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floop
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Mexico
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 Posted - 12/07/2004 : 13:56:35
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mun chien,
that Ikea stuff can be a bitch to put together. so many times i've bought something there and then i'm like "why the fuck did i buy this?" 1 hail mary.
lust: embarassingly, i can relate. this new girl moved into my apartment complex two doors down. japanese. VERY cute. what was that about covering thy neighbor?
i don't understand the drink thing. what do you mean you "downsize"? if that means getting free alcohol i'm not sure there's a sin there.
the rest of the stuff.. give me 20 push ups (or 10 hail marys) and you're good to go
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =
Italy
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Posted - 12/07/2004 : 15:18:29
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can i give you 30 hail hitlers istead? i was never good at religious stuff let alone gymnastics. and downsize stands for paying less drinks than those ordered. i like to drink AND offer (and i drink and offer a lot) but not always i can afford it. creative finance and a barman as a complice is the solution i guess. but it's for a good cause. me getting laid. heh.
 join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
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Posted - 12/08/2004 : 07:07:21
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<taps foot impatiently>
I'm going to hell floop
I'm going to hell floop and it's all your fault
I'm going to hell floop to see the devil
I'm close to the devil too
as in wink wink nudge nudge close
I'm going to hell to see the devil and I'm getting him drunk
I'm going to partner up
And come back
and rain FIRE AND BRIMSTONE on your ass if you don't absolve me soon.
Also, keep in mind I don't know what brimstone means so I'm imagining it as hot sharp pointy rocks, I'm going to rain those down on you.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 12/08/2004 : 07:38:55
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only you can save yourself tre. you still haven't told me what kind of lewd thoughts you've been having. in detail.
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Posted - 12/08/2004 : 08:00:09
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ah screw it, who wants to be pure anyway.. I shall work on conversion and temptation instead.
So Father flooper-trooper, want to come over to the dark side? We got all the tasty food, good drink, loud music and many *many* sinful women over here...
Rock and Roll belongs to us
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 12/11/2004 : 11:34:01
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There IS Daily Show slash?
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"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan
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Oh yeah. It's not necessarily good, but it's around.
I guess there's slash for everything, if you look hard enough. I'm not sure I want to know if there's Frank or Pixies slash.
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lust: embarassingly, i can relate. this new girl moved into my apartment complex two doors down. japanese. VERY cute. what was that about covering thy neighbor?
I thought it was coveting thy neighbor's wife. Is she married? <g>
And Tre, I think "brimstone" is another name for sulfur.
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Surfer Rosa
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Posted - 12/11/2004 : 15:16:49
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Originally posted by Tre
ah screw it, who wants to be pure anyway.. I shall work on conversion and temptation instead.
So Father flooper-trooper, want to come over to the dark side? We got all the tasty food, good drink, loud music and many *many* sinful women over here...
Rock and Roll belongs to us
Frank Black ate my hamster
You got me Tre - I'm definitely going to hell and you're sure making it sound fun. I'll tell you ALL my sins if you promise there are sinful men too.
I thought I could see the light at the end of the tunnel, but it was
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Posted - 12/11/2004 : 15:34:35
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Oh I promise, they are all very very naughty boys...
Plus I predict we'll have Floop over to our side soon enough
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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Surfer Rosa
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Posted - 12/12/2004 : 02:23:23
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Whoohoo! If your eight ball says I'm going to get caught then I might as well go down in style!
I thought I could see the light at the end of the tunnel, but it was
just some b*stard with a torch, bringing me more work. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 01/11/2005 : 14:27:14
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you can never have too many advice threads, can you?
don't answer that.
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
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Posted - 01/11/2005 : 14:44:40
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Awww, I miss Surfer. I wonder how she is going on in the US. Any of you Yanks seen her blaze a trail through your city yet?
I spent a lifespan with no cellmate |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 01/11/2005 : 14:46:36
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i feel bad that she came during some of the worst weather
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 01/11/2005 : 14:53:31
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Don't worry, she'll be causing enough havoc indoors. Seriously, you can add a tornado to your bad weather now that she is there.
I spent a lifespan with no cellmate |
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Posted - 01/11/2005 : 15:33:47
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Father floop.
uhh, I lied
Forgive me Father [Floop] for I have sinned."
I said the word 'fuck' gratuitously."
Er... [giggles] I lied
That's about all
oh oh one thing I keep thinking I'm a randy goat, fucking everyone. Ha ha ha. baaaaaa
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
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Posted - 01/11/2005 : 15:55:29
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Well that does tie in with wanting to see Dean fuck a goat.
Could this mean you want to.................surely not.
I spent a lifespan with no cellmate |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 01/12/2005 : 11:56:02
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Dear Father Floop
I am not sure if this counts as a sin but I started
an Ask Floop Thread and I am not sure that
Floop The Advice Columnist really wanted such a thread.
What should I do for penance? And how does it feel
to have so many personalities?
Signed
Shoudda Thought Before I Posted
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 02/10/2005 : 16:23:00
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Father Floop,
today i "borrowed" one of the hot sauce bottles to take with my to-go burrito at Baja Fresh©. please forgive me.
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 02/10/2005 : 16:31:22
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Dear Father Floop
How can you be in both the confessional booth and the priest's booth
simultaneously?
Is this what Kittie and Dayanara are talking about when they say there is
such a thing as the male multiple orgasm.
Signed
No Sins Here
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 02/10/2005 : 16:32:08
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Floop,
you must order lunch there at least once a month for the rest of the year. either the Burrito Ultimo™ or the Tres Tacos Platter ™
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 02/10/2005 : 16:32:56
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Yes Father..
I will obey
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Posted - 02/10/2005 : 16:37:52
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Dear father floop,
I have a confession to make, but how can I trust a father with double personality?
So this is for when you're feeling happy again
And this is for when you're feeling sad
And this is for when you feel...
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 02/10/2005 : 16:39:45
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just trust us
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Posted - 02/10/2005 : 16:41:25
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So here it goes,
Today I ate so much dark chocolate, I drunk so much coffee and smoked so many cigarrettes...that I'm already feeling bad.
So this is for when you're feeling happy again
And this is for when you're feeling sad
And this is for when you feel...
Something
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 02/10/2005 : 16:44:23
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none of those things fall under "sin" for this priest.
have another smoke. and have one for me, since i can't right now
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Posted - 02/10/2005 : 16:45:52
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That sounds good, one for me and another for the father. I'll do this more...
So this is for when you're feeling happy again
And this is for when you're feeling sad
And this is for when you feel...
Something
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 02/10/2005 : 16:46:59
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bless you child
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/10/2005 : 17:22:44
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Kathryn get back in here. You haven't finished.
Love, love, my season |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 02/10/2005 : 18:45:05
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I have a confession to make, but how can I trust a father with double personality?
Well, doesn't God have a TRIPLE personality?
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
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Posted - 02/10/2005 : 20:11:28
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I confess for not having a new sin to confess.  |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 02/10/2005 : 20:53:09
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quote:
Originally posted by Daisy Girl
I confess for not having a new sin to confess.
500 push-ups. on your knuckles
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/11/2005 : 05:38:47
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Ouch! I rememeber having to do them at Chinese kickboxing. Not nice, escpecially on really rough carpet. The skin was red raw after those.
Love, love, my season |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 02/11/2005 : 09:03:28
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Do I have original sin? If so, should I sell it on eBay, since it is original and all?
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 02/11/2005 : 09:21:09
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I cheated on my mix comp cd swap thing again.
I'd be safe and warm if I was in L.A
California Dreamin' on such a winter's day
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 02/11/2005 : 10:13:46
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quote:
Originally posted by VoVat
Do I have original sin? If so, should I sell it on eBay, since it is original and all?
"Reunion? Shit union!"
that joke was a sin. 500 push ups, on your knuckles.
on the cement
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
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Posted - 02/11/2005 : 10:19:05
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I second that!
Can I piss on his head?
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