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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Iceland
8201 Posts

Posted - 12/08/2004 :  11:41:00  Show Profile  Visit Cheeseman1000's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Of course I will, my love.

* sweeps Carolynanna off her feet and carries her back into the house.


"4000 posts I reach/And still not look as good as Dean, hmm?"
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 12/08/2004 :  11:55:39  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
let me just take a wizz before we go

*opens back restroom door*

*KOK is sitting there with some kind of Sasquatch magazine*

OOPS! sorrry man!

*notions to Tre 'let's get out of here'*




*from behind a closed door the feint sound of PsycicTwin's voice saying "this has never happened to me, i swear"*



ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *

1972 Posts

Posted - 12/08/2004 :  12:07:08  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
*wakes up covered in shaving cream and toothpicks with lacy black women's undergarment covering his head*

What the hell?
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *

Canada
2025 Posts

Posted - 12/08/2004 :  12:08:01  Show Profile  Click to see Coldheartofstone's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
*watches the fun from the rafters, because yes, she can fly*

Kittens give Morbo gas
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Posted - 12/08/2004 :  12:08:53  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
who said romance was dead huh?

oh yeah me


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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
6556 Posts

Posted - 12/08/2004 :  12:12:36  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by KimStanleyRobinson

*wakes up covered in shaving cream and toothpicks with lacy black women's undergarment covering his head*




Don't you mean;
*wakes up with stuart's ass hanging precariously close to your nose*?

Ahahahahaha.

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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *

1972 Posts

Posted - 12/08/2004 :  12:13:29  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I thought you were still in the drunk tent, coldheart...

I was gonna crawl back in there, but was worried I might piss somebody off.

Even drunk, I'm a nice guy...or a chickenshit.

*tosses lacy undergarment to coldheart*

Here.
I think these belong to you.
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *

Canada
2025 Posts

Posted - 12/08/2004 :  12:18:11  Show Profile  Click to see Coldheartofstone's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Thanks. I was wondering where those had gone off to. And besides...I can't cover up all my hands are full. What with all of the cigarettes and booze going on...this IS a drunk cave.

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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 12/08/2004 :  12:18:49  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
this is romantic isn't it?

*points out garden and fountains and shit*

*moves in for the kiss, stooping down*

*interrupted by rustling in bushes - sees glowing female figure, tall and curvy*

*thinks to self, "could it really be.. Song Oracle???"*

no way..

*moves back in for kiss*



ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =

Canada
11690 Posts

Posted - 12/08/2004 :  12:25:13  Show Profile  Visit Cult_Of_Frank's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna

quote:
Originally posted by KimStanleyRobinson

*wakes up covered in shaving cream and toothpicks with lacy black women's undergarment covering his head*




Don't you mean;
*wakes up with stuart's ass hanging precariously close to your nose*?

Ahahahahaha.



Hyuk-yuk.

Nope, just yuck!

The Clopster strikes again.


"Join the Cult of Frank 2.0 / And you'll be enlightened (free for 1.x members)"
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Posted - 12/08/2004 :  12:44:54  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
*throws corona at the rustling*

*lights a smoke*

*frowns at floop*

I know where you've been, and I see no mistletoe mister.


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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 12/08/2004 :  12:47:51  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
*swiftly pulls small mistletoe from back pocket, holds over head*

it's right here babe



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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *

Canada
2025 Posts

Posted - 12/08/2004 :  12:48:45  Show Profile  Click to see Coldheartofstone's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
*runs after corona*

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Posted - 12/08/2004 :  12:52:46  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
it was empty coldie, you don't think I'd throw actual booze away do you!

*raises one eyebrow at floop*

Ok then....


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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *

Canada
2025 Posts

Posted - 12/08/2004 :  12:56:32  Show Profile  Click to see Coldheartofstone's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
To the drunk cave!

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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 12/08/2004 :  12:59:49  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
*tre doesn't hear coldie - swept away by the kiss of her lifetime*

[edit]*the kiss of her lifetime and the lifetimes of all women combined*


ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!

Edited by - floop on 12/08/2004 13:06:45
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *

Canada
2025 Posts

Posted - 12/08/2004 :  13:03:31  Show Profile  Click to see Coldheartofstone's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
Oohh...steamy...

Where's Fabio?

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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *

1972 Posts

Posted - 12/08/2004 :  13:25:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
*removes shirt, dons cheesy fabio wig and stupid accent*

Waitink fodr you in dee dronk keeve dahhhhleeng.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 12/08/2004 :  13:32:38  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
*kiss becomes too overwhelmingly for tre. she breaks away*

*think of something to say to break this uncomfortable silence...*


So, you're from England right?




ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
6556 Posts

Posted - 12/08/2004 :  13:42:45  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
This is like a virtual spin the bottle thread.

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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *

Canada
2025 Posts

Posted - 12/08/2004 :  13:44:43  Show Profile  Click to see Coldheartofstone's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by KimStanleyRobinson

*removes shirt, dons cheesy fabio wig and stupid accent*

Waitink fodr you in dee dronk keeve dahhhhleeng.



Oh man...you had me at "waitink"

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Posted - 12/08/2004 :  14:43:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
sorry wuh, blacked out there, strange overwhelming smell of vomit, whaddimiss?


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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 12/08/2004 :  14:48:54  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
did i get any on you? sorry about that



ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
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Posted - 12/08/2004 :  14:56:49  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
It's in my hair floop

*grabs a bottle, lights a smoke, sits in the fountain*




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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 12/08/2004 :  15:04:44  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
we need to get you inside so you don't catch cold. you want me to drive you home? you're in no condition to drive

*turns around to urinate in bushes*



ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
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notkimdeal
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82 Posts

Posted - 12/08/2004 :  15:13:55  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Meanwhile... back under the mistletoe, far from the smell of vomit:

NKD gives big smooches to Dave's legs. NKD, SpeedyM and Dear Dean get a smoochy threesome going and continue plotting NKD's purchase of Saskatchewan. Greg gets many smooches all to himself.
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Canada
6556 Posts

Posted - 12/08/2004 :  15:29:30  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by floop



*turns around to urinate in bushes*




Big no no floop, no public urination around the ladies!

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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 12/08/2004 :  15:35:40  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
*turns around to greet Carolynanna*

Hey, Carolynanna.. is your husband inside?

*large droplets of moisture on sneakers .. belt buckle still dangling*



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Posted - 12/08/2004 :  15:38:11  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
floop I don't want to go until I've seen the moderators making out, go play with carolyn I like it in the fountain


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Posted - 12/08/2004 :  15:44:18  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I can see a very angry husband!
He´s watching...


i've never done good things
i've never done bad things
i never did anything out of the blue

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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 12/08/2004 :  15:57:49  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
when the cat's away the mice will play

*straightens hair, brushes vomit off pant legs, takes big swig from flask*



ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *

1972 Posts

Posted - 12/08/2004 :  16:02:57  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Hey! HEY YOU! YOU WITH THE FLASK!! GIMME THAT BEFORE I...

*interrupted by arms pulling from behind back into drunk tent*


A whole god-damned nation of assholes driving automobiles, eating, having babies, doing everything in the worst way possible, like voting for the presidential candidate who reminded them most of themselves.
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Posted - 12/08/2004 :  16:06:49  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
*splash splash splash*

*flicks lighter*

*flicks lighter again*

*stares at lighter for a second*

*flicks lighter*

*throws stupid broken lighter away*

I need a lighter, and a vodka. Is it time for the drinking games yet?


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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *

1972 Posts

Posted - 12/08/2004 :  16:17:16  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
*walks up to edge fountain with a 5th of Stoli in one hand and a golden Zippo in the other, dry towel from drunk tent over shoulder...fabio wig left behind somewhere...thank god.*

Care to come down out of there and dry off or you just want the drinky drink?

*can hear faint calls from house. It is coldheart...she's calling for someone...can't quite make it out...*
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Posted - 12/08/2004 :  16:23:19  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I'll come out becuase th puke is out of my hair now...

Drinky drink? Can I not just have some vodka?

*cigarette hanging out of mouth waiting for someone to light it*


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