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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
 Posted - 01/10/2005 : 19:30:35
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Neat!
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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Elephant
- FB Fan -
Canada
240 Posts |
Posted - 01/11/2005 : 05:18:01
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I don't know if nude pictures are welcome in this thread...
...but I think a picture of a gay cowboy with a mustache are alright.
I was trying to get a picture of him reading the porno then threaten to use it as incriminating homosexual evidence but he managed to make a very convincing "disgusted" face.
I don't know where I got this picture from, but it was on my hard-drive. I don't know why that is either.
Here are some pictures of my haircut from the summer of 04' (last summer incase you're not so good in math)...
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
1811 Posts |
Posted - 01/11/2005 : 06:47:24
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Originally posted by kathryn
I also don't get the pierced-nipple thing. Or the pierced-clitoris
thing. Maybe I'm just unhip and old.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank
Well since Cookie brought it up...
Are you guys familiar with China? She's some sort of uber ridiculous wrestling star I guess. Well wouldn't you know, she's got some sort of homemade porn floating around, and I got really drunk last night (two nights in a row, oy) and watched said porn at a friend's house.
China
http://i.somethingawful.com/horrorsofporn/chyna/clit.jpg
http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2594
Don't click that first link unless you are ready for your life to be forever changed. I had a strong urge to dip my entire head in a bucked of bleach and then light it on fire ten minutes into the movie.
If you really want to know, look in the Frank |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 01/11/2005 : 06:55:04
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How odd.
"All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song."
Louis Armstrong |
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
1811 Posts |
Posted - 01/11/2005 : 06:58:16
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What is that thing?
If you really want to know, look in the Frank |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 01/11/2005 : 07:01:38
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I am not entirely sure. It could be either. I wouldn't go near it though. I know that much.
"All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song."
Louis Armstrong |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 01/11/2005 : 11:02:59
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I am so afraid.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 01/11/2005 : 11:10:17
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YUCK!!!!!
That thing used to show up at my old gym back east every now and again before it became famous. I guess she and Hunter hearst helmsly were from that area. Wrestling was actually really big back there.
Why would she make that video? That is what is most confusing.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 01/11/2005 : 11:35:05
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Is it really that scary? I don't dare look.
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 01/11/2005 : 11:49:13
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It isn't that bad.
Just don't be sitting in the internet cafe when you do it.
It won't elicit the same response the Bush supporters did.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 01/11/2005 : 11:58:30
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Remember, KOK it was the porn photo you posted that I opened in public and the old geezers saw and freaked on me. Ahh the crazy memories we two share. Since that fun lesson I
no longer open unknown files in public.
Chyna is scary. Anybody with that much muscle mass is.
Again I ask, KOK, you are not creating some sort of monster
in your at-home gym, are you?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 01/11/2005 : 12:20:33
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
Ahh the crazy memories we two share.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank
I bet.
I spent a lifespan with no cellmate |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 01/11/2005 : 12:22:31
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No. I am just looking to keep fit. Even that guy with the mullet is larger than I want to be.
I can get pretty big though. This time I'm trying to stay trim and muscular. I'm jumping rope for a half hour a day and lifting about five times a week. I am 6'2" and weigh 215. I'm shooting for 195 -200. That is a good weight for me. I've tried to stay in shape by surfing and other stuff but it's not consistant exercise like working out in a gym. I've been going pretty steady for two and a half months and am feeling really good.
So to answer your question no, but maybe any muscle is too much for Kays tastes?
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 01/11/2005 : 12:28:33
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No kidding! I'm 5 foot 1 and I weigh 215, too! We're the same
weight, KOK? Isn't that cute?!
I think trim and muscular is good (all the ladies do!) but
the way-bulked-up look is freaky.
That's very Rocky I, jumping rope. Good for you.
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 01/11/2005 : 12:32:37
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
No kidding! I'm 5 foot 1 and I weigh 215, too! We're the same
weight, KOK? Isn't that cute?!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank
LOL
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 01/11/2005 : 12:36:38
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Moe's voice, from behind the bar at Moe's:
"Whatsamater, Homer?"
What? You find short girls funny? What? Oh, Mr. Over Six Foot Tall thinks it's amusing that I'm barely over 5 feet?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 01/11/2005 : 12:38:06
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I think this is as good as a male body gets. Go for this look KoK.
I spent a lifespan with no cellmate |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 01/11/2005 : 12:40:25
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*drool*
No, my dog won't bite you, though she has the right to |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 01/11/2005 : 12:49:37
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But hey, each to their own. You can never account for some people's tastes. My friend told me the other day that she thought I had the perfect body. Go figure.
I spent a lifespan with no cellmate |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 01/12/2005 : 11:34:11
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Is your friend blind?
Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 01/12/2005 : 14:08:14
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How would you know?
But yeah, partially.
I spent a lifespan with no cellmate |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 01/12/2005 : 14:13:44
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My two brothers and I have similar forms to Mr Pitt.
My older brother has almost exactly the same upper body.
I'm a bit smaller, but if I toned up a bit... |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 01/12/2005 : 14:34:11
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That was a doozy!
I spent a lifespan with no cellmate |
Edited by - Homers_pet_monkey on 01/12/2005 14:35:42 |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 01/12/2005 : 14:37:51
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haha, umm.
Yeah.
Well, I'd have to bulk a bit and shave quite a bit of hair...
How would you describe your body type or general pyhsical form mr monkey?
I'm 5'6" and about 130lbs. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 01/12/2005 : 14:42:17
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I'm only tiny. "Pray for Mojo"
I spent a lifespan with no cellmate |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 01/12/2005 : 16:08:35
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Homers, are you the groom, the baby? What?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 01/12/2005 : 17:39:25
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I spent a lifespan with no cellmate |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 01/13/2005 : 16:41:29
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I was going to make a post about posting a picture of myself, but I see that's already been done. So instead, I'm making a pointless post about what I intended to post before, but am actually not posting.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 01/13/2005 : 16:52:38
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That should be in the 'Posts you were going to make but didn't' topic VoVat.
Oh wait, I didn't start that topic after all, which means that this post now needs to be in the 'Topics you were going to start but didn't' topic. Maybe I should start it now then. Or maybe I won't, maybe I shouldn't have posted here at all, which means I could also post in the 'Posts you were going to make but didn't' topic. If there was one.
Hmmm.
http://www.thefutureheads.co.uk/ |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 01/13/2005 : 18:22:30
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Wrong thread.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 01/31/2005 : 20:32:59
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So I was moonlighting in a chameleon forum, and came across a post in which a new member had unsuccessfully tried to post some pictures. Since that's become just old hat to me, I figured I'd help out. Then I saw the pictures and figured it would probably better to just leave them alone.
This chameleon is not enjoying this.
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
1811 Posts |
Posted - 01/31/2005 : 20:40:44
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you know, i never noticed the penis in this thread before.
don't chameleons turn brown when they're upset?
A monkey will eat dirt if you make him. |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 01/31/2005 : 20:49:46
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Well, Veilds, or Calyptratus as that one is called, will get black ridges running along their crest and other places. The thing is, chameleons are pretty much terrorfied whenever they are held. Instinctually they are all about not being noticed, nevermind held. If I was a chameleon and a much larger creature was to put me to it's mouth I'd be pretty prepared to die.
That lady needs a kittie.
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 02/01/2005 : 19:03:21
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That lady needs a boyfriend
you
me
we used to be on fire |
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Frog in the Sand
-+ Le premiere frog +-
France
2715 Posts |
Posted - 02/02/2005 : 12:38:25
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quote:
Originally posted by GypsyDeath
how could it possibly not feel any different?!? and why one earth would you do it?
To please two women at once. |
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