe.
I'm what you call a repeat offender. I repeat, I will offend again!
OK. I have to ask about this because I have been wondering
for years. What is the deal with straight men watching porn
together? My ex boyfriend did this all the time. He and his
buddies would watch porn, just hang out together, sit on the same couch with their erections. Once in a while one of them
would get up, go to another room, return sans erection.
I don't get it. The same way you'd grab some snacks
or booze or some pot and hang out for the night with your
buds, they'd get porn. I dated him for many years and I'm certain
he's not bisexual and I don't think his friends were either.
Maybe it's a guy thing. I can guarantee you that no woman, no
matter how aroused, is gonna leave the room, masturbate, and
return.
Any answers?
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1713 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 13:14:33
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so what would a woman do, then? do it there or leave the pornparty completely?
oh, and the reason several guys hang out together and watch--there is beer present and there are boobs on tv...those things tend to gather a crowd. i dunno abt. sitting there 'at attention' though...that would make me uncomfortable.
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astrology
= Cult of Ray =
Saint Lucia
252 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 13:18:36
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well
its something we did at 11 or 12.. its called showing the weapon..we used to masturbate in common.. what i wonder is that is a pre-teen behavour i quit long time ago..nothing to do with homo..just as it is
I'm a pistolero, i'm not shakin in my boots
I'm the ruler of this moon, if u move I shoots
the bad thing about talkin to inanimate things starts when they start complainin bout it |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 14:09:39
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
Any answers?
How about this? He and his friends are weird. They sound like the kind of people who shit with the door open.
I've watched porn flicks with friends but I'll be damned if anyone went to the bathroom to rub one out. |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 14:14:58
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1713 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 14:22:30
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ha! yeah, unacceptable to bang one out in the can and then come back to the living room and put your hands in the oreos and cheetos...
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 14:26:29
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I've heard that of some of my brothers friends. I guess they think they are funny or the most crazy or something. I think they might have done it while in the room together if I remember the story.
I don't see much wrong with a bunch of guys checking out a good porn over a couple of beers. It always cracked me up when the guy who had the porn would pop it in though. The movie would always be at some point where the chick is bouncing and screaming like crazy. Last time it was our buddy Curtis. I was like "Ooookkkaaaaayyyy, well, I guess we all know where "Dirty Curty" lost his chowda' last time."
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 14:26:58
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I am loving this feedback.
OK, put aside the quick exit from the room and tell me, isn't it still
a little weird to be watching porn with your straight male buddies?
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1713 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 14:30:08
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| very weird, i think ms, k. but you still haven't said what girls would do...leave the room or leave the party or just watch? or is this a "guys pornwatching only" thread? |
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astrology
= Cult of Ray =
Saint Lucia
252 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 14:31:38
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it was bout embarrassing medical conditions.. but i think we got into mental health items...
I'm a pistolero, i'm not shakin in my boots
I'm the ruler of this moon, if u move I shoots
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 14:32:19
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Yeah, it's a little weird. And if you play by the "no sneaking off to another room" rules it leaves you a little under-fulfilled.
You're also required to play it off a little. You shouldn't seem too interested and you need throw in a sarcastic comment every once in awhile. |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 14:32:47
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I remember this one time at work this guy was buying a porno off of this other dude and asked "How Long is it?" I chimed in "Two weeks, because if your like me you'll be watching it in three minute intervals."
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
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Posted - 02/28/2005 : 14:33:17
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
OK, put aside the quick exit from the room and tell me, isn't it still
a little weird to be watching porn with your straight male buddies?
No weirder than watching any other movie.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 14:35:30
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Just guys, guys sitting around, watching their porn, pretending
they don't all have hard-ons.
Which seems weird to me, in that I, being female, am never in a group
situation, especially not a same-gender group situation, when
consuming said product.
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 14:40:28
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Don't consume them just watch them.
My buddy used to watch so much porn he'd post a sign on the door that read "Do Not Disturb MASTURBATING"
His buddy/old roomate moved to LA years ago and is one of the more famous porn stars "Vince Vouyeur"
http://www.officialpornstar.com/pornstar/Vince_Vouyer.htm
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 14:56:44
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
Just guys, guys sitting around, watching their porn, pretending
they don't all have hard-ons.
It's beginning to sound like you have a fantasy. A bunch of hard-dicked guys are sitting around watching porn when Kathryn accidentally walks in...
Seriously, I don't remember having a hard-on while watching porn with other guys present. It's not at all like you apparently picture it. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 15:03:01
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Honestly, this isn't a fantasy. Just a long-time question. I find it
interesting (and I truly mean only that, interesting) that guys
do things that have no appeal to me. I do appreciate your answers.
And I do notice the silence from shine, who started this whole
tangent!
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 15:03:06
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Hm? That might be where the "consumption" comes in to play.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 15:05:33
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Jeez, KOK. It was just an expression. I felt it would sound more
ladylike if I said something dainty like "I consume this product"
instead of "I watch the occasional porn movie." Gawd, you know
how to make a girl blush.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 15:16:35
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OK OK, move over, the porn king is here.
Rule one of porn club is, 'Do not watch porn with your mates'.
Rule two of porn club is, 'Do not watch porn with your mates'.
Rule three of porn club is, 'Do not watch porn with your mates'.
You get the picture. I have never liked this. I have always hated it when friends would put porn on when I was there. Porn is for one purpose and one purpose only. and long may it continue that way.
EDIT: Except that one time a friend of mine asked my other friend to put on some porn. It must have gotten her in the mood 'cos I slept with her that night.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 15:22:44
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Right. Which is what I thought. But then all these guys sit around
watching it together. And I don't buy what tobafett said above
about not "standing at attention." Isn't that the whole point?
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1713 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 15:33:50
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Yes, i mean, that's the point of the films, obviously, but i was just sayin' I would be uncomfortable to be there with a group o' guys, that's all.
c'mon...buy it! i'm bein' honest here! :) |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 15:36:45
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Sold to the lady holding the VHS tape!
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 15:41:50
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Don't even try and understand it Kathryn. I don't, and I love porn.
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 15:42:14
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Maybe we should play into Kathryn's fantasy and tell her that we stroke each others' schlongs while watching Christy Canyon vids.
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