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frank black conspiracy
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 Posted - 12/01/2004 : 16:33:59
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Sorry Father Floop, but fuck that! Just finished doing 12. It's kinda hard when you only got one hand.
I'll take my chances in hell |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
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Posted - 12/01/2004 : 16:49:07
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Originally posted by frank black conspiracy
Sorry Father Floop, but fuck that! Just finished doing 12. It's kinda hard when you only got one hand.
that's no excuse!
that's fine anyway. there's no room for slackers in heaven
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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frank black conspiracy
~ Abstract Brain ~
1126 Posts |
Posted - 12/01/2004 : 17:25:37
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Or dogs. Apparently. What about Lassie?
That sucks! |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
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Posted - 12/01/2004 : 17:31:26
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that's because Lassie was gay (like all dogs)
they frown on that in heaven
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Posted - 12/01/2004 : 17:41:44
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All dogs go to heaven floop
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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frank black conspiracy
~ Abstract Brain ~
1126 Posts |
Posted - 12/01/2004 : 17:51:52
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Originally posted by floop
they frown on that in heaven
What about 'touching' up choir boys? It's been going on for years?
Does God have 24 hour Big Brother on us.
Sick. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 12/01/2004 : 17:53:51
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Originally posted by Tre
All dogs go to heaven floop
Frank Black ate my hamster
i think you've got that confused with cats
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Posted - 12/01/2004 : 17:57:13
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nope, at least when a dog takes a shit on the pavement it's visible none of this covert shitting in my fathers gravel drive and almost hiding it but not enough to stop it getting all over my brand new fucking trainers... little bastards
Devils work
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 12/01/2004 : 18:01:49
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maybe that cat has something against you. and maybe, because of things you may have said about cats, you deserved to step in that cat shit and have it get on your trainers.
just examining possibilities
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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frank black conspiracy
~ Abstract Brain ~
1126 Posts |
Posted - 12/01/2004 : 18:02:29
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Yeah, I put on my headphones one day only to find they'd been pissed on by the cat.
I say get the cats out. Ship the dogs in. Even though I like cats, but fair's fair. They've had heaven for how many years now? I forget. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 12/01/2004 : 18:06:50
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were you thinking evil thoughts about the cat? prior to the headphone pissing
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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notkimdeal
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Posted - 12/01/2004 : 18:07:05
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Heaven would not technically "be" heaven without the cats so they can never leave. Duh!
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Posted - 12/01/2004 : 18:11:54
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as if further proof were required...
devils work....
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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frank black conspiracy
~ Abstract Brain ~
1126 Posts |
Posted - 12/01/2004 : 18:13:49
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I don't really know much about God and all that baggage that comes with him.
You learn something new every day. Thanks for that notkim(shame)
Cats can stay. |
Edited by - frank black conspiracy on 12/01/2004 18:15:21 |
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frank black conspiracy
~ Abstract Brain ~
1126 Posts |
Posted - 12/01/2004 : 18:17:45
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But then I see this.
Bloody hell Tre. Is that bottom one real? Is it a man or woman? W'oh. |
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Posted - 12/01/2004 : 18:29:59
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It's real, it's a he, it's so wrong.
Cats did this
Devils work
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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frank black conspiracy
~ Abstract Brain ~
1126 Posts |
Posted - 12/01/2004 : 18:38:21
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Will he do that to me? I mean, the Devil?
I couldn't do my push-ups. I tried. |
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
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Posted - 12/02/2004 : 06:57:07
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hey, there aint nothing devilish about cats...well, there is, but in a good way
Now I do as I please and lie through my teeth. Someone might get hurt but it won't be me. I should probably feel cheap but I just feel free and a little bit empty. No it isn't so hard to get close to me. There will be no arguments. We will always agree. And I will try and be kind when I ask you to leave. We will both take it easy. But if you stay too long inside my memory, I will trap you in a song tied to a melody and I will keep you there so you can't bother me. |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 12/02/2004 : 12:36:48
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Father Floop,
I once heard Father Gudio Sarducci say that hell is just like here but that dogs whistle. Is this true? |
Edited by - darwin on 12/02/2004 13:34:25 |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2004 : 13:24:45
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Father floop,
I went to see the Killers last night, got a little blotto and got the band members to sign my...umm...cleavage. I know I'm a bad girl.
Kittens give Morbo gas |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2004 : 13:42:00
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darwin i don't know what they've got going on down there. but i can tell you you won't find any dogs in heaven. that is a promise.
coldheartofstone if you let me sign your cleavage too i'll let you off with 5 hail mary's (and a spanking of course)
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2004 : 13:43:13
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Let's just make it 5 spankings and be done with it.
Kittens give Morbo gas |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 12/02/2004 : 15:45:51
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Father floop, I let Coldheartofstone sign my cleavage also, may I have a spank (not from you).
 "4000 posts I reach/And still not look as good as Dean, hmm?" |
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frank black conspiracy
~ Abstract Brain ~
1126 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2004 : 16:16:45
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quote:
Originally posted by Coldheartofstone
Father floop,
I went to see the Killers last night, got a little blotto and got the band members to sign my...umm...cleavage. I know I'm a bad girl.
Confession for cleavage signing or for seeing the Killers?
Are they the band that sings 'your boyfriend looks like my girlfriend' or something similar? |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 12/02/2004 : 16:20:59
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No, it's confession for getting a little blotto.
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan |
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
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Posted - 12/02/2004 : 18:54:54
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Please forgive me father for I have sinned, I think. Maybe.
1.)I posted pictures of crusty balls, discussed crusty balls at length, and linked to some hairless crusty balls covered with a hideous dragon tattoo. The Lord rose up in anger and smote my computer. Now I cannot escape the transcontinental reach of Tre's kitty. What can I do?
2.)I cannot stop reading Daily Show slash fiction. Should I join Betty (Betty) in rehab?
The stage divides us/He is on one side of it/I am far away - Frank haiku |
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Posted - 12/02/2004 : 19:49:59
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Father Floop, because I am yet to be absolved I cannot sleep, it's nearly 4am! This is silly!
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 12/05/2004 : 19:25:46
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There IS Daily Show slash?
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan |
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dayanara
* Dog in the Sand *
Australia
1811 Posts |
Posted - 12/05/2004 : 19:50:11
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Originally posted by VoVat
There IS Daily Show slash?
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan
Oh yeah. It's not necessarily good, but it's around.
The stage divides us/He is on one side of it/I am far away - Frank haiku |
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frank black conspiracy
~ Abstract Brain ~
1126 Posts |
Posted - 12/07/2004 : 06:24:40
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Originally posted by floop
there's no room for slackers in heaven
Father Floop, over the past few days things have happened to me I wished hadn't, and so I've found myself asking "What have I done to deserve this?".
I found my answer in your words.
With my one hand I managed to complete my push-ups and some for the error of my ways. I've seen what the devils work can do to a man, so I ask for your forgiveness. I don't want to be a slacker no more.
Of 5000 posts to the masses, is there one reserved for me? |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 12/07/2004 : 07:26:51
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hey, i would have still let you in heaven FBC. but i'm glad you did your push ups. exercise is important
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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frank black conspiracy
~ Abstract Brain ~
1126 Posts |
Posted - 12/07/2004 : 07:54:03
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Thankyou floop.
the weight has lifted already.
5000 posts, I aspire to be like you.
Long live the floop and forum.
You're one and the same. |
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =
Italy
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Posted - 12/07/2004 : 09:12:35
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Some of my latest sin achievements:
Pride: i'm extremely proud of my computer skills and i treated badly a guy that lives next door and came to me asking for help installing a printer on his new computer. his first question was:"what is a floppy drive" and i replied that he doesn't have the right to own a state of the art laptop.
Avarice: i always downsize the amount of my drinks in the bar i usually hang out were they trust me, and i intend to continue until they find out about my scum
Envy: i envy my neighbours' 12year son for already having a copy of GTA st andreas
Wrath: i got pissed of with my gf for speaking to her ex
Lust: too much typing here
Gluttony: same as above. if new sins count i'm a convulsive downloader. i dl whatever comes across my mouse. at least i did before i trashed my descktop pc.
Sloth: i said to my gf that i had to study istead of helping her assembling her new ikea library.
 join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
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Posted - 12/07/2004 : 09:22:21
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Mun Chien, You´re a big sinner, we must be carefull... I wonder what Floop will do so that you can be redeemed!
i've never done good things
i've never done bad things
i never did anything out of the blue
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mun chien andalusia
= Quote Accumulator =
Italy
2139 Posts |
Posted - 12/07/2004 : 09:31:24
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i don't know but if it involves spanking i will sin again (unless kicking somebody in the nuts isn't a sin, in that case i will not have one more thing to worry about in my run to heaven)
join the cult of errol\and you can have a beer\without having to quit smoking
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Confess Your Sins
