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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 02/28/2005 :  15:46:53  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
You sure that's just playing into HER fantasy?

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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <

South Sandwich Islands
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Posted - 02/28/2005 :  15:56:15  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey

You sure that's just playing into HER fantasy?



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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 02/28/2005 :  15:59:05  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Hehe, I love it when I predict what people will say next, and then they say it.

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Edited by - Homers_pet_monkey on 02/28/2005 15:59:41
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 02/28/2005 :  16:00:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
May I again say that this was true curiosity, not fantasy?
To know what I'm into, check out the Pix of Beautiful
Men thread.


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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <

USA
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Posted - 02/28/2005 :  16:06:01  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I have a pigeon chest.

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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 02/28/2005 :  16:10:09  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Naturally or through excessive exercise?

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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 02/28/2005 :  16:13:12  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Do I wanna know what a pidgeon chest is?

(((cringes)))


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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <

3648 Posts

Posted - 02/28/2005 :  16:14:34  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Is that the same as having a birdcage?

Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronken.
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <

USA
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Posted - 02/28/2005 :  16:59:58  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
EEEWWW!!! I just did an image search and perhaps I don't know what it is. My chest is a bit malformed but you can't tell because it is buried under many layers of massive muscle.
It's definately got a bone protrusion thing going on though.

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kathryn
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Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 02/28/2005 :  17:01:07  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
An image search on what?


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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <

USA
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Posted - 02/28/2005 :  17:02:02  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
The doctor called it a pigeon chest when I was young. My younger brother used to try and use that as an insult when ever we were fighting.

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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <

USA
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Posted - 02/28/2005 :  17:03:23  Show Profile  Reply with Quote


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kathryn
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Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 02/28/2005 :  17:03:26  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Did you call him skunk toe or whale nose to get him back?


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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *

Australia
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Posted - 02/28/2005 :  18:56:38  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
thought i'd chime in here. i've watched porns with my female friends before, but we watch BAD porn, purely for comedic value. like, late 70's super hairy french canadian shit. "is there skin under all that?" "look at that hemorrhoid!" etc. dr. frankenshlong was a college favorite, i recommend it highly.

watching it in a sexual way would be beyond creepy.


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kathryn
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Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 02/28/2005 :  19:05:08  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I've never watched porn with another woman. I think
D is right, it would only be bearable on a mocking
basis.


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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <

Canada
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Posted - 02/28/2005 :  23:37:17  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
the title of that first porn i watched - "yank my doodle, it's a dandy". the only other time i can remember watching porn with other dudes was on a stag bus, it was a weird food-fetish porn and i was facing the other way, nobody was really watching i am pleased to say.

as far as a guy leaving the room to squeeze one off, yeah, he would endure endless ridicule if that happened.

also, one of the dancers on the team has like a footlong softy and he does the same thing, shirt, then socks then rubs cream on his legs and dong, he takes some serious shit though, we call him tripod, i'm sure he feels as self-conscious about it as some females and there mutant large boobs. they're there, they exploit it/them but i'm sure they'd rather just be normal.

or maybe not....


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Surfer Rosa
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Posted - 03/01/2005 :  00:38:53  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by The King Of Karaoke

I remember this one time at work this guy was buying a porno off of this other dude and asked "How Long is it?" I chimed in "Two weeks, because if your like me you'll be watching it in three minute intervals."

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Genius genius - I just snorted coffee all over my monitor.

I used to be in charge of hiring porn for most of my male buddies in SA. They used to get too embarressed to do it themselves - especially since it was the local corner shop that had the biggest collection. I've never had a problem watching porn in the company of others. It can work on an amusement level (especially the cheesy 70s stuff - seen some hysterically funny ones) and on the originally intended level.

And no one would dare ever leave the room to take care of themselves.


I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

Edited by - Surfer Rosa on 03/01/2005 02:02:32
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Homers_pet_monkey
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 03/01/2005 :  04:02:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Surfer Rosa


I've never had a problem watching porn in the company of others. It can work on the originally intended level.


I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.




I am sorry but I just don't see my friends that way.

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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <

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Posted - 03/01/2005 :  04:53:15  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey

quote:
Originally posted by Surfer Rosa


I've never had a problem watching porn in the company of others. It can work on the originally intended level.


I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.




I am sorry but I just don't see my friends that way.

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I blame art school and running off with the hippies when I was younger for all that.

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 03/01/2005 :  12:07:50  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Hippies? Now there's an embarrassing condition!


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Surfer Rosa
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Posted - 03/01/2005 :  12:54:39  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Indeed



I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
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Posted - 03/01/2005 :  13:12:00  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Don't get Dayanara started on that condition again.

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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 03/01/2005 :  16:36:01  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
That pidgeon chest image, which I just saw for th first time, was
so not necessary.


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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 03/01/2005 :  17:46:24  Show Profile  Visit GypsyDeath's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Ive only watched porn with a female friend when i was about 12...curious i guess.

Ive watched it tons of times with guys, partners or not. Every friday when i was 14 we used to go to this one guys house, around 4 - 9 of each week. We used to watch this 6 hour porn film, german stuff i believe. haha. I didnt think anything of it at the time, my boyfriend was there, and although i was hte only girl, it wasnt like an orgy or anything. lol.

Sometimes it would be more of 'oh my god is she really doing that', sometimes we were to out of our heads to know what was on the tv....but none of them ever, erm, relieved themselves while i was there. it was just a laugh




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