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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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 Posted - 12/16/2004 : 11:55:54
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May I jump in again? First of all, Brian is right, Tre is the cutest ever.
Sir Rock. Sir Rock! A sweet 16? I know, it's more complicated than that. I do admire your compassion and kindness (trust me on this, kindness toward the ladies will get you more butt than a dentist's waiting-room couch, if you'll pardon the crude expression). Be honest. Always be honest. Tell the celebrant exactly what is oing on. Tell her that you feel terrible doing this but that you must because it means so much. Perhaps also offer to do something together just the two of you, if you feel comfortable and think it would be an OK time and not weird or forced.
I do admire how thoughtful you are. But you've got a Pixies show to get to, my friend.
And I like the idea of crashing in Dean's hotel room. Can you sell that one to your mom and dad?
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
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Posted - 12/16/2004 : 11:59:20
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i guess i can't give tre shit anymore for not posting photos.
i guess i still can..
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 12/16/2004 : 12:04:34
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*taps foot*
So floop, where's that photo of you and Frank, huh?
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Posted - 12/16/2004 : 12:05:28
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what do you mean you guess you still can, I observed all photo posting obligations mister
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
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Posted - 12/16/2004 : 12:06:45
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a) upper torso photos are invalid
b) any non underwear photos are invalid
c) non maple-syrup related photos invalid
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Posted - 12/16/2004 : 12:12:09
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Carry on like this and when you get to London you'll find me waiting with a truncheon ready to make you an invalid.
It's all I have, it's all your getting
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 12/16/2004 : 12:31:12
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Oooh. I love the sophisticated word-play. Invalid and invalid.
So clever.
Once again, the sexual tension between you two is killing me.
Cut it out, though. Sir Rock should be here any moment now. Let's not act too inappropriate.
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Posted - 12/16/2004 : 12:35:13
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tension schmension
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
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Posted - 12/16/2004 : 12:41:13
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the tension is so thick you could cut it in half with a knife, like a scone
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Posted - 12/16/2004 : 13:51:07
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yeah Kathryn, cover that in clotted cream and jam and eat it, with a cup of tea.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
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Posted - 12/16/2004 : 13:57:54
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it's oozing sexual tension in here, the way sap oozes from a maple tree
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Sir Rockabye
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 12/16/2004 : 14:02:32
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
Cut it out, though. Sir Rock should be here any moment now. Let's not act too inappropriate.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank
Hey, hey. Just cause he's young, doesn't mean that Sir Rock doesn't enjoy the innapropriate.
Yeah, I understand both Tre's and Kathryn's points, but it doesn't make my decision any easier. I really hate confrontation, and that usually just means that I bend to other people's wills. It can make me sick at times, just like it is now. Anyway, as much as I would hate to tell the girl that I couldn't attend, the issue is now null and void. Upon bringing the topic up with the folks, they reacted with "If you don't go to that party, or if you go to the City, you're never seeing the light of day again". At least I tried though.
Oh, and Tre, I'm not proud to admit it, but I did resort to tears. And I didn't really have to force them or anything. No bawling, just the effect of the single tear rolling out of each eye, staining my cheeks. Didn't crack my parents though, the heartless sadists.
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Posted - 12/16/2004 : 14:04:14
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The way the grease oozes from the 'full english'
woah you slipped that post in there. This is awful, right, give me your parents phone number. I'm going to have a word, if that doesn't work we can send Kathryn round, that should strike fear into the heart of anyone.
I'm going to figure something out if it kills me. This is too terrible
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
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Posted - 12/16/2004 : 14:05:12
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there's always the old stuff-your-bed-with-pillows-and-sneak-out-the-window trick
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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floop
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Posted - 12/16/2004 : 14:12:51
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yeah. Sir Rockaby. let me talk to them. seriously.
i'll smooth it out
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Posted - 12/16/2004 : 14:18:08
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heh heh send in the floop
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 12/16/2004 : 14:48:26
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floop
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Posted - 12/16/2004 : 14:51:09
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do you have any older sisters Sir Rockaby?
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Sir Rockabye
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 12/16/2004 : 17:05:40
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'Fraid not Floop. My mom is here, but she is spoken for. You'd have liked her too, a really big Frank Black fan.
I'd try for the pillow stuff trick, if it weren't for my paranoia. I would hate to be attending a Pixies show, and not be able to enjoy myself for fear of a stampeding parent barging into Hammersteins in a bathrobe, and pulling me out by the scruff of my neck.
I will never say the word procrastinate again, I'll never see myself in the mirror with my eyes closed. |
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Posted - 12/16/2004 : 17:18:33
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You see your fatal error was to tell them. Me, I'd have gone and dealt with the consequences if they ever found out.
You're a good boy bless, you need corrupting some.
Can you not convince your mother to take you?
Or... the other plan I came up with while avoiding writing my essay was this.
Saturday morning go to your parents wearing a dress, something floral and horrible. Wear eyeliner and Robert Smith style lipstick. If they go nuts say it is a symptom of Pixies deprivation and directly related to having to go to a sweet sixteen which you feel has remarkably feminised you a taint which may last the rest of your life. The only cure (haha cure) being to get a good manly dose of ROCK, pixies style. If they still don't buy it make to leave for this party still in said dress. If it's polyester all the better.
Can't possibly fail....
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 12/16/2004 : 18:37:34
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Theiving fuckers, I'm going with brick through the window.
I really dislike that forum, it's a total eyesore, minimal content and maximal assault on the eyeballs, like lets see who can fit the most pretty pictures and emoticons in a two word nonsense message...
and they stole my thread
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
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Posted - 12/16/2004 : 18:45:39
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It's not the visual layout that drives me crazy over there, it's the people. My god. They behave in a manner I would expect from a Britney Spears message board, it's all name calling and bitching and stupid immature bullshit (I know we have stupid immature bullshit, but come on, who doesn't want to hear floop talk about his crusty balls? It's just not the same thing). Most threads don't make it past 3 responses before all hell breaks loose. Madtempest seems like a reasonable dude, I can't believe he puts up with that stuff. I only poke around because the mods have connections to the band and you can often find stuff out in there before you can anywhere else. Makes me love you guys that much more.
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Posted - 12/16/2004 : 18:54:04
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Yup I concur.
If they aren't calling each other fuckers they're begging for each others cock/tits. Witty, much.
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 12/16/2004 : 18:57:01
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Yeah, it's not like you see us begging for pictures of each other in our underwe... oh. Nevermind.
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Posted - 12/16/2004 : 19:00:19
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hahaha, yeah but the level of interest in an individual isn't measured by how willing they are to get their... oh right hang on
Fuck.
Well we're sophisticated with it
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 12/16/2004 : 19:07:57
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Sir Rock! I am heartbroken. You know if I could I'd zip down and take you, you know that, right? Or at least tell your folks that they are wonderful parents who are raising a marvelous human being who must be allowed anew to be near the magic, in that room, in that light, with that band and The Man. Oh, Michael, I know how hard it is to be young and itching to meet your destiny but duty and parents call you. I would go on here, and make some stupid comment about the siren call but Frank's not much of a Siren more of a siren. Anyway....I'm sorry.
That said, your parents sound cool, except for the "over our dead bodies are you going back to the city for that concert" part. Is your mom really a Frank fan?
Saturday afternoon, while you are forced in essence to attenda that sour 16 party, I will be glum and I will sulk in solidarity of you, The Sir.
Stay strong!
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Posted - 12/16/2004 : 19:57:46
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I asked my eight ball if I could go to sleep and still get my essay in.
---my sources say no---
stupid essay.
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Sir Rockabye
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 12/16/2004 : 20:06:54
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Oh Kathryn, you're the best at cheering a fellow up. It is nice to know that not all grownups forget what its like to be a kid. Apparently, I guess my parents have forgotten about the awe in which one can exist of some silly little band. I guess theres nothing childish about my love of the Pixies, but to them it seems to be no more than an "obsessive phase" than a true passion. Thanks for renewing my hope for my future, showing me that not all adults are heartless. And Tre, you too have helped in lifting my spirits in my lack of Pixie-ing. For that I thank you immensely.
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Posted - 12/16/2004 : 20:21:08
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Well firstly, there's nothing wrong in basking in the glow of a good band and the pixies damn well radiate. I'm 24 and have felt this way about music since I was 13 and I'm sure if I reach 90 my opinions and love of a good dose of rawk won't have changed.
I've been quite fortunate because my pops is -a-never-quite-grown-up- and goes to more gigs a year than I get to at the moment and he was always pretty cool about that sort of thing. My folks however are divorced and my mother was the overprotective type so I was 16 when I was first *allowed* to go to a gig on my own, and even then I was dropped there, picked up after by someone sensible. Once in a blue moon......
I can sympathise (I remember bitterly being 16 and not allowed to go to glastonbury to see Radiohead) it sucks
I think a lot of people as soon as they hit 'maturity' (whatever in the hell that means) do forget what it's like to get excited about stuff, and I hope to god that I never ever lose that. I think it's part of what makes being me tolerable. I used to see a guy a bit older than me who in a very old manish kind of a way declared himself "too old for gigs..." it was never going to work.
The future is bright, the future has gigs in!
And by the way sir rock, I meant what I said about your band, if I didn't like it I'd have said something along the lines of "well at least you tried very hard, bless you" you're very good in my honest opinion. I don't bandy compliments around you know.
Kathryn. Frank not a siren? do you not feel the need to throw yourself at his feet everytime he opens his mouth hmmm?
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 12/17/2004 : 11:39:35
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Tre, I feel the need to throw myself at his mouth, not his feet.
Damn. Another dirty post within Sir Rock's sight. Sorry.
Michael, I don't think your parents are heartless any more than I think that people mature as they get older. In my case, the older I've gotten the more I have become a life-support system for an id, whereas in my younger years I tried to please and conform and be accepted. Mind you, you'd never know this looking at me in my mini-van.
But back to the all-knowing eight ball:
Dear MEB
Yes or no on this question:
Isn't this frustratingly unfair situation in which Sir Rock finds himself the perfect fodder for a tale that he will tell perhaps under Northern Italian skies to a mesmerized group of tired fellow diners or surely late some wondrous night in the bed of a lucky artsy young woman who will pronounce her beautiful quirky self to be his soul mate and who, upon hearing of the perfectly timed two fat tears rolling down his adolescent cheeks in his former suburban home, will hug him even tighter and wish she could go back in time and comfort the 16-year-old who will have become be the wonderful man with the great stories, especially the one about his thrwarted dreams to live one more Pixies night?
Isn't that so, oh Mighty Eight Ball?
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Posted - 12/17/2004 : 13:45:08
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---absolutely---
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 12/17/2004 : 16:11:03
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Dear M8B
Will it ever stop being so ccccccold?
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
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Posted - 12/18/2004 : 15:01:12
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confused why?
dreams? was I good?
Hey Tre... Know what? I actually did dream about you last night. Well, not about you especifically, but I dreamed we were at the beach with my friends, and for some reason you were there too. There were cactii growing underwater and 50 ft waves, and we had a hell of a time. Very cool and totally non-sexual, in case you were worried about that point.
Denis
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Posted - 12/18/2004 : 18:26:38
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Thats so cool, I like cactii
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yesterday I purchased.... A Magic 8 ball
