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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
 Posted - 03/02/2005 : 17:38:31
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Don't your toilet seats have the lid part on them? And shouldn't that lid be closed when the toilet isn't in use? I mean, that's why it's there, right?
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~
Spain
2674 Posts |
Posted - 03/03/2005 : 04:55:38
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Most toilets flush in the key of E flat.
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"Here love," brakes on a high squeak, "it´s not backstage at the old Windmill or something, you know." |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 03/03/2005 : 05:57:23
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quote:
Originally posted by Newo
Most toilets flush in the key of E flat.
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"Here love," brakes on a high squeak, "it´s not backstage at the old Windmill or something, you know."
And that's your arrogant and self-indulgent opinion?
You want it all but you can't have it.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/03/2005 : 06:57:38
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VoVat makes sense.
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/03/2005 : 07:36:46
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2005 : 05:30:48
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Calling someone a "sexy bitch" in an interview, is not going to get you the job. (even if the interview was conducted in a bar and we were joking around)
You want it all but you can't have it.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2005 : 05:38:22
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| I must remember that for my interviews. |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2005 : 05:40:53
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Only if you don't want the job - and make sure if you do use it, rub your crotch against your interviewee's ass while you say it.
You want it all but you can't have it.
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2005 : 05:59:32
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quote:
Originally posted by VoVat
Don't your toilet seats have the lid part on them? And shouldn't that lid be closed when the toilet isn't in use? I mean, that's why it's there, right?
"Reunion? Shit union!"
actually i think the lid is there so when the flushing motion stirs the contents of the bowl any airborne parasites that may be stirred up and into the air are kept under the lid?
You can go eat a decroded piece of crap! |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2005 : 06:10:04
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Originally posted by Surfer Rosa
Only if you don't want the job - and make sure if you do use it, rub your crotch against your interviewee's ass while you say it.
You want it all but you can't have it.
I should only remember that it won't get me the job if I don't want the job? So if I do want the job then I should forget that it won't get me the job. If I do this though, and then proceed to what that guy did, then I won't get the job. That's just bad advice Nic.
By the way, that guy didn't rub his crotch did he? |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2005 : 06:12:35
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(hey nic, you hard rocker you, ever hear of strapping young lad? grey skies? devin townsend?)
You can go eat a decroded piece of crap! |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2005 : 06:13:32
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Yes he did, against my ass while I was ordering at the bar and while my colleague went to the bathroom.
And sorry I'm not making sense - still slightly bemused by what just happened. And before you ask - porn was absolutely NOT discussed in the interview, so what exactly triggered his behaviour goodness knows.
And shine - yes to Strapping Young Lad - not the others though - should I?
You want it all but you can't have it.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2005 : 06:24:41
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| That guy must have REALLY fancied himself to do that at an interview. |
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2005 : 06:28:14
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(we were talking about getting jobs and butts and stuff, i worked with devin townsend [psycho], played hockey with byron [cool guy] both of SYL, grey skies was devin's band before SYL and before he sang for steve vai, devun is extremely talented but demented beyond belief, i can tell you a story if you'd like)
You can go eat a decroded piece of crap! |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2005 : 06:30:45
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Yes yes - anything to take my mind off my curious enounter.
Think I need to pick your brain about Vancouver as it is. Looks like it could be my new home in a few years time.
You want it all but you can't have it.
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2005 : 06:43:25
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really? you would love it here! everybody would!
(this is all hearsay by the way)
ok, so devin was singing for the steve vai band, steve vai was the guitarist of queen. they put out an album and went around the states promoting it. they got to the jay leno show and devin was in jay's office, jay left the office for a while and while he was gone devin got antsy [because he is a nutbar] and he took jay's phone reciever and rubbed it in his ass-crack and put it back on the phone. jay came back in to the office and they had their chat about what song yada, yada, yada...devin didn't know there was close caption monitoring...devin was not allowed to perform that night and was told if he ever stepped on the NBC lot he would be arrested. i worked with devin at least 15 years ago in a kitchen in a restaurant, he used to spit in food and do stuff you just don't want to know about. wierdo!
(the previous statement was all hearsay)
You can go eat a decroded piece of crap! |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2005 : 06:50:54
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LOVE IT!
And thank you.
You want it all but you can't have it.
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2005 : 06:51:51
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so, why might you be gracing our shores m'dear?
You can go eat a decroded piece of crap! |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2005 : 06:55:25
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Since the USA won't have me Canada, (Vancouver in particular) seems like a good idea. I've lived in the UK too long now - time to move on, don't want to live here longer than 10 years.
And from what I've heard and read about Devin - none of what you posted surprised me in the slightest. His reputation as a complete and utter nutjob is quite well documented.
You want it all but you can't have it.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2005 : 11:23:32
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The US, especially California, should welcome Surfer with open arms. That's just my arrogant and self-indulgent opinion .
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2005 : 12:17:23
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| According to Surfer, it's easier to get into Canada now than the US. I still can't believe this. I heard that Canada was one of the hardest places for people to get to live in. Harder than US. |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2005 : 12:19:33
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| We already have too many goddamned people in the US. Especially California. That's just my arrogant and self-indulgent opinion. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2005 : 12:23:22
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| Perhaps that's why you have tightened up. Canada's turn now. I wanna live there too. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2005 : 12:37:28
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only Brazilian swimsuit models should be allowed in California
and Surfer
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2005 : 12:44:46
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| I might be willing to admit swimsuit models from other countries. Like maybe the Czech Republic. |
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The Calistanian
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1342 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2005 : 13:00:42
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Something should be done to people who stop too far back at stop signs, so that they think since they've stopped before you did, it's their turn to go.
1. I am a fsh with no i's.
2. You must be wearing Zubaz, 'cause you're daring to be different.
3. I am a man with 3 fingers...but that doesn't count my index finger nor my thumb. |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2005 : 13:11:04
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People who park on crosswalks (even to quickly drop off their kids at school) should be forced to walk to work for a week.
Bonus opinion: Downhill skiing is too much of a hassle. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2005 : 14:23:39
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People who cross-country ski when they could be
downhill skiing are out of their minds. Just my arrogant
and etc....
Bonus opinion: downhill skiing's not worth the hassle in
California.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2005 : 14:26:29
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| I live about an hour and a half from some the best ski resorts (Tahoe) in the country, but downhill skiing is still too big of a hassle. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2005 : 14:27:38
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Using an official designated "bathroom" is too much of a hassle
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2005 : 14:46:43
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Beards are hot - now will you men please stop shaving.
You want it all but you can't have it.
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2005 : 14:58:48
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Beards are a hassle. I've never made it past three weeks.
 "Enlist in the Cult of Abe and attire oneself as seven score years ago" |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2005 : 15:01:08
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quote:
Originally posted by BLT
Beards are a hassle. I've never made it past three weeks.
"Enlist in the Cult of Abe and attire oneself as seven score years ago"
tease
You want it all but you can't have it.
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2005 : 15:02:50
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only Brazilian swimsuit models should be allowed in California
If you really want to see Brazilian swimsuit models that badly, why not move to Brazil?
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/04/2005 : 15:21:20
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"I'm Planning On Visiting"
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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That's just my arrogant and self-indulgent opinion
