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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
6556 Posts

Posted - 02/25/2005 :  06:47:41  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
They say the foreskin has a lot of nerve endings in it.


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Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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hWolsky
= Cult of Ray =

France
696 Posts

Posted - 02/25/2005 :  06:51:44  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Note the 'S' and 'C' written in a very Runic way...

"Third Reich'n Roll"
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astrology
= Cult of Ray =

Saint Lucia
252 Posts

Posted - 02/25/2005 :  07:07:15  Show Profile  Visit astrology's Homepage  Click to see astrology's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
http://www.conspiracyplanet.com/channel.cfm?ChannelID=63
good article about this

I'm a pistolero, i'm not shakin in my boots
I'm the ruler of this moon, if u move I shoots

the bad thing about talkin to inanimate things starts when they start complainin bout it
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SpudBoy
= Cult of Ray =

Equatorial Guinea
649 Posts

Posted - 02/25/2005 :  07:32:59  Show Profile  Visit SpudBoy's Homepage  Reply with Quote
That was back during my "walk the earth" binge. I've bathed since then. At least twice.


*festoon*
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Iceland
8201 Posts

Posted - 02/25/2005 :  10:13:47  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage  Reply with Quote
My brother picked up a jellyfish sting in Ballito, in South Africa last year. Painful for him, hilarious for me.


Ash wields the chainsaw attached to the stump where his hand used to be and straps a sawn-off shotgun across his back
Ash: "Groovy"
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 02/25/2005 :  11:44:50  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by SpudBoy

That was back during my "walk the earth" binge. I've bathed since then. At least twice.


*festoon*



You looked cuter in your chicken-decapitation photo!


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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <

4209 Posts

Posted - 02/26/2005 :  00:00:54  Show Profile  Visit Surfer Rosa's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Cheeseman1000

My brother picked up a jellyfish sting in Ballito, in South Africa last year. Painful for him, hilarious for me.


Ash wields the chainsaw attached to the stump where his hand used to be and straps a sawn-off shotgun across his back
Ash: "Groovy"



Nasty nasty stuff those - the best way to deal with the sting is to pee on it, however a friend of mine made the massive mistake of forgetting that you can transfer the sting by touch.

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <

USA
3759 Posts

Posted - 02/26/2005 :  00:58:53  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn

KOK, I have some serious issues with your mom. I am just sitting
here shaking my head, man.


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I told you my mom was nuts. She once left a christmas tree up until I at six years old took it out. that was in July. the circumcision thing not so bad i guess. i'm willing to bet my grandmother was pushing for that one.

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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 02/26/2005 :  04:58:01  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
So the woman was into the holiday season, you're gonna blame her
for that?


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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
5454 Posts

Posted - 02/26/2005 :  09:24:35  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
People get really pushed out of shape about boys that aren't circumcised. It's like if a boy isn't circumcised then they might be a bad parent because they had their kid circumcised, therefore all boys need to be circumcised. (People are that way about all kinds of parenting, like breastfeeding, diet, family beds, TV, ect .)

I didn't have very strong feelings about it for my son, but there was no way my wife was going to let our son be circumcised. I can respect that.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 02/26/2005 :  11:27:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Is it common in your country? It isn't over here, not at all.

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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
5454 Posts

Posted - 02/26/2005 :  11:42:06  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Circumcison? Yeah, I would guess about 3/4 of boys are being circumcised these days (purely a guess), but it has become a little less common than it was in the past 50 years. I bet among guys around my age over 90% are circumcised. It was a standard procedure. Hospitals still assume that you want it done.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 02/26/2005 :  11:49:08  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Weird. Glad I live in this country.

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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <

USA
3759 Posts

Posted - 02/26/2005 :  12:03:53  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
You got a room for rent monkey?

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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 02/26/2005 :  14:22:52  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Sadly not KoK. You OK with the floor?

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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 02/26/2005 :  15:44:37  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
darwin, a hospital in this county refused to circumcize my friends'
newborn son last month. Outright refused.


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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <

Canada
4307 Posts

Posted - 02/26/2005 :  17:30:23  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
don't parents normally wait 1-3 weeks anyways?

what are the fyro macedonian statutes concerning snippage anyways?


I'm what you call a repeat offender. I repeat, I will offend again!
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
1713 Posts

Posted - 02/26/2005 :  18:42:09  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
i don't think so shine...I think it's: out you come and cut the cord and tomorrow we'll knock the end off ya.

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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
5454 Posts

Posted - 02/26/2005 :  22:42:43  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Yep, I think they do it in a day or two.

Kathryn - what was the reason for refusing? They just don't do any circumcisions?

Edited by - darwin on 02/27/2005 01:05:57
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Perk
- FB Fan -

USA
210 Posts

Posted - 02/26/2005 :  23:46:26  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"circumcisions are a good thing"
Martha Stewart

Don't sweat the petty things
and don't pet the sweaty things
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <

Canada
4307 Posts

Posted - 02/27/2005 :  01:41:31  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
oh, ok. i know both my nephews were about 2 weeks after they were born, different hospital, but it cost my sister and her husband about $600 each.


I'm what you call a repeat offender. I repeat, I will offend again!
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <

Canada
4307 Posts

Posted - 02/27/2005 :  01:42:02  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
because it's considered elective, i guess.


I'm what you call a repeat offender. I repeat, I will offend again!
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 02/27/2005 :  09:15:58  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
They refused to do it, saying it was barbaric and unnecessary. They gave my
friends a pile of documents literally half an inch thick, stating their case.

Usually in the States, if your son is born at a hospital and you wish to have him circumcized, it's done in the maternal ward before the baby goes home,
when he's a few hours or days old.

There are two issues here, I think; the first is that is people push their agenda
on others (which, as darwin correctly stated, is the case with parents and
child-related matters); the other is personal preference.

I have read oodles of literature supporting and knocking circumcision, and I think people should do whatever they prefer. I don't think it's harmful to
do it or not do it. shiner and KOK seem to have survived with their machoness
intact!



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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <

USA
3759 Posts

Posted - 02/27/2005 :  09:50:44  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I think the bastards took a couple extra inches!

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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 02/27/2005 :  10:06:31  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Right, but you still have, what, like, 10 inches left, right?


Jeez. I just made myself blush. Will you forgive me for
objectifying you, KOK?

So embarrassed....


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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <

USA
3759 Posts

Posted - 02/27/2005 :  10:27:58  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn

Right, but you still have, what, like, 10 inches left, right?


I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics



Uh? No.
I'm doing pretty good down there if you get me really angry.

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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
5454 Posts

Posted - 02/27/2005 :  11:48:00  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
When angry do you turn green and bust out of your shirt (but never your pants)?
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <

USA
3759 Posts

Posted - 02/27/2005 :  11:58:29  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Well I think I take on more of a reddish tone. As far as the shirt and pants, I usually let the (very) lucky lady take care of the clothing.

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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 02/27/2005 :  12:03:29  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I have never heard/seen it refered to as anger before. Interesting.

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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <

USA
3759 Posts

Posted - 02/27/2005 :  12:47:12  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Of course you haven't because I invented it. Much like many of the other hip, cool expressions you've been using through out your life time.

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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 02/27/2005 :  15:19:19  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Aaah yes, I forgot about that.

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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 02/27/2005 :  15:38:47  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by The King Of Karaoke

Of course you haven't because I invented it.

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Um, sorry, no. The first time I heard "angry" referring to erect
was in the great movie "Body Heat" (Kathleen Turner
in her prime) when Ted Danson's character uses
the term while talking to the William Hurt character.

But to be fair to the sasquatch, it's not often that one hears
this expression. You get points for resurrecting the phrase
but not for coining it.


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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 02/27/2005 :  16:09:20  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
He'll be having none of that.

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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <

USA
3759 Posts

Posted - 02/27/2005 :  17:43:31  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn

quote:
Originally posted by The King Of Karaoke

Of course you haven't because I invented it.

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Um, sorry, no. The first time I heard "angry" referring to erect
was in the great movie "Body Heat" (Kathleen Turner
in her prime) when Ted Danson's character uses
the term while talking to the William Hurt character.

But to be fair to the sasquatch, it's not often that one hears
this expression. You get points for resurrecting the phrase
but not for coining it.


I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics



Body Heat was a great movie. I was one of the first to ever see this movie due to the fact that I live on the cutting edge of everything. I got quite ANGRY watching Kathleen back in her prime. I was also quite happy to see my new expression taking hold at the time. I was using it back when I was 18.
Check when body heat came out. Nyeah, Nyeah

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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 02/27/2005 :  18:03:08  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
You're saying you taught Kathleen Turner everything she knows?




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