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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
 Posted - 01/29/2005 : 17:02:32
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I cannot believe someone has actually paid £72 for it. What an ass.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 01/29/2005 : 19:14:15
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When's your birthday, babe? Nothing's too good for my KOK.
I'll buy it for ya!
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 01/29/2005 : 19:56:35
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By birthday was June 7 1967. I still celebrate it every year on the 7th of June though. Even though it's not technically my birthday.
You're going to be checking your calendar around the beginning of next week, to seeif it's your birthday, once those cd's arrive.
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 01/29/2005 : 20:10:34
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quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
I cannot believe someone has actually paid £72 for it. What an ass.
Love, love, my season
How much is that anyway? I won't actually know until the transaction appears in my bank statement.
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
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Posted - 01/29/2005 : 20:18:15
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couldn't you use the hair to clone yourself a bigfoot? i'd pay a hundred bucks for my very own personal bigfoot, that's a fucking bargain.
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 01/29/2005 : 20:23:51
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Originally posted by dayanara
couldn't you use the hair to clone yourself a bigfoot? i'd pay a hundred bucks for my very own personal bigfoot, that's a fucking bargain.
A monkey will eat dirt if you make him.
Exactly my plan!
MMMUUUUUAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!
Why do I get the feeling I may end up with an extremely hairy assed man?
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Perk
- FB Fan -
USA
210 Posts |
Posted - 01/29/2005 : 22:32:55
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Looks like dog hair to me.
If anybody buys it, spend $2000 and check the DNA.
If the tests show it to be unknown DNA then the
resale will be millions.
Don't sweat the petty things
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
5305 Posts |
Posted - 01/29/2005 : 23:06:25
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| Happy early birthday. Since you've been such a good boy KOK... I am going to try to round you up some black cat hair. I just don't want to see it ending up on ebay though. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2005 : 04:15:00
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quote:
Originally posted by The King Of Karaoke
quote:
Originally posted by dayanara
couldn't you use the hair to clone yourself a bigfoot? i'd pay a hundred bucks for my very own personal bigfoot, that's a fucking bargain.
A monkey will eat dirt if you make him.
Why do I get the feeling I may end up with an extremely hairy assed man?
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Which is what you really want.
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2005 : 06:55:22
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I'll check the DNA for £200! There's a sequencer in the posh labs and I know the code for the door...
you
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we used to be on fire |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2005 : 07:01:46
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I'll confirm it isn't Sasquatch for £100.
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2005 : 08:41:13
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quote:
Originally posted by Homers_pet_monkey
quote:
Originally posted by The King Of Karaoke
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Originally posted by dayanara
couldn't you use the hair to clone yourself a bigfoot? i'd pay a hundred bucks for my very own personal bigfoot, that's a fucking bargain.
A monkey will eat dirt if you make him.
Why do I get the feeling I may end up with an extremely hairy assed man?
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Which is what you really want.
Love, love, my season
Cracking me up from half way around the world.
The internet is amazing!
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2005 : 08:45:00
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Glad I can repay the favour.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2005 : 09:36:48
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quote:
Originally posted by The King Of Karaoke
By birthday was June 7 1967. I still celebrate it every year on the 7th of June though. Even though it's not technically my birthday.
Because you were adopted? What mystical Sasquatch
mumbo jumbo dwells in the forest of that sentence?
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2005 : 09:40:51
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It will make more sense if you consume three pots of green tea.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2005 : 09:45:16
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Green tea contains some caffeine. I only do caffeine in the form
of chocolate. Another fascinating fact: I am four years older than you.
How much older than me is your average Sasquatch?
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2005 : 09:50:22
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
Green tea contains some caffeine. I only do caffeine in the form
of chocolate. Another fascinating fact: I am four years older than you.
How much older than me is your average Sasquatch?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank
The legendary but elusive Sasquatch has seen it's better years by the time it reaches 41.
They usually spend their last year finding a good place to die.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2005 : 10:34:03
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Fuckin' a! So, being 41+ myself, I should just find a good place to die?!??!
Is that what I'm hearing you say, KOK? Fuckin' a! I have reasons to live, my friend!
I have a Pixies T-shirt that I am wearing right now and it is making me feel
good about life. I have a nice bottle of wine to drink with good friends tonight. I have Mescaleros CDs arriving to my mailbox any week now!
Find a good place to die. My ass!
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2005 : 10:38:59
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Originally posted by kathryn
Fuckin' a! So, being 41+ myself, I should just find a good place to die?!??!
Is that what I'm hearing you say, KOK? Fuckin' a! I have reasons to live, my friend!
I have a Pixies T-shirt that I am wearing right now and it is making me feel
good about life. I have a nice bottle of wine to drink with good friends tonight. I have Mescaleros CDs arriving to my mailbox any week now!
Find a good place to die. My ass!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank
That sounds like a pretty good place to die.
You spend much time looking for that?
I'm kind of getting an early start, can I come over and die there?
Wait a minute. Do you have chameleons though?
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2005 : 10:41:43
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Wait a minute!
We're not one of the legendary but elusive Sasquatch.
We got a good fifteen years left in us if we lay off the tea.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 01/30/2005 : 10:44:41
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I have a lovely sun room (bigger than the one I spied in the
photos of Casa Del KOK that you posted a while back) where
the chameleons would be quite happy. However, for the
pleasure of my cooking, charm, music and wine collections
and witty banter, you would have to change your Sasquatch ways:
no more unshaved squalor, no more go go dancers, no more
brooding. Yes to weight lifting, playing the Mescaleros loud, trashing
the fascists running the US, and doing various but not too strenuous little jobs around the house. Also, do you babysit?
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 01/31/2005 : 02:32:51
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I mostly toilet sit.
Hope you have a spare bathroom. I like my privacy.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 01/31/2005 : 11:41:46
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I have three bathrooms. But I don't like the sound of this.
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 01/31/2005 : 11:54:34
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No one does.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 01/31/2005 : 11:58:24
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Which reminds me, has anybody read David Sedaris'
hilarious story about the giant turd, in his book "Me Talk Pretty
One Day?"
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 01/31/2005 : 12:35:57
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 01/31/2005 : 12:47:21
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Oh, I am so happy for you, darwin! Isn't it hilarious?
That scatological 11-year-old-boy-type humor will go over well
with the alleged birthday boy (KOK).
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 01/31/2005 : 14:49:55
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
I have three bathrooms. But I don't like the sound of this.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank
THREE!? Are you loaded or what!? Two is a luxury here.
Love, love, my season |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 01/31/2005 : 15:50:17
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She lives in Vermont Monkey. VERMONT!!
Two of them are out houses, and one is a bush just off the front porch, for sure.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 01/31/2005 : 16:50:04
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Yes, actually I live in a yurt -- that's a hippie structure. I keep
chickens and other fowl, for eating (after skinning). One of the
bathrooms, the outdoor one, is frozen, of course. But we make
do. (Pun intended). It's cozy once you get used to heating with
a woodstove stove. Chopping wood's good exercise. When we
need to use electricity (say, to play a Catholics bootleg really loud)
we use a passive solar generator. I never shave my legs, I always
wear patchouli. It's good here in the Green Mountain State, the
People's Republic of Vermont. A bit cold but good.
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 01/31/2005 : 16:55:40
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You know what I said about visiting, I might have changed my mind...
you
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we used to be on fire |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 01/31/2005 : 17:00:02
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The guest room is quite lovely. It's painted blood red (we believe
in recycling and used the chickens' blood). Really, you should
come visit! It's not too bad once you get used to the straw floor.
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 01/31/2005 : 17:27:26
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But at least you have a lot of maple syrup, right?
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 01/31/2005 : 17:33:04
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Yep! The best too, imported from Canada.
Love, love, my season |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 01/31/2005 : 18:49:38
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When I want maple syrup, I walk outside, past the chickens,
go behind the outdoor outhouse and tap myself a tree. Easy
as pie!
Back on topic, I am thinking that for KOK's birthday, I will send
him a Sasquatch hairball. Something coughed up by that
magical, mythical creature he reveres. What are the rest of youse
guys getting him?
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What I want for my birthday.
