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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
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Posted - 12/18/2004 :  18:45:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Dear Magic Eight Ball

Will it, huh? Will it ever stop being so cold?

Also, am I a bad person for being secretly glad that tonight's the final reunion-tour night, so I don't have to feel shitty any more thinking "Oh, Frank and the Pixies are on stage now and here I am at home staring at my belly button lint?"

Thanks,

Signed

Ten more minutes and they hit the stage


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Posted - 12/18/2004 :  19:10:34  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
In my hurry I left the house today sans eight ball. I shall formulate a plan, I may have to make a chatterbox


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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 12/18/2004 :  19:18:16  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Dear MEB

Is it normal that I should feel a bit nervous that you and Tre are not in
the same city at the moment?

Signed

Pining for the fjords



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Posted - 12/18/2004 :  19:27:53  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Opposite ends of the country, I feel all out of sorts.
I realised about an hour into my seven and a half hour journey and couldn't settle after that.
Well, it was either the lack of eight ball or the fact my backside had died an uncomfortable numb death


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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 12/18/2004 :  19:47:50  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Dear Magic Eight Ball or Tre or Whoever Is In Charge Of This Thread

Will I be cured of my sudden inability to stop posting photos of McDave? I sense in me a compulsion to post a McDave pic in every thread on this forum.

Help!


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Posted - 12/19/2004 :  16:03:45  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Kathryn, I managed to find a substitute eght bal for the duration of my trip. it is caled a decision ball so may be less potent.
Ok.

cold ---If you play your cards right---

bad person ---forget about it---

McDave obsessive photo posting ---Tonights your lucky night---

bloody errant eight ball


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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
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Posted - 12/19/2004 :  17:50:17  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Dear MEB

If tonight's my lucky night re: McDave, why am I hanging out with a toddler drinking milk and eating cupcakes, albeit ones with purple frosting?

Signed

When Do The Catholics Tour Next?


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Sir Rockabye
* Dog in the Sand *

USA
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Posted - 12/19/2004 :  18:17:37  Show Profile  Visit Sir Rockabye's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Oh MEB, I beseech ye, will school be cancelled tomorrow due to inclement weather?


I will never say the word procrastinate again, I'll never see myself in the mirror with my eyes closed.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 12/19/2004 :  18:22:26  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
*in a random New England/Yankee accent*

Yeuy, we got us a nor'easter up heyu, Sir Rock. No one going anywhere tonaaaght.


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Posted - 12/19/2004 :  18:40:40  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
sir rockabye

---Grrrr yes tiger---

This substitute eight ball of my brothers is bloody weird


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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 12/19/2004 :  19:05:31  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Dear MEB

Can I still adore Daisy eventho I am slightly jealous that she shared a couch with Frank?

Signed

Obsessing


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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *

Australia
1811 Posts

Posted - 12/19/2004 :  19:07:58  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Dear MEB,

Kathryn just sent me a very disturbing email. Should I alert the proper authorities?


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Posted - 12/19/2004 :  19:17:08  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Kathryn ---looking good and so are you---

Dayanara ---you'll just have to wait---


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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 12/21/2004 :  12:18:05  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Dear Magic Eight Ball

Is this:

''

what you look like?



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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 12/21/2004 :  12:21:21  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Magic 8 Ball,

Should I forge a letter from my ex-girlfriend's work explaining that she can't go on this trip to London, so that I can get her portion of the ticket refunded to me?

I have no problem with lying and cheating, but I don't want to have a felony on my record either.

Floop



ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
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Posted - 12/21/2004 :  15:13:21  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Kathryn, the original eight ball does look like that, this replacement eight ball does not

Floop ---dream on baby---


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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 12/21/2004 :  15:39:57  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
With all due respect to you as owner of the Magic Eight Ball, Tre,
I would like to suggest to floop the following:

Do one better! Forge a note by an undertaker you make up, saying
your beloved ex has died and therefore can't use the ticket to
London.


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Posted - 12/21/2004 :  15:44:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
hahahaha if they question it tel them that it broke your heart so much it was better to think of it as a grieving process


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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *

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Posted - 12/21/2004 :  15:45:58  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Tre's 8 ball was captured by Iraqi insurgents who demanded she cease and desist any further "blasphemous fortune telling". They threatened to "do something nasty" to the 8-ball if their demands were not met. We know she didn't stop. This smuggled picture shows the gory result.

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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 12/21/2004 :  15:48:37  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Don't believe these forged documents and digitalized photos
from the mainstream, liberal elite press! The Magic Eight Ball is
just fine.

And I have a question:

Dear Magic Eight Ball, is that really Frank on the right? What on earth
is going on? There's a French peasant Massif Centrale gone wrong vibe here that is disturbing. Please advise!




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Posted - 12/21/2004 :  15:52:26  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
---tonights your lucky night---

It's frank, I like the look though


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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 12/21/2004 :  16:59:06  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Dear Magic Eight Ball

Will something I should be jealous about occur in the next few days?
I have this, call it prescient, call it paranoid, feeling that some fun
event will go down early next week and I will be excluded, a la
hanging-with-the-King-between-Hammerstein-shows.

Sincerely

Missing All Kinds of Fun



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Posted - 12/21/2004 :  17:37:53  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
---you will just have to wait---


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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *

Australia
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Posted - 12/21/2004 :  18:33:30  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn

Don't believe these forged documents and digitalized photos
from the mainstream, liberal elite press! The Magic Eight Ball is
just fine.

And I have a question:

Dear Magic Eight Ball, is that really Frank on the right? What on earth
is going on? There's a French peasant Massif Centrale gone wrong vibe here that is disturbing. Please advise!




I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank



Jeebus. Where the hell did you find that, and why is he sitting on a wall with Calvin Klein? Frank looks like Santa. Santa with hand strategically placed in crotch.


If you really want to know, look in the Frank

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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 12/21/2004 :  18:35:04  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Mais non, Dayanara ma chere, he looks more like a French peasant protesting imported Greek potatoes or some other
bad idea brought on by the EU.


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Posted - 12/21/2004 :  18:35:38  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I wouldn't mind old franky boy prowling round my bedroom with a bulging sac.....

sorry. taste check


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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 12/21/2004 :  18:40:27  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I am so offended and shocked, I cannot think. What fan thinks of him in such a lewd sexual animalistic raw way! In a sweaty manly way? Why I never!


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Posted - 12/21/2004 :  18:43:47  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Why you every day lady and you know it


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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *

Australia
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Posted - 12/21/2004 :  18:46:02  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Did you guys hear the audio interview with him where he talks about his sweaty crotch? The Dutch DJ was totally horrified and had no idea what to say. I think Frank was high. Good times.

The three of us are killing this forum with our hormones, I swear.


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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 12/21/2004 :  19:18:25  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
i remember the one where he talked about his crusty balls



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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *

Australia
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Posted - 12/21/2004 :  19:22:24  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I think we all know who owns the crusty balls on this forum. Strangely enough, the BBC interview where he talks about NOT BEING FROM LONG BEACH also includes a little rant about changing your underpants 5 times a day, especially if they get crusty.


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floop
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Mexico
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Posted - 12/21/2004 :  19:57:51  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
STOP SHOUTING



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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *

Australia
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Posted - 12/21/2004 :  20:03:47  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
MAKE ME

Dear Magic Eight Ball,

Is painting my bedroom light green a horrible idea? I have an unbearable urge to do so.


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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 12/21/2004 :  20:07:19  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
YOU MAKE ME, MAKE YOU



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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *

Australia
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Posted - 12/21/2004 :  20:12:29  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
YO MOMMA!


Dear Magic Eight Ball,

This is not a question: floop keeps picking on me. Please make him stop.


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