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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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 Posted - 12/09/2004 : 10:10:20
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Clean as a whistle, baby. Carolynanna scrubbed me up good to go.
 "4000 posts I reach/And still not look as good as Dean, hmm?" |
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Posted - 12/09/2004 : 10:15:12
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*throws half empty can beer-can that is devoid of beer but half full of "liquid" at cheeseroo*
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 10:17:24
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Man, who is gonna clean up this place...Not me that's who...I don't want to come across any of Floop's...treats.
Pass me a Bloody Mary.
She was looking like an erotic vulture |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 10:19:51
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Yes MA'AM.
*initiates tonsil probe on NKD*
A whole god-damned nation of assholes driving automobiles, eating, having babies, doing everything in the worst way possible, like voting for the presidential candidate who reminded them most of themselves. |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 10:19:52
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Pass me a Bloody Mary,
I have to think up a good one to tell my husband as to where I've been all night and why there is urine on my shoes and why my hair has been freshly washed...
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Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 10:21:39
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Hmmm...urine and shampoo...a million dollar idea.
Probably not.
She was looking like an erotic vulture |
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Posted - 12/09/2004 : 10:21:53
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I'd love to help clean up, really I would but I'm
a) a guest
b) in a whole world of can't be arsed
c) likely to vomit again
Kathryn can do it, it's her show and she pussied out early.. Whipped everyone up into a strange lesbos frenzy then runs off home for milk and cookies... well I'm not having it damnit it's just not...
*brings a bit of sick up*
*swallows*
on!
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Posted - 12/09/2004 : 10:23:28
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tell him you were doing a yoga position and you lost control of your bladder due to poor pelvic floor issues and you wee'd on your own head!
bloody mary over here floop too
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Edited by - n/a on 12/09/2004 10:24:11 |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 10:25:36
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Make mine with clamato juice, floop my man.
"4000 posts I reach/And still not look as good as Dean, hmm?" |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 10:26:47
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As long as everyone is fine with this strange, filthy love-fest...then me too. Just try not to pee on me.
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 10:28:56
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quote:
Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
Make mine with clamato juice, floop my man.
"4000 posts I reach/And still not look as good as Dean, hmm?"
A Caesar! With Clamato Juice! Yayyyyyyy!
(See everyone I told you that shit was good ;)
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Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 10:31:38
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in my dream version there was Ketel One . looks like all that's left here is Smirnoff.
ok, i'll have one anyway.
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Posted - 12/09/2004 : 10:33:01
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Will someone throw that cheesestick into the fountain he's too bloody chipper.
Lighter? anyone?
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 10:36:03
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quote:
Originally posted by Tre
I'd love to help clean up, really I would but I'm
a) a guest
b) in a whole world of can't be arsed
c) likely to vomit again
Kathryn can do it, it's her show and she pussied out early.. Whipped everyone up into a strange lesbos frenzy then runs off home for milk and cookies... well I'm not having it damnit it's just not...
*brings a bit of sick up*
*swallows*
on!
Frank Black ate my hamster
Yeah, I started a mistletoe thread and what happened?
The usual suspects get good and sloppy but my forum crush never even attempted to smooch me, not even in the sweet chaste way I was hoping for let alone the groping, barfy way that ensued for the rest of the group.
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Edited by - kathryn on 12/09/2004 10:39:38 |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 10:37:46
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Floop make Kathryn a Caesar and give her a kiss already damnit!
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Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 10:38:10
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So, who exactly was your crush?
She was looking like an erotic vulture |
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Posted - 12/09/2004 : 10:38:59
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The barf is nothing to do with me, I'm a good girl I swallowed every time I swear it....
Whose house is this anyway?
AND, maybe if you'd hung around and gotten leery with the rest of us you'd have had a mistletoe related incident. I can't remember if I did or not.. head fuzzy.. did you bring any coffee?
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 10:39:28
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There's no need to get nasty Kathryn.
Can you hand me a glass? and some paper towels
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Posted - 12/09/2004 : 10:40:01
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yeah Kathryn, who you got a crush on huh huh? I'll tell you mine if you tell us yours!
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 10:42:40
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Its this guy's place. I'm sure he doesn't mind.
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 10:43:26
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If I thought it was me I'd have offered, Kathryn, but I'm sure its not. Who would?
Except for Carolyanna.
"4000 posts I reach/And still not look as good as Dean, hmm?" |
Edited by - Cheeseman1000 on 12/09/2004 10:44:33 |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 10:49:09
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I am not getting nasty. I wanted to get, not nasty, but just, you know, smooched -- but in a chaste sweet way as befitting a happily married woman with a perfectly appropriate and chaste secret forum crush.
Here's the glass. And a roll of Bounty. You know, they call floop the quicker picker-upper because he's so quick at picking up women. Thank you, try the veal, I'm here all week.
(Slinks off to find more papertowels.)
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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Posted - 12/09/2004 : 10:50:57
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eurgh, so glad I never went into that room, although for a scrutter he has a nice garden, you think he'll mind about the fountain?
*blows Kathryn a little kiss to cheer up*
*does a sicky hiccup*
*grin*
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 10:56:46
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Prancing fluids! My favorite kind.
Hey, the big blue scissors in that guy's room were kinda scary, eh?
Thanks for the kiss Tre. It means so very much.
*pulls bra straps back in place, shakes hair*
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 11:05:35
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Who invited this guy?
*runs over and plants a big, passionate kiss on kathryn*
Had to do it.
She was looking like an erotic vulture |
Edited by - Coldheartofstone on 12/09/2004 11:06:10 |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 11:12:25
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Does that jar say "fairy"? Is that a pic from Dame Edna's younger years?
I have so many questions, all the better for distracting me that my secret forum crush won't meet me under the mistletoe, though it's good to know that Coldie and Cheeseman love me -- and I love them back!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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Posted - 12/09/2004 : 11:16:36
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*COUGH*
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 11:23:44
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What's that annoying noise? Sounds like a mosquito buzzing around. Like
an annoyi ---
*gets kicked in back of the knees by Tre*
*falls down*
*is handed a note by Tre. Through blurry eyes reads: Enough
already about secret crushes! Shut it!
*coughs uncontrollably*
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Posted - 12/09/2004 : 11:29:11
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Tell us Kathryn, who´s your secret forum crush? I didn´t knew you had one...does everybody have a secret like that too?
Maybe you started this thread just to give the guy a big kiss...
i've never done good things
i've never done bad things
i never did anything out of the blue
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Posted - 12/09/2004 : 11:30:14
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Sorry, just can´t shut my mouth, you know how women are curious!
i've never done good things
i've never done bad things
i never did anything out of the blue
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 11:35:47
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*in a Montgomery Burns voice*
Exactly!
My plan in coming along as expected, Smithers.
*twiddles fingers together*
Um, actually, it's not.
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 11:41:41
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Okay I thought it was floop but hmmm who could it be???
How about everyone kisses Kathryn until we find out.
I'll go first, big big smackers :)
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Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 11:44:06
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Ooh! Me next! I definitely approve of the mistletoe tradition.
Especially on the morning after the night before.
* plants a wet, sloppy one right on Kathryn's lips*
Mwah!
"4000 posts I reach/And still not look as good as Dean, hmm?" |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 12/09/2004 : 11:44:24
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*smooch!*
But I know it ain't me. |
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Posted - 12/09/2004 : 11:44:35
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(I know who it isss.... I know who it isss.....)
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The Official Forum Mistletoe
