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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
 Posted - 12/08/2004 : 11:41:00
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Of course I will, my love.
* sweeps Carolynanna off her feet and carries her back into the house.
 "4000 posts I reach/And still not look as good as Dean, hmm?" |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 12/08/2004 : 11:55:39
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let me just take a wizz before we go
*opens back restroom door*
*KOK is sitting there with some kind of Sasquatch magazine*
OOPS! sorrry man!
*notions to Tre 'let's get out of here'*
*from behind a closed door the feint sound of PsycicTwin's voice saying "this has never happened to me, i swear"*
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 12/08/2004 : 12:07:08
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*wakes up covered in shaving cream and toothpicks with lacy black women's undergarment covering his head*
What the hell?
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 12/08/2004 : 12:08:01
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*watches the fun from the rafters, because yes, she can fly*
Kittens give Morbo gas |
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Posted - 12/08/2004 : 12:08:53
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who said romance was dead huh?
oh yeah me
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 12/08/2004 : 12:12:36
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quote:
Originally posted by KimStanleyRobinson
*wakes up covered in shaving cream and toothpicks with lacy black women's undergarment covering his head*
Don't you mean;
*wakes up with stuart's ass hanging precariously close to your nose*?
Ahahahahaha.
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Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 12/08/2004 : 12:13:29
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I thought you were still in the drunk tent, coldheart...
I was gonna crawl back in there, but was worried I might piss somebody off.
Even drunk, I'm a nice guy...or a chickenshit.
*tosses lacy undergarment to coldheart*
Here.
I think these belong to you. |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 12/08/2004 : 12:18:11
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Thanks. I was wondering where those had gone off to. And besides...I can't cover up all my hands are full. What with all of the cigarettes and booze going on...this IS a drunk cave.
Kittens give Morbo gas |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 12/08/2004 : 12:18:49
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this is romantic isn't it?
*points out garden and fountains and shit*
*moves in for the kiss, stooping down*
*interrupted by rustling in bushes - sees glowing female figure, tall and curvy*
*thinks to self, "could it really be.. Song Oracle???"*
no way..
*moves back in for kiss*
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11690 Posts |
Posted - 12/08/2004 : 12:25:13
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quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna
quote:
Originally posted by KimStanleyRobinson
*wakes up covered in shaving cream and toothpicks with lacy black women's undergarment covering his head*
Don't you mean;
*wakes up with stuart's ass hanging precariously close to your nose*?
Ahahahahaha.
Hyuk-yuk.
Nope, just yuck!
The Clopster strikes again.
 "Join the Cult of Frank 2.0 / And you'll be enlightened (free for 1.x members)" |
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Posted - 12/08/2004 : 12:44:54
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*throws corona at the rustling*
*lights a smoke*
*frowns at floop*
I know where you've been, and I see no mistletoe mister.
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 12/08/2004 : 12:47:51
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*swiftly pulls small mistletoe from back pocket, holds over head*
it's right here babe
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 12/08/2004 : 12:48:45
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*runs after corona*
Kittens give Morbo gas |
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Posted - 12/08/2004 : 12:52:46
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it was empty coldie, you don't think I'd throw actual booze away do you!
*raises one eyebrow at floop*
Ok then....
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 12/08/2004 : 12:56:32
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To the drunk cave!
Kittens give Morbo gas |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 12/08/2004 : 12:59:49
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*tre doesn't hear coldie - swept away by the kiss of her lifetime*
[edit]*the kiss of her lifetime and the lifetimes of all women combined*
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
Edited by - floop on 12/08/2004 13:06:45 |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 12/08/2004 : 13:03:31
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Oohh...steamy...
Where's Fabio?
Kittens give Morbo gas |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 12/08/2004 : 13:25:14
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*removes shirt, dons cheesy fabio wig and stupid accent*
Waitink fodr you in dee dronk keeve dahhhhleeng. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 12/08/2004 : 13:32:38
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*kiss becomes too overwhelmingly for tre. she breaks away*
*think of something to say to break this uncomfortable silence...*
So, you're from England right?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 12/08/2004 : 13:42:45
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This is like a virtual spin the bottle thread.
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Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 12/08/2004 : 13:44:43
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Originally posted by KimStanleyRobinson
*removes shirt, dons cheesy fabio wig and stupid accent*
Waitink fodr you in dee dronk keeve dahhhhleeng.
Oh man...you had me at "waitink"
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Posted - 12/08/2004 : 14:43:56
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sorry wuh, blacked out there, strange overwhelming smell of vomit, whaddimiss?
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 12/08/2004 : 14:48:54
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did i get any on you? sorry about that
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Posted - 12/08/2004 : 14:56:49
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It's in my hair floop
*grabs a bottle, lights a smoke, sits in the fountain*
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 12/08/2004 : 15:04:44
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we need to get you inside so you don't catch cold. you want me to drive you home? you're in no condition to drive
*turns around to urinate in bushes*
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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notkimdeal
- FB Fan -
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Posted - 12/08/2004 : 15:13:55
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Meanwhile... back under the mistletoe, far from the smell of vomit:
NKD gives big smooches to Dave's legs. NKD, SpeedyM and Dear Dean get a smoochy threesome going and continue plotting NKD's purchase of Saskatchewan. Greg gets many smooches all to himself. |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 12/08/2004 : 15:29:30
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Originally posted by floop
*turns around to urinate in bushes*
Big no no floop, no public urination around the ladies!
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Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 12/08/2004 : 15:35:40
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*turns around to greet Carolynanna*
Hey, Carolynanna.. is your husband inside?
*large droplets of moisture on sneakers .. belt buckle still dangling*
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Posted - 12/08/2004 : 15:38:11
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floop I don't want to go until I've seen the moderators making out, go play with carolyn I like it in the fountain
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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Posted - 12/08/2004 : 15:44:18
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I can see a very angry husband!
He´s watching...
i've never done good things
i've never done bad things
i never did anything out of the blue
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 12/08/2004 : 15:57:49
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when the cat's away the mice will play
*straightens hair, brushes vomit off pant legs, takes big swig from flask*
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 12/08/2004 : 16:02:57
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Hey! HEY YOU! YOU WITH THE FLASK!! GIMME THAT BEFORE I...
*interrupted by arms pulling from behind back into drunk tent*
A whole god-damned nation of assholes driving automobiles, eating, having babies, doing everything in the worst way possible, like voting for the presidential candidate who reminded them most of themselves. |
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Posted - 12/08/2004 : 16:06:49
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*splash splash splash*
*flicks lighter*
*flicks lighter again*
*stares at lighter for a second*
*flicks lighter*
*throws stupid broken lighter away*
I need a lighter, and a vodka. Is it time for the drinking games yet?
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 12/08/2004 : 16:17:16
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*walks up to edge fountain with a 5th of Stoli in one hand and a golden Zippo in the other, dry towel from drunk tent over shoulder...fabio wig left behind somewhere...thank god.*
Care to come down out of there and dry off or you just want the drinky drink?
*can hear faint calls from house. It is coldheart...she's calling for someone...can't quite make it out...* |
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Posted - 12/08/2004 : 16:23:19
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I'll come out becuase th puke is out of my hair now...
Drinky drink? Can I not just have some vodka?
*cigarette hanging out of mouth waiting for someone to light it*
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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