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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
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 Posted - 11/23/2004 : 21:07:07
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my son:
1) we've all questioned his existence. but you can't deny the scripture (bfro.net). whenever you are in doubt, open your heart, and your browser and faith will come.
2) are they hot? need more information please.
2a) you are hereby absolved of 2a as long as you promise you have never used Jergens® Soft Shimmer™ brand moisturizer. that is unabsolvable..
dayana - i was addressing nonkimdeal.
i don't have anything down here about bathing suits
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 11/23/2004 : 21:33:33
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Are they hot???
You tell me.
That's what I'm talking about.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 11/23/2004 : 21:40:14
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i'm going to have to make an exception to the "confidentiality agreement" and refer you to a professional. this is out of my area i'm afraid.
god help you son
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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LBF1976
= Cult of Ray =
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Posted - 11/24/2004 : 00:05:48
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Father Floop,
I like to put mayonaise on my nuts, please help
Floops quesedillas zijn te vergelijken met het likken van fatsige Albert's aars nadat hij een fles laxeermiddel heeft leeggedronken. |
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notkimdeal
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Posted - 11/24/2004 : 13:33:59
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 11/24/2004 : 13:40:41
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quote:
Originally posted by notkimdeal
I don't need your absolution but I'll take the spanking.
now you're talking.
LBF, nothing to worry about. putting mayo on your sack is a natural instinct that we all share. am i right fellas?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
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Posted - 11/24/2004 : 20:19:35
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Thanks Tre you're sweet too :)
Ok Floop here's an old sin. In college, I was at a party with a bunch of my guy friends. Anyway we used to dare each other to do things... and one of my guy friends was like I will give you five bucks if you take your shirt off. I was like, as long as I can keep my bra on. He's like cool.
So I unbutton the top of my dress and just sit there and not too many people notice b/c everyone's so f*'d up. Then some how I dared my friend to strip down to his boxers... and then he does... still not much going on.
Then these dudes notice... and they strip down to nothing... then this girl starts trying to rip off my bra. then the guys having the party call the cops b/c it's turning into an orgy. i felt so bad but my friend that stripped down to his boxers and I bolted... we didn't get busted which was good b/c we weren't 21. I felt so bad because I found out after the fact that the police busted the guys who lived at the house and one of them I found out later was my friend's older brother. I felt like crap and I never thought that dare would cause a riot.
Today....
I screamed cuss words in my head at my computer at work as it was crashing all the time and as a result the problems gave me a late start to the weekend.
I committed gluttony... my husband and I used a gift certificate to a local restaunt and it was good. Too good and I feel bad b/c I ate red meat for the first time in a long time and actually liked it.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 11/24/2004 : 20:41:30
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and.. which part of that is a "sin"?
(what kind or person calls the police because an orgy is breaking out at his party?)
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
5305 Posts |
Posted - 11/24/2004 : 21:05:36
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hehe... i guess what i condider a sin is what i feel guilty for after. something that most of the time, i wish i would have handled differently. it's not a traditional definition, but i guess the way i see it, there is a reason that i feel guilty for not handling it better.
http://www.campervanbeethoven.com/gearstolen/ |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 11/25/2004 : 09:50:53
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I actually have been watching this season's Survivor, enough said.
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Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 11/25/2004 : 10:00:46
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 11/25/2004 : 10:04:17
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~
Spain
2674 Posts |
Posted - 11/25/2004 : 12:00:12
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SINS, Alicia.
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Maze rats dreamed of mazes, according to the latest studies. Maze rat scientists dreamed of rats. I was dreaming of cheese. |
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~
Spain
2674 Posts |
Posted - 11/25/2004 : 12:09:06
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Eh Floop, I wrote in caps.
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Maze rats dreamed of mazes, according to the latest studies. Maze rat scientists dreamed of rats. I was dreaming of cheese. |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
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Posted - 11/25/2004 : 19:44:15
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Well what is a real "Sin" then ? 
I heard a rerun of a story on NPR a couple weekends ago. It was about a confession line. People would call in and you could listen to their confessions. One was of a man who confessed as a little kid he smothered his sister to death but never told anyone and no one ever found out. Is that the kind of stuff you're looking for?
http://www.campervanbeethoven.com/gearstolen/ |
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Newo
~ Abstract Brain ~
Spain
2674 Posts |
Posted - 11/26/2004 : 04:23:30
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"And by sin I mean fun, harmless."
-Sam Lipsyte
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Maze rats dreamed of mazes, according to the latest studies. Maze rat scientists dreamed of rats. I was dreaming of cheese. |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 11/26/2004 : 23:34:41
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What about original sin? Do we have to worry about that?
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 11/27/2004 : 00:02:05
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Originally posted by VoVat
What about original sin? Do we have to worry about that?
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan
Vovat, these recent attempts at humor are a sin against humanity.
It's time to confess.
Maybe something a little like this:
Vovat - Forgive me father Floop, for cracking crappy jokes.
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 11/27/2004 : 15:13:17
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Since when are bad jokes sinful?
And how does asking about original sin count as joke, whether good or bad?
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 11/29/2004 : 08:27:27
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Vovat, that post in itself was supposed to be a joke.
I guess "crappy joke" is probably the category it would fall under.
Forgive me father Floop for I have once again sinned. I have a habit of telling as many jokes as possible in any given day.
Often times people don't even realize I'm even telling a joke. They just stare and wonder why I'm laughing so hard.
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 11/29/2004 : 10:09:39
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I put a dent/scratch in my brother's car, from the passenger side wing to the back door, as well as totalling the wing mirror.
Forgive me please, and explain how i tell my brother.
"You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?"
"Yes, once..." |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 11/29/2004 : 10:15:25
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it's always best to just tell the truth
unless you don't have enough money to pay for it. then you should just tell him you don't know what happened.
you are absolved!
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 11/29/2004 : 10:16:38
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Sweet
"You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?"
"Yes, once..." |
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Posted - 11/29/2004 : 11:42:27
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I'm still waiting to be absolved here father.
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 11/29/2004 : 12:15:24
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you haven't given proper details on your lewd thoughts young lady.
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 11/29/2004 : 12:17:17
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a moral question:
is it wrong to gamble with unemployment funds if you win?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 11/29/2004 : 12:30:25
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quote:
Originally posted by floop
a moral question:
is it wrong to gamble with unemployment funds if you win?
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee!
Enron did it and lost, but apparently that's not a big sin.
Is it a sin to drink flavored coffee? |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 11/29/2004 : 12:58:34
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depends on what flavor, and how often
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 11/29/2004 : 13:00:03
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hazlenut (sometimes) ok.
any "berry" type: SIN
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Posted - 11/29/2004 : 13:19:28
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booze + coffee = good
cf. irish coffee
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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Posted - 11/30/2004 : 05:40:09
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lewd thoughts, lewd thoughts lets see.....
I'm always thinking about putting people over my knee, thats pretty lewd yes?
am I absolved now?
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 12/01/2004 : 11:32:46
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quote:
Originally posted by Tre
am I absolved now?
no
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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frank black conspiracy
~ Abstract Brain ~
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Posted - 12/01/2004 : 13:28:01
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Father Floop
I borrowed a thead idea ....No. I stole a thread idea from someone else and posted it as my own. Is this a sin?
I feel guilt.
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 12/01/2004 : 13:35:01
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| But he did it for a good cause... |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 12/01/2004 : 15:16:36
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FBC,
for that, give me 20 push ups, on your knuckles (i don't just do that hail mary mumbo jumbo)
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Confess Your Sins
