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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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 Posted - 09/28/2005 : 04:06:03
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Get back here, Xavi! 
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
2792 Posts |
Posted - 09/28/2005 : 07:53:35
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yeah, make us hate you.
"You're constantly in a state of becoming" |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 09/28/2005 : 08:58:43
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Originally posted by kathryn
Dear Father Floop
I am not here to confess any sins but rather to seek advice. I don't know where else to turn.
I face a potentially moral situation and need your sage guidance.
About six months ago, a family member started dating, via craigslist, a guy she spoke of in glowing terms. A couple of weeks into it, she mentions that Prince Charming is someone that Mr. Kathryn and I went to college with. My husband and I were in shock because she is so wonderful and this guy was a jerk in college and, by all accounts from our college friends, hasn't changed one bit. We assumed she'd figure it out for herself and dump his alcoholic ass. Tonight she announced all dewey-eyed that they're getting hitched. She even emailed a photo of them with her flashing the rock. I know we should butt the hell out, but, jeez, this is Brad who streaked during the football games. No good can come of this. Plus, I cannot be at the wedding of the Neanderthal who brutally hazed all the underclassmen pledges.
Is silence a sin? Or do I face a moral obligation to tell her to reconsider?
Thank you and please don't make me confess my actual sins.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
i'm not sure i understand. are you implying that there's something wrong with streaking and hazing underclassmen? |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 09/28/2005 : 09:04:23
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I won't tell. Sorry, but it's terrible, terrible. I'm going straight to hell.
And all the drugs that I don't have the guts to take
To soothe my mind so I'm always sober
Always aching, always heading towards
Mass suicide, occult figurines
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 09/28/2005 : 09:07:07
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Originally posted by whoreatthedoor
I won't tell. Sorry, but it's terrible, terrible. I'm going straight to hell.
is it worse than the time you threw that axe at a chicken? |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 09/28/2005 : 09:14:59
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It's very close to that, actually. But even more horrible.
And all the drugs that I don't have the guts to take
To soothe my mind so I'm always sober
Always aching, always heading towards
Mass suicide, occult figurines
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 09/28/2005 : 09:17:41
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/28/2005 : 10:08:08
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Did you trash your porn again before sending it to me, Xavi?
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/28/2005 : 11:50:14
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Maybe he threw porn at a cat.
Is it a sin to have hoped that this thread would never be revived?
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 09/28/2005 : 12:19:18
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You're getting too much closer to the truth. Damn you! Don't make me remember!
And all the drugs that I don't have the guts to take
To soothe my mind so I'm always sober
Always aching, always heading towards
Mass suicide, occult figurines
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 09/28/2005 : 12:20:23
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I'm now more intrigued than ever.
Fire made it good. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 09/28/2005 : 13:24:41
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/28/2005 : 13:44:51
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ew
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 09/28/2005 : 13:45:49
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| and an axe? |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/28/2005 : 14:31:32
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Dear Father Floop
Now I do have a sin to confess. I lied. That's a sin, right? I told Broken Face that I would listen to nothing but Bob Mould on my way from the Interpol show to the Pixies show later this week. Yet I just added to my road trip music selection a shitload of Donna Summer songs.
How do I repent for this lie?
Thanks. You're so wise.
Kathryn
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 09/28/2005 : 14:35:37
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Edited by - darwin on 09/28/2005 14:39:25 |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 09/28/2005 : 14:38:19
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I'm dreading Denis' opinion on the subject...
Ooh, he's got an arm off! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/28/2005 : 14:39:36
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I'm listening to "Dim all the lights" right now...
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 09/28/2005 : 21:32:06
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 09/28/2005 : 21:34:15
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Damn, I was hoping for some penance, is that what it's called?
Damn. Well, thanks anyhoo.
Sometimes, no matter how shitty things get, you have to just do a little dance. - Frank
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7443 Posts |
Posted - 09/29/2005 : 00:07:17
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Originally posted by Cheeseman1000
I'm dreading Denis' opinion on the subject...
Well Mr Cheese-who-know-me-so-well, you'll learn that I Feel Love is my absolute favorite song ever. Love To Love You Baby comes close too.
(I have to admit though that I don't know much about her apart from the singles.)
Denis
"We brush our teeth with tequila." - Guitar Wolf |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 09/30/2005 : 05:28:57
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Despite having the recipe for the lamb okra dumpling soup type stew right next to my ibook at home I've still not typed it up and sent it to Cheeseman.
Fire made it good. |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 09/30/2005 : 06:38:46
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That's okay, he wouldn't actually cook it anyway...
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Don't believe the hype. |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 09/30/2005 : 07:01:27
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confess, confess... I have uttered many swear words today
many many swear words |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/30/2005 : 11:23:53
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I force-fed Donna Summer some lamb okra dumpling soup with an axe, and then made some porn out of it. Is that a sin?
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 09/30/2005 : 12:21:33
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quote:
Originally posted by VoVat
I force-fed Donna Summer some lamb okra dumpling soup with an axe, and then made some porn out of it. Is that a sin?
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied.
let me check my records |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
5305 Posts |
Posted - 09/30/2005 : 23:44:26
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quote:
Originally posted by VoVat
I force-fed Donna Summer some lamb okra dumpling soup with an axe, and then made some porn out of it. Is that a sin?
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied.
ok that almost made me spit the water that I was drinking onto my computer. That would have been a sin. 
"I ain't goin to be what I ain't" |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 10/01/2005 : 05:58:22
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Originally posted by Carolynanna
That's okay, he wouldn't actually cook it anyway...
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Don't believe the hype.
I am utterly shocked and appalled by the suggestion. After I made some good humous and a foul tomato based drink as well!
Ooh, he's got an arm off! |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5155 Posts |
Posted - 10/01/2005 : 06:14:50
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i confess that lately i have not listened to a frank black record straight through. at least 2 weeks. for my penance i will listen to devil's workshop this afternoon.
-Brian
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 10/01/2005 : 06:49:25
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Could you really atone for sin by listening to something with "Devil" in the title? Sounds a bit wrong to me.
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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Suicide_Samurai
= Cult of Ray =
United Kingdom
431 Posts |
Posted - 10/01/2005 : 08:23:41
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 10/01/2005 : 13:28:21
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Which devil, you mean?
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 11/02/2005 : 18:18:12
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Dear Father Floop
I ate all of my kid's Halloween candy. How do I repent? Please don't mention vomiting.
Sincerely, Barfy
When we walked through Little Italy I saw my reflection come right off your face
I paint pictures to remember, you're too beautiful to put into words
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 11/02/2005 : 19:38:38
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| for penance i demand that you take your kid to chuck e cheese and and eat a bunch of their shitty pizza |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 11/02/2005 : 19:39:39
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quote:
Originally posted by Broken Face
i confess that lately i have not listened to a frank black record straight through. at least 2 weeks. for my penance i will listen to devil's workshop this afternoon.
i decide your penance.
you must listen to Honeycomb on repeat 10 times, followed by the entire Wilco discography |
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Confess Your Sins
