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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1688 Posts |
Posted - 12/14/2004 : 06:49:19
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200 years ago: Napoleon the First became the Emperor. Today: Denis the Mean reached 2000 posts.
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7443 Posts |
Posted - 12/14/2004 : 07:37:32
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Not yet!
edit: uh, yes.
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
Edited by - vilainde on 12/14/2004 07:39:48 |
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n/a
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4894 Posts |
Posted - 12/14/2004 : 09:35:26
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Frank Black ate my hamster |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 12/14/2004 : 09:37:45
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Are you proud of your new bridge, frenchies?
Caminar sobre las hojas del otoño es romántico y resbaladizo |
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remig
* Dog in the Sand *
France
1734 Posts |
Posted - 12/14/2004 : 10:49:36
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quote: Originally posted by whoreatthedoor
Are you proud of your new bridge, frenchies?
Caminar sobre las hojas del otoño es romántico y resbaladizo
How do you know I went to the dentist?
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 12/14/2004 : 10:54:50
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Congratulations. I don't think it's a coincidence that these two events occurred on the same day in history. Vive le forum! Vive la France!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 12/14/2004 : 10:57:00
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Baby, That's Art!
Caminar sobre las hojas del otoño es romántico y resbaladizo |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 12/14/2004 : 11:05:56
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Speaking of which, have you guys checked out the forum's FB.Salon? I like both the names and idea behind "I heard Ramona sing" and "Baby, that's art." Check it out if you haven't already.
Back to off topic. Excuse the on-topic interruption!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 12/14/2004 : 11:17:37
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Spam! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 12/14/2004 : 11:41:08
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Wham!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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4894 Posts |
Posted - 12/14/2004 : 11:46:36
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Thank you m'am!
(eurgh gross)
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 12/14/2004 : 12:01:51
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Cham!
Chan. A typo, sorry.
Caminar sobre las hojas del otoño es romántico y resbaladizo |
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4109 Posts |
Posted - 12/14/2004 : 12:20:38
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How could you do that? First Wham, and then J.Chan...I´ll have nighmares tonight!
i've never done good things i've never done bad things i never did anything out of the blue
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7443 Posts |
Posted - 12/14/2004 : 12:52:53
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I like Wham. I also like Jackie Chan. I like threads dedicated to me too.
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
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4894 Posts |
Posted - 12/14/2004 : 12:55:17
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what about washing up liquid and furniture polish, do you like those too????? do you do you do you????
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 12/14/2004 : 12:57:10
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quote: Originally posted by Tre
Thank you m'am!
Hoooohaawww
(sorry just wanted to play too I get a little excited with all things Ziggy)
Good work Denis!
__________ Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none. Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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Edited by - Carolynanna on 12/14/2004 12:58:29 |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7443 Posts |
Posted - 12/14/2004 : 13:56:11
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I absolutely love furniture polish, and every morning I have a big bowl of washing up liquid for breakfast. You know me quite well, Treee. (BTW, your picture doesn't show up, I had to copy/paste the URL to see it properly. But God was it worth the effort...)
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
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Posted - 12/14/2004 : 14:02:23
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(did you stumble upon the museum for moist towelettes then? this cracked me up)
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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slaveish
= Cult of Ray =
USA
269 Posts |
Posted - 12/15/2004 : 14:33:26
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what is washing up liquid? |
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4894 Posts |
Posted - 12/15/2004 : 14:43:57
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It's a liquid, you use for washing up
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 12/15/2004 : 14:47:33
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Fairy liquid.
"4000 posts I reach/And still not look as good as Dean, hmm?" |
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4894 Posts |
Posted - 12/15/2004 : 14:51:49
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or "joy" look it's there, the picture
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 12/15/2004 : 15:24:36
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An old photo of a French icon and my namesake:
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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4894 Posts |
Posted - 12/15/2004 : 16:25:09
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red cross again, it gets everywhere
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 12/15/2004 : 18:42:12
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Damnit! I can't figure out how to make the lovely Catherine Deneuve appear.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 12/16/2004 : 02:16:41
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Caminar sobre las hojas del otoño es romántico y resbaladizo |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7443 Posts |
Posted - 12/16/2004 : 02:17:32
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The URL is weird, kathryn. You gotta erase the "%20br%20/" at the end.
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 12/16/2004 : 11:48:13
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Thank you Denis and thank you Xavi. Teamwork is a beautiful thing.
So, how does it feel to be above 2,000 posts?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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Erebus
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1834 Posts |
Posted - 12/16/2004 : 15:00:50
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"Imagine a world without France": Just came across this, yes, at one of my conservative sites, and had to share. It IS a joke.
Imagine a world without France... Is it possible? For centuries scholars have pondered the problem of France - trying to balance their hatred of France with their natural reluctance to destroy a whole country and all of its inhabitants.
In recent years the problem has been resolved: By smashing their heads repeatedly against hard, gravelly surfaces, the scholars discovered that the more pain that they were in, the less they cared about the moral implications of destroying France. So - blood pouring from their gashed foreheads - the great leaders of the world organised for France to be removed.
Obviously, there was global public anger at this move, with thousands of demonstrations organised all across the world.... Oh... who am I kidding? Of course there wasn't. Everyone merely turned a blind eye as France was lowered beneath the ocean where it flourished (admittedly free of life) as a modern-day Atlantis.
Au Revoir, Monsieur Zidane. A Bientot Mademoiselle Bardot. Goodbye, Mr Pommes Frites.
http://www.themanwhofellasleep.com/france.html
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 12/16/2004 : 15:32:02
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Heaven forbid any country should flex its autonomy! |
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Erebus
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1834 Posts |
Posted - 12/16/2004 : 15:45:35
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quote: Originally posted by BLT
Heaven forbid any country should flex its autonomy!
Especially if it's the United States! |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 12/16/2004 : 16:16:39
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quote: Originally posted by Erebus
quote: Originally posted by BLT
Heaven forbid any country should flex its autonomy!
Especially if it's the United States!
This town ain't big enough for two autonomies. |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7443 Posts |
Posted - 12/17/2004 : 02:20:53
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Big mistake in that map... If you're gonna destroy France, please make sure Corsica is the first to be wiped off the surface of the Earth. It's that big island next to Italy.
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~
Spain
2674 Posts |
Posted - 12/17/2004 : 02:38:33
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Give the Staue of Liberty an airbrushing while you´re at it.
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Maze rats dreamed of mazes, according to the latest studies. Maze rat scientists dreamed of rats. I was dreaming of cheese. |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 12/17/2004 : 02:49:59
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quote: Originally posted by vilainde
Big mistake in that map... If you're gonna destroy France, please make sure Corsica is the first to be wiped off the surface of the Earth. It's that big island next to Italy.
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..."
There is a new island bigger than Corsica now.
Caminar sobre las hojas del otoño es romántico y resbaladizo |
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Erebus
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1834 Posts |
Posted - 12/17/2004 : 05:16:29
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I think the gap between Spain and the upgraded European mainland should be labelled the "French Sea" or "French Passage" or somesuch. And, Denis, since, as Ambrose Bierce observed, "War is God's way of teaching Americans geography," I already knew where Corsica is. Thanks for the pointer though. |
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