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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
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 Posted - 02/11/2005 : 10:21:29
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Originally posted by The King Of Karaoke
Can I piss on his head?
yes you may
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 02/11/2005 : 11:13:24
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Why would God want people to do pushups?
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 02/11/2005 : 11:15:14
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don't question him.
now drop and give me 500!
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 02/11/2005 : 12:45:52
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Who died and made you God's mouthpiece?
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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stymie
= Cult of Ray =
385 Posts |
Posted - 02/11/2005 : 12:59:16
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/11/2005 : 13:07:50
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Dear Father Floop
Please tell the group what stymie's sin was. It sound interesting.
Thanks.
Signed
Nothing To See Here, Move Along
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Posted - 02/11/2005 : 13:12:16
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You curious girl, that is a sin you know?
Curiosity killed the cat!
So this is for when you're feeling happy again
And this is for when you're feeling sad
And this is for when you feel...
Something
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 02/11/2005 : 13:15:31
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And we all know cats are notorious sinners!
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 02/11/2005 : 13:21:30
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quote:
Originally posted by VoVat
Who died and made you God's mouthpiece?
"Reunion? Shit union!"
um.... Jesus? heard of him?
finish your push ups
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/11/2005 : 13:29:23
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Dear Father Floop
What is in store for you and your ministry given the inevitable
final demise of the Pope? With all due respect, the old guy's not
lookin' too good. Will you still keep your gig when he's gone?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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Posted - 03/07/2005 : 00:19:46
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Dear Father Floop,
No, I have NO sins to confess, but it's better that this thread stays around.
Well, I lie sometimes, but who doesn't?
Have you heard
The days are getting shorter?
What will you do when your suntan is faded and the summer's gone?
Do you feel afraid? |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/07/2005 : 12:26:14
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Oooh, I'm glad this thread's back, Rita.
This may not be a sin but I was a total pig over the
weekend. Wait, isn't that an actual sin? Gluttony.
Literally set in stone, a real sin. I drank way too
much and ate weird stuff, like blue-cheese potato chips, which sound gross but are surprisingly good. My friend came over and
made deeeeelicious scones and I ate more than one. I swam a bunch and walked but basically it was The Weekend Of Food. Now it's Monday and I look back on my behavior with concern.
I'm not a food-issued person (they annoy me) but I feel gross.
Please don't recommend vomiting as penance.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 03/09/2005 : 18:11:18
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THIS thread is back? Come on, people, stop sinning! Does Jesus need to die on ANOTHER cross?
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/09/2005 : 18:15:31
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Originally posted by kathryn
Oooh, I'm glad this thread's back, Rita.
This may not be a sin but I was a total pig over the
weekend. Wait, isn't that an actual sin? Gluttony.
Literally set in stone, a real sin. I drank way too
much and ate weird stuff, like blue-cheese potato chips, which sound gross but are surprisingly good. My friend came over and
made deeeeelicious scones and I ate more than one. I swam a bunch and walked but basically it was The Weekend Of Food. Now it's Monday and I look back on my behavior with concern.
I'm not a food-issued person (they annoy me) but I feel gross.
Please don't recommend vomiting as penance.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
i recommend vomiting
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 03/09/2005 : 19:06:20
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"If we're all God's children, then what's so special about Jesus?"
-the guy in starmekitten's sig.
What sin?
I am reading The DaVinci Code.
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 03/09/2005 : 19:44:06
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Well, see, Jesus is God in the flesh. Because apparently He fathered Himself. Figure THAT one out.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 03/09/2005 : 20:03:44
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Dear Father Floop,
I tea-bag'd a certain forum member's mother and I'm feeling guilty about it because I don't know how to tell this member about the interaction or tell this member's mother that I don't want a committment, just a casual semi-relationship.
What should I do? Please help me.
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronken. |
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ccuadros
* Dog in the Sand *
Chile
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Posted - 03/09/2005 : 20:07:04
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jimmy
= Cult of Ray =
USA
876 Posts |
Posted - 03/09/2005 : 22:42:52
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I returned a Christmas present for money to buy dope.
And I'd do it again.
I said, "You have no hard-on till that aching fills your chest"/ Good-bye Lorraine |
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Monsieur
* Dog in the Sand *
France
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Posted - 03/09/2005 : 23:45:50
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Bless me father, for I have sinned.
I had sexual intercourse with an animal.
I just couldn't resist, that zebra looked so sexy, and she was really, you know, provocating me. Her eyes were begging for it.
I realize what I have done, and I regret my moment of weakness. I will never go to the zoo again.
Father Floop, what should I do? I need your help.
I will show you fear in a handful of dust |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 03:12:49
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Originally posted by Monsieur
I had sexual intercourse with an animal.
I just couldn't resist, that zebra looked so sexy, and she was really, you know, provocating me. Her eyes were begging for it.
I will show you fear in a handful of dust
So not only did you fuck a zebra, but you fucked it's eyes!!?? |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 11:00:17
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Dear Father Floop
Is it sin if you're doing it out of boredom?
Thanks
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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BLT
> Teenager of the Year <
South Sandwich Islands
4204 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 11:06:49
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I peed in the sink.
 "Enlist in the Cult of Abe and attire oneself as seven score years ago" |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 11:11:39
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Jimmy - i don't blame you
monsieur - i don't blame you
kathryn - i don't blame you
blt - i do it all the time
lbf - you are beyond help
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Posted - 03/10/2005 : 12:32:48
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
Dear Father Floop
Is it sin if you're doing it out of boredom?
Thanks
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
Why did I just read bedroom?
Is that a sin?
I've better get some sleep
If you want something don't ask for nothing
if you want nothing don't ask for something! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 12:36:53
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Don't mind me. I just popped in here to see
if anybody's confessed to deleting the calendar
thread. I'll just sit here quietly by the confessional
and maybe I'll hear something.....
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Posted - 03/10/2005 : 12:49:02
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May I sit by your side? I'll wait here too, if I fall asleep, please wake me up...
If you want something don't ask for nothing
if you want nothing don't ask for something! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 17:11:08
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Rita, stop snoring. YOu're making too much noise.
We'll be discovered.
Shhh, I said!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 03/10/2005 : 17:42:15
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I confess! I'm the one who set cats and dogs against each other!
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/11/2005 : 11:42:51
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Cats win! |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 03/12/2005 : 13:05:02
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Well, I AM responsible for the pot calling the kettle black.
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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Posted - 03/12/2005 : 13:11:08
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I've done a terrible thing today, I ate Pork...
Please father floop, tell me what shall I do to get over this.
If you want something don't ask for nothing
if you want nothing don't ask for something! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/27/2005 : 19:32:11
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Dear Father Floop
I am not here to confess any sins but rather to seek advice. I don't know where else to turn.
I face a potentially moral situation and need your sage guidance.
About six months ago, a family member started dating, via craigslist, a guy she spoke of in glowing terms. A couple of weeks into it, she mentions that Prince Charming is someone that Mr. Kathryn and I went to college with. My husband and I were in shock because she is so wonderful and this guy was a jerk in college and, by all accounts from our college friends, hasn't changed one bit. We assumed she'd figure it out for herself and dump his alcoholic ass. Tonight she announced all dewey-eyed that they're getting hitched. She even emailed a photo of them with her flashing the rock. I know we should butt the hell out, but, jeez, this is Brad who streaked during the football games. No good can come of this. Plus, I cannot be at the wedding of the Neanderthal who brutally hazed all the underclassmen pledges.
Is silence a sin? Or do I face a moral obligation to tell her to reconsider?
Thank you and please don't make me confess my actual sins.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
2792 Posts |
Posted - 09/27/2005 : 22:19:13
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
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Posted - 09/28/2005 : 00:22:06
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I was going to post something, but you're all going to hate me, so better not.
And all the drugs that I don't have the guts to take
To soothe my mind so I'm always sober
Always aching, always heading towards
Mass suicide, occult figurines
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