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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
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 Posted - 12/08/2004 : 16:28:12
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Wodka it is.
*leans in gallantly to light the smoke...foot slips on edge of fountain...falls head-first into the fountain, soaking the maiden and her smoke...bottle still sealed and undamaged.*
Oh, damn. Umm sorry.
You'll have to get a light from the stove in the house i guess. Nobody else here smokes.
Here, hit this bottle. I stole it from the cupboard downstairs. |
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greg
- FB Fan -
Canada
159 Posts |
Posted - 12/08/2004 : 16:28:19
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and smooches back for NKD. Many. Wooo Hooo!!
www.bettieserveert.com |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7446 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 02:43:11
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*rings the bell*
Sorry guys, got lost. Wandered for ages around the block when I heard Freedom Rock in the distance. Any beer left?
Denis
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 03:39:13
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I can't believe I've lost this thread. I skip over it because I didn't know the meaning of 'mistletoe'.
Caminar sobre las hojas del otońo es romántico y resbaladizo |
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Posted - 12/09/2004 : 04:18:06
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my head hurts
where were you guys?
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 04:28:11
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I'm not going to choose. There are three special girls and I don't wanna hurt two of them.
Caminar sobre las hojas del otońo es romántico y resbaladizo |
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Posted - 12/09/2004 : 06:36:07
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Well the direction floop sent this party it's a total free for all, no choosing for anyone...
Now if you'll excuse me I need a dark corner a coffee and a hair of the dog...
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 07:07:04
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Oh!, so this is an orgy. Better than floop's party, then.
Caminar sobre las hojas del otońo es romántico y resbaladizo |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 07:08:46
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*wakes up inside the drunk cave wondering what happened*
*finds cigarette butts everywhere, but no actual cigarettes*
Kittens give Morbo gas |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 07:10:39
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can I just watch?
Now I do as I please and lie through my teeth. Someone might get hurt but it won't be me. I should probably feel cheap but I just feel free and a little bit empty. No it isn't so hard to get close to me. There will be no arguments. We will always agree. And I will try and be kind when I ask you to leave. We will both take it easy. But if you stay too long inside my memory, I will trap you in a song tied to a melody and I will keep you there so you can't bother me. |
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Posted - 12/09/2004 : 07:16:57
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*throws carton of camels to coldie*
*nods off again*
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7446 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 07:20:12
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*grabs a half empty beer can on a table*
*drinks, realizes it was used as an ashtray and chokes on cigarette butt*
Where's the goddamn fridge in this mess?
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7446 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 07:22:42
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*goes to living room, finds stereo, inserts Hüsker Dü's New Day Rising and turns it up to 10*
HHHHHEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOO y'alls! Sorry, did I wake you up?
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
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Posted - 12/09/2004 : 07:24:25
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*points at KSR*
*hoarse from smoking.. talking like tom waits 'Clarky passed out on it'*
*waves flask in the air*
*nods off again*
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 07:27:21
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I am awkwened by something bouncing lightly off my head with a random repetativeness...it is the empty Stoli bottle floating in the founatin beside me.
The sun is like a laser burning my skin...which there seems to be a lot of...I'm completely nude except for my socks and my superman Underoos.
It is a surpisingly warm day for December as I grope around the fountain for my clothing...most of which I find.
There are blank spots. I remember being in the drunk tent...lacy black female undergarment...coming to the fountain, offering Tre a light...then nothing...waking up.
Somebody has some explaining to do.
Where the hell did all these bruises come from?
Why do I have an anarchy symbol drawn on my chest in red lipstick?
Where's my Pogues disk?
Jesus.
My arms feel like pieces of dead meat hanging from my body.
My head is a mushroom cloud...it feels like my brain is quivering - shaking inside my skull.
I stagger towards the house.
In my Underoos. |
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Posted - 12/09/2004 : 07:35:04
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*lifts head*
*opens one eye*
er something about a drunk tent, vodka and a zippo, cable to the fridge wrapped round your leg, eggnog down shirt...
*does a sick in mouth*
*swallows*
passed out I don't know, there was a towel.. did floop pee on someone??
*throws pack of camels at KSR*
*nods off again*
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7446 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 07:36:53
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Don't know if it was floop but it does smell like piss. Among other things.
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 07:47:02
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*rips pack of camels open with her teeth. As all the cigarettes go flying in the air she catches one in her mouth*
That was cool.
*giggles at her shade of lipstick on KSR's chest*
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Posted - 12/09/2004 : 07:48:44
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*raises head*
*again*
*frowning a little*
Denis, dude.. half empty can of beer.. at this party?? no no no my friend.. sniff it...
*nods off again*
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7446 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 07:52:32
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oh FUCK! Who did that? Was that floop again?
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 07:54:18
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*quickly scans for more beer, whiskey or puddles of mysterious alcohol on the ground*
*runs over to the CD player and throws in some Police to wake everyone up*
*stands in the fountain with a cigarette hanging from her mouth, her pants completely soaking wet*
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Posted - 12/09/2004 : 07:59:21
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probably, where the hell is floop last I saw him he was wrestling cheeseman to impress carolynanna..
did anyone get a photo of dave and dean making with the smoochies?
did I dream that?
*staggers to feet*
*looks around for shoe*
*and lighter*
what the fuck is this in my hair?? FLOOP!!!!
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 08:04:35
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*tosses Tre some shampoo, and motions towards the fountain*
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Posted - 12/09/2004 : 08:06:20
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*pours entire bottle of shampoo in fountain*
*climbs into the pretty bubbles*
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 08:06:29
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Ok.
I need three aspirin a large glass of water and...and...a Denny's Grand Slam. Who's with me?
*gallantly leans in to light coldheart's smoke...slips...* |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7446 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 08:07:48
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Dean & Dave are still asleep in the back of Dean's car. Dave's on top. No sight of notkimdeal, I guess she left with Mike & Greg.
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 08:10:31
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*accepts the light and thanks KSR with a push into the now, shampoo fountain*
*winks, and flashes back with a very mischievous look in her eye*
Kittens give Morbo gas |
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notkimdeal
- FB Fan -
82 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 09:18:39
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Stood up by Mike, Dave AND Dean under the mistletoe... Snuck off with Greg for much more post-mistletoe smooching, etc. etc. ...ahem.
Forgot I needed to smooch ALL the French men on the forum. Luckily today is a new day, ripe for more smooching. Meet me under the mistletoe, boys.
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7446 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 09:37:07
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French guys implies French smooching, nkd.
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
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Posted - 12/09/2004 : 09:38:27
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does anyone have a menthol cigarette, I cannot tolerate solids but I need something minty
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notkimdeal
- FB Fan -
82 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 09:47:25
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| Denis, oui oui oui. Viens ici. |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 09:58:34
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Whats all this about veins and french kissing?
*hands tre a Kool...making her tre cool*
A whole god-damned nation of assholes driving automobiles, eating, having babies, doing everything in the worst way possible, like voting for the presidential candidate who reminded them most of themselves. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
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Posted - 12/09/2004 : 10:04:57
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*casually walks downstairs with a happy glow in his eyes, reeking of sex, walks in to kitchen and finds brand new bottle of Ketel One*
Anyone want a bloody mary?
*close behind me, wearing only a see through night shirt (and looking goooooood), is Song Oracle, glowing and radiant, literally. she sneaks up behind me and kisses my ear, giggling*
"I want one Floop!" she says..
Hell-ow, good morning.. *inappropriate displays of public affection*
*all girls nearby scowl at her, seething with jealousy*
"You were so cute last night Floop," she says, "it was funny when you pooed your pants"
*we both giggle together*
*i reach down in the back of my pants and feel something soft and warm...*
*waking up again, was that all a dream?*
*face down in the dirt, somewhere deep in the backyard garden. my hand is in the back of my pants and i feel a soft, warm sensation. "this is probably not good". Song Oracle is nowhere to be found. Did she even exist? I slowly pull my face of the ground, dried leaves stuck to my two black eyes. OUCH! FUCK!! my face HURTS!*
*my shirt is hard and crispy, like paper mache, from the long-dried orange vomit*
*i distinctly smell human urine*
*and feces*
I don't feel so good
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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notkimdeal
- FB Fan -
82 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 10:05:06
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If y'all weren't so busy smokin' and drinkin' and vomitin' on each other...
Come and get some NKD, KSR. |
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Posted - 12/09/2004 : 10:09:46
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*points and laughs at what she thought was roadkill someone dragged to the garden*
HEY FLOOP!!!
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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The Official Forum Mistletoe
