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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
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 Posted - 04/27/2005 : 14:24:46
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to bring up my love of the legendary but elusive Sasquatch?
Tomorrow night I have a date with a girl that's an anthropolgy major. This could be love. Well you know except for the fact that she's 22 and I'm working on 38.
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Edited by - The King Of Karaoke on 04/27/2005 14:26:42 |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/27/2005 : 14:35:33
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Your relationship deserves to start with honesty.
Tell her all about it and make sure to show her this:
Just don't order lobster.
Good luck tomorrow night!
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/27/2005 : 14:37:17
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"He's gonna pork her dad"
I joined the secret forum, and all I got was this lousy secret
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Edited by - Homers_pet_monkey on 04/27/2005 14:37:40 |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
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Posted - 04/27/2005 : 14:44:58
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i think it's better to broach that subject as soon as possible. you wouldn't want that to be an issue down the road.
(KOK, i dated this girl earlier in the year who would have been your dream girl. she was anthropologist, specializing in primates [she actually worked with apes and shit]. while on a date with her, i actaully thought of how she would be the perfect person for you. how fucked up is that? it's fucked up on many levels) |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
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Posted - 04/27/2005 : 14:49:03
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Did she date you 'cos you are hairy?
I joined the secret forum, and all I got was this lousy secret
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
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Posted - 04/27/2005 : 15:10:14
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how do you know i'm hairy?
(homers scaring me now) |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/27/2005 : 15:11:33
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You just look it. You ARE of Italian origin too.
I joined the secret forum, and all I got was this lousy secret
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/27/2005 : 15:12:37
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how do you know that?
homers is stalking me.
forum members. HELP!! someone HELP ME!!! |
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Posted - 04/27/2005 : 15:16:18
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Homer is RIGHT!
Italian = Hairy
If you could be anything that you want to be,
do you think that you would be who you see in the mirror?
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
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Posted - 04/27/2005 : 15:17:09
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| instead of agreeing with my stalker, could you maybe help me out here Rita? all the authorities or something? |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
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Posted - 04/27/2005 : 15:23:03
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Tony, you hairy beast. How could you not be italian, what with your name and love of the colour yellow?
"Joined the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 04/27/2005 : 15:44:09
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Somehow I don't think that Tony's hairy or non-hairy back
is what KOK was looking for when he started this thread.
Let's give him some fb.net help with his date, people!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11687 Posts |
Posted - 04/27/2005 : 15:55:03
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Oh, I think Floop is right.
"Joined the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened" |
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Posted - 04/27/2005 : 15:56:29
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
instead of agreeing with my stalker, could you maybe help me out here Rita? all the authorities or something?
OK, You're RIGHT floop.
If you could be anything that you want to be,
do you think that you would be who you see in the mirror?
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
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Posted - 04/27/2005 : 15:59:07
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quote:
Originally posted by Cult_Of_Frank
Oh, I think Floop is right.
"Joined the Cult of Frank / And you'll be enlightened"
noted. and thank you.
(i'm gathering quotes like these for future use) |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
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Posted - 04/27/2005 : 16:18:17
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
Somehow I don't think that Tony's hairy or non-hairy back
is what KOK was looking for when he started this thread.
Let's give him some fb.net help with his date, people!
you're right kathryn. KOK, i think it's a good idea to bring up your sasquatch, um.. interest. but do it in a casual way.. don't show up in a bigfoot costume or anything..
if you ease your way into it, once you get to know one another, i'm sure she'll accept the important role he/she plays in your life. and hopefully she'll accept the fact that, though you may love her, and you may even start a family with her, she can never expect to compare to your #1 true love |
Edited by - floop on 04/27/2005 16:28:37 |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/27/2005 : 17:27:07
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
you're right kathryn.
I'm collecting these for future use, too.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/28/2005 : 05:33:11
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
all the authorities or something?
ALL of them? Are you sure that's neccessary?
I joined the secret forum, and all I got was this lousy secret
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/28/2005 : 05:34:38
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
Somehow I don't think that Tony's hairy or non-hairy back
is what KOK was looking for when he started this thread.
Let's give him some fb.net help with his date, people!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
Are you complaining about derailing?
Where's that link again floop?
I joined the secret forum, and all I got was this lousy secret
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
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Posted - 04/28/2005 : 11:31:17
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I say, take her camping deep in the heart of known sasquatch territory.
Trial by fire, I always say.
We smoke while we flip the bird. |
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
France
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Posted - 04/28/2005 : 11:38:30
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KoK,
Don't tell her about the Sasquatch before you fuck her.
Then, after making love, when she is so ecstatic she doesn't know where she is, lick her ear very gently and whisper "That was incredible, I feel like a sasquatch."
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 04/28/2005 : 11:38:47
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
you're right kathryn. KOK, i think it's a good idea to bring up your sasquatch, um.. interest. but do it in a casual way.. don't show up in a bigfoot costume or anything..
if you ease your way into it, once you get to know one another, i'm sure she'll accept the important role he/she plays in your life. and hopefully she'll accept the fact that, though you may love her, and you may even start a family with her, she can never expect to compare to your #1 true love
yeah, your one, huge, poem-writing, one-time only in you whole life love that only happens once and thats it.
wipe it on your dress and send it to me. |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 04/28/2005 : 11:38:47
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 04/28/2005 : 11:43:15
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must be their intimate knowkedge of the inner workings of the *click*-Ohti tribe of central Africa.
perhaps it is the dung-ash cleansing rituals. |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
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Posted - 04/28/2005 : 12:14:14
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definetely mention it casually on the first date. this is how i prepare(d) girls for my music obsession - bring it up early so they can't say you didn't warn them
-Brian
If you move I shoots!
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
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Posted - 04/28/2005 : 17:55:37
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Honesty... it must not matter to her because she is going out with you.
I would guess the age difference doesn't bother her :) And I would guess the average chick would not be bothered by it.
Have fun on your date and forget about the age :)
crap! I realized you were prob out by now... oh wait... its pacific time so you might see this  |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
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Posted - 04/28/2005 : 18:32:33
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quote:
Originally posted by darwin
I'm married to an anthropologist. What's deal with men of fb.net pursuing female anthropologists?
they're usually the randy ones (am i right or am i right?) |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 04/28/2005 : 19:12:31
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Maybe she has a sasquatch fetish, like Lrrr and Ndnd.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 04/28/2005 : 19:13:34
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quote:
Originally posted by VoVat
Maybe she has a sasquatch fetish, like Lrrr and Ndnd.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied.
you lost me |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 04/28/2005 : 19:24:30
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Well, unfortunately the dates a no go. The place I was at generally has a lot of very superficial people in it and she seemed to have her guard up quite a bit. Right when I was trying to talk to her this blonde, bimboish, superficial, girl i know interupts and was all "HI JASON!" The girl I was tryong to talk with looked quite disappointed. I think she thinks I was just out trying to put the moves on women. She didn't say anything then but now she doesn't want to go out. She said she thinks we're in different places. I wish we had met in a different place.
Oh well
No one can defeat the Quad Laser.
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 04/28/2005 : 19:28:05
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Originally posted by VoVat
Maybe she has a sasquatch fetish, like Lrrr and Ndnd.
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I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied.
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you lost me
You should have watched Futurama when you had the chance.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
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Posted - 04/28/2005 : 19:30:25
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quote:
Originally posted by The King Of Karaoke
I think she thinks I was just out trying to put the moves on women.
as opposed toooooo????????????????? |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/28/2005 : 19:32:59
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That is the fate of the noble Sasquatch...misunderstood,
hairy, alone in a crowd, happier in the quiet of the wilderness.
Cheer up, buddy.There's good times ahead. Check
your email for starters.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/28/2005 : 19:34:44
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
Cheer up, buddy.There's good times ahead. Check
your email for starters.
and leave your phone on
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/28/2005 : 19:36:46
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Floop, I (may I steal your thread for a sec, Sasquatch?)
floop, I sense that you would be surprised to learn that I have spoken on the phone with four forum members. Am I right?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/28/2005 : 19:41:16
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not really surprised, just concerned..
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Relationships - When exactly is it a good time...
