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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
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 Posted - 11/01/2004 : 10:51:48
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I have the perfect one - Total Eclipse of the Heart by Bonnie Tyler. Beat that for cheesy!
I also love some 80's/90's rap songs like Humpty Dance, Poison (Bel Biv Devoe!), You Say He's Just a Friend, I Got A Man, Push It (Only the sexy people!), etc.
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 11/01/2004 : 10:54:46
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Remember Pass the Dutchie,
damn I love that song!
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Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 11/01/2004 : 10:56:24
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Oh nice. Bonnie Tyler is quality...
How about anything by Dolly Parton? You have to love a bit of 9 to 5.
"You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?"
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 11/01/2004 : 11:04:15
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I think Dolly Parton is fucking brilliant and an amazing songwriter. She doesn't fall into the Cheesy catagory for me. Although 9 to 5 is a bit cheesy.
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 11/01/2004 : 11:07:41
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All I can think of is Jolene Jolene Jolene Joooooleeeeeene, heh.
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Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 11/01/2004 : 11:08:30
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Originally posted by ramona
I think Dolly Parton is fucking brilliant and an amazing songwriter. She doesn't fall into the Cheesy catagory for me. Although 9 to 5 is a bit cheesy.
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Don't worry, I'm with you. The one with the dead children? Classic...
"You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?"
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 11/01/2004 : 13:47:10
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quote:
Originally posted by Carolynanna
All I can think of is Jolene Jolene Jolene Joooooleeeeeene, heh.
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Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
I LOVE that song. Hur-rumph. 
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 11/01/2004 : 13:55:46
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Please don't take my man just because you can...
Its not bad.
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Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
1972 Posts |
Posted - 11/01/2004 : 16:42:49
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"ha, ha ha, haaaaa ha.
I know this.
Much is.
True."
"ha, ha ha, haaaaa ha.
I know this.
Much is...TRUE!!
I bought a ticket to the world, but now I've come back again..."
Hell yeah.
Velveeta.
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Ebb Vicious
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1162 Posts |
Posted - 11/01/2004 : 16:46:24
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jolene is a great song, the white stripes version especially.
sisters of mercy did a cover live but i've never heard it. |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 11/02/2004 : 09:33:16
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Now I've gone from Jolene to Islands in the Stream
which makes me think of Kenny Rogers
which makes me think of
The Gambler!
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Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 11/02/2004 : 09:42:53
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Kenny Rogers is definetly cheesy and Islands in the Stream sucks. I hate that song. Member that show Dolly had in the early 80's? Kenny was on it a lot and they sang that song. Fuck, what WAS that show?
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 11/02/2004 : 09:45:40
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Okay, it was called "Dolly" (strangley enough). God bless IMDB.com
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 11/02/2004 : 09:47:52
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I found one that says it's called Together or Real Love.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0144268/
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 11/02/2004 : 15:39:54
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Dear Ramona, it is with much regret that I must inform you that our own beloved Tre came up with Bonnie Tyler's "Total Eclipse of the Heart" a couple of days ago. (When I say "beloved" I mean it the way you
love a boil that must be lanced, but you get my drift.) Nice try, the ultimate cheeseball song, but you're a wee late. Nonetheless, you rock in your
own cheesy way, Ramona. ;-)
Two more words:
Millie Vanilli.
I'm not saying I liked them, I'm not even sure if that's how they spelled it, but we can't be talking cheesy and omit them!
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 11/02/2004 : 15:42:41
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Tell Laura, I love heeeerrr...
"You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?"
"Yes, once..." |
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Adam
= Cult of Ray =
USA
505 Posts |
Posted - 11/03/2004 : 12:33:34
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What about Ice, Ice, Baby or Can't Touch This. Those two account for my experimental rap phase. I was really into both of them. As for Roxette (a few pages back), I loved those guys back in the their day.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 11/07/2004 : 05:46:58
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I met Vanilla Ice once. He was such an asshole. Plus his little hit was a ripoff of the Bowie/Queen tune Under Pressure.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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billgoodman
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Netherlands
6213 Posts |
Posted - 11/07/2004 : 09:36:51
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quote:
Originally posted by ObfuscateByWill
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
BillGoodman and Obfuscated aren't doing a good job, Rita, because California Girls and Voices Carry aren't horribly embarrassing songs. Nothing cheesy about the Beach Boys or Ms. Mann.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank
Bogus.
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How about, um, "Breakout" by Swing Out Sister
 Take a bite of the chocolate coffin.
California Girls is a beautiful song
but the lyrics are so so so cheesy
come on
I wish they all could be california girls?
what is that?
yes, that's cheesy
but if that's not good enough
did I happen to mention that I have all the queen albums at home
and most of the brian may solo stuff
not all cheesy stuff of course
but some songs do smell like cheese
 "I joined the cult of Jon Tiven/Bye!" |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 11/07/2004 : 10:38:36
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You're saying that Fat Bottomed Girls and other Queen songs
smell like cheese, are you?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 11/07/2004 : 12:30:28
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| Fat Bottomed Girls is a cllllllllaaaaaasssssic not cheese. |
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offerw
* Dog in the Sand *
South Africa
1264 Posts |
Posted - 11/07/2004 : 22:08:33
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Nothing can beat this sick one.
Butterfly Kisses
There's two things I know for sure.
She was sent here from heaven,
and she's daddy's little girl.
As I drop to my knees by her bed at night,
she talks to Jesus, and I close my eyes.
And I thank God for all of the joy in
my life, But most of all, for...
Butterfly kisses after bedtime prayer.
Stickin' little white flowers all up in her hair.
"Walk beside the pony
daddy, it's my first ride."
"I know the cake looks funny,
daddy, but I sure tried."
Oh, with all that I've done wrong,
I must have done something right
To deserve a hug every morning,
And butterfly kisses at night.
Sweet sixteen today,
She's looking like her momma
a little more everyday.
One part woman, the other part girl.
To perfume and makeup,
from ribbons and curls.
Trying her wings out in a great
big world. But I remember...
Butterfly kisses after bedtime prayer.
Stickin' little white flowers all up in her hair.
"You know how much I love you daddy,
But if you don't mind,
I'm only going to kiss you on
the cheek this time."
With all that I've done wrong
I must have done something right.
To deserve her love every morning,
And butterfly kisses at night.
All the precious time
Like the wind, the years go by
Precious butterfly
Spread your wings and fly
She'll change her name today.
She'll make a promise,
and I'll give her away.
Standing in the bride room
just staring at her,
she asked me what I'm thinking,
and I said "I'm not sure,
I just feel like I'm losing my baby girl."
Then she leaned over....and gave me....
Butterfly kisses, with her mama there
Sticking little flowers all up in her hair
"Walk me down the aisle, daddy, it's just about time"
"Does my wedding gown look pretty, daddy?"
"Daddy,
don't cry."
With all that I've done wrong,
I must have done something right
To deserve her love every morning,
And butterfly kisses
I couldn't ask God for more, man, this is what love is
I know I've gotta let her go, but I'll always remember
Every hug in the morning, and butterfly kisses...
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soundofataris
= Cult of Ray =
USA
715 Posts |
Posted - 11/07/2004 : 22:30:21
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I honestly believe that 'Patches' by Clearance Carter is the single greatest song ever written. When I have a band, it will be covered. In fact, it will be my signature song. All shall love me and despair.
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I go to bakeries all day long
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 11/08/2004 : 05:13:12
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quote:
Originally posted by offerw
Nothing can beat this sick one.
Butterfly Kisses
There's two things I know for sure.
She was sent here from heaven,
and she's daddy's little girl.
As I drop to my knees by her bed at night,
she talks to Jesus, and I close my eyes.
And I thank God for all of the joy in
my life, But most of all, for...
Butterfly kisses after bedtime prayer.
Stickin' little white flowers all up in her hair.
"Walk beside the pony
daddy, it's my first ride."
"I know the cake looks funny,
daddy, but I sure tried."
Oh, with all that I've done wrong,
I must have done something right
To deserve a hug every morning,
And butterfly kisses at night.
Sweet sixteen today,
She's looking like her momma
a little more everyday.
One part woman, the other part girl.
To perfume and makeup,
from ribbons and curls.
Trying her wings out in a great
big world. But I remember...
Butterfly kisses after bedtime prayer.
Stickin' little white flowers all up in her hair.
"You know how much I love you daddy,
But if you don't mind,
I'm only going to kiss you on
the cheek this time."
With all that I've done wrong
I must have done something right.
To deserve her love every morning,
And butterfly kisses at night.
All the precious time
Like the wind, the years go by
Precious butterfly
Spread your wings and fly
She'll change her name today.
She'll make a promise,
and I'll give her away.
Standing in the bride room
just staring at her,
she asked me what I'm thinking,
and I said "I'm not sure,
I just feel like I'm losing my baby girl."
Then she leaned over....and gave me....
Butterfly kisses, with her mama there
Sticking little flowers all up in her hair
"Walk me down the aisle, daddy, it's just about time"
"Does my wedding gown look pretty, daddy?"
"Daddy,
don't cry."
With all that I've done wrong,
I must have done something right
To deserve her love every morning,
And butterfly kisses
I couldn't ask God for more, man, this is what love is
I know I've gotta let her go, but I'll always remember
Every hug in the morning, and butterfly kisses...
WTF?! That, as my daughter likes to say, is disgusting. Who sang that? I can only imagine the schmaltzy melody.
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offerw
* Dog in the Sand *
South Africa
1264 Posts |
Posted - 11/08/2004 : 06:47:30
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Butterfly Kisses is sung by Bob Carlisle. He would love to be Michael Bolton I think. The very popular and extremely crappy local radio station plays this every day so I often hear it at work, the post office, supermarkets etc.
I'm only half keeping to the topic here, it is a cheesy song and I hate it.
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Edited by - offerw on 11/08/2004 06:49:44 |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 11/08/2004 : 07:46:58
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Don't you be dissing Jacaranda Fm there Wilhelm... I won't hear words against that...
"You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?"
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 11/08/2004 : 07:53:32
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Did anyone mention Baby Got Back yet? The Humpty Dance?
Butterfly Kisses is a good one. That song sucks.
What is that cheesy song that goes "I'm already there" by some country group (that might be the title). Does anyone know what I am talking about?
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Edited by - ramona on 11/08/2004 07:54:43 |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
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Posted - 11/08/2004 : 07:58:49
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That totally cracked me up Ramona...
When ever I hear about that song I always think about the lyric
"My anaconda don't want some, unless you got buns hon."
It cracks me up!
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 11/08/2004 : 09:13:16
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I recently heard Baby Got Back playing in Filenes. I thought that was very odd, but I danced around happily!
I think that line is actually "My ana-conda Don't. Want. Buns. Unless. You've. Got. Buns-hon!"
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bazza
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1439 Posts |
Posted - 11/08/2004 : 09:16:53
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kooks by bowie is very cheesy - but its a great song all the same.
Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time. |
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Jefery With One F
- FB Fan -
Canada
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Posted - 11/08/2004 : 09:17:43
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I could spend hours replying to this one. A random sampling from my "Cheesy Music" folder reveals...
R. Dean Taylor - Indiana Wants Me
Mott the Hoople - All the Young Dudes
Skee-Lo - I Wish
Edie Gorme - Blame it on the Bossa Nova
Tenacious D - Tribute to the Best Song in the World
CB4 - Straight Outta Locash
Anything by Was (Not Was) or Wang Chung, although I must say that I consider Was (Not Was) to be lyrically geniuses and I'm not too fond of classifying them as cheesy. |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 11/08/2004 : 09:31:26
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All the young dudes is not even remotely cheesey!
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Jefery With One F
- FB Fan -
Canada
184 Posts |
Posted - 11/08/2004 : 09:37:55
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And the 80s were a gold mine for cheese...
Language Of Love - Dan Fogelberg
Sexy Girl - Glenn Frey
The Future's So Bright I Gotta Wear Shades - Timbuk3
Der Kommisar - After the Fire
Don't Worry, Be Happy - Bobby McFerrin
Centerfold - J. Geils Band
(Can't Live Without Your) Love And Affection - Nelson
She Blinded Me With Science - Thomas Dolby
Safety Dance - Men Without Hats
867-5309 (Jenny) - Tommy Tutone
I Touch Myself - Divinyls
Sunglasses At Night - Corey Hart
We're Not Gonna Take It - Twisted Sister
99 Red Balloons - Nena
Wild Thing - Tone Loc
And, perhaps taking the cake...
The Girl Is Mine - Michael Jackson & Paul McCartney (I recommend downloading it and listening to it for the full effect)
(Michael)
Every night she walks right in my dreams
Since I met her from the start
I'm so proud I am the only one
Who is special in her heart
The girl is mine
The doggone girl is mine
I know she's mine
Because the doggone girl is mine
(Paul)
I don't understand the way you think
Saying that she's yours not mine
Sending roses and your sill dreams
Really just a waste of time
Because she's mine
The doggone girl is mine
Don't waste your time
Because the doggone girl is mine
I love you more than he
(Take you anywhere)
(Michael)
But I love you endlessly
(Loving we will share)
(Michael & Paul)
So come and go with me
Two on the town
(Michael)
But we both cannot have her
So it's one or the other
And one day you'll discover
That she's my girl forever and ever
(Paul)
Don't build your hopes to be let down
'Cause I really feel it's time
(Michael)
I know she'll tell you I'm the one for her
'Cause she said I blow her mind
The girl is mine
The doggone girl is mine
Don't waste your time
Because the doggone girl is mine
(Michael & Paul)
She's mine, she's mine
No, no, no, she's mine
The girl is mine, the girl is mine
The girl is mine, the girl is mine
(Paul)
The girl is mine, (yep) she's mine
The girl is mine, (yes) she's mine
(Michael)
Don't waste your time
Because the doggone girl is mine
The girl is mine, the girl is mine
(Paul, spoken)
Michael, we're not going to fight about this, okay
(Michael, spoken in a voice that makes Mike Tyson sound like Barry White)
Paul, I think I told you, I'm a lover not a fighter
(Paul, spoken)
I've heard it all before, Michael, she told me that I'm her forever lover,
You know, don't you remember
(Michael, spoken)
Well, after loving me, she said she couldn't love another
(Paul, spoken)
Is that what she said
(Michael, spoken)
Yes, she said it, you keep dreaming
(Paul sings)
I don't believe it
(Michael & Paul)
The girl is mine, (mine, mine, mine)... |
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ramona
"FB Quote Mistress"
USA
3988 Posts |
Posted - 11/08/2004 : 09:39:44
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The video for that is also extreamly cheesy. I think Linda Macartney ups the cheesy factor - her dorky facial expressions and dancing was always frightening.
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 11/08/2004 : 09:40:07
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One correction there, Ramona. My anaconda don't want NONE unless you've got buns, hon.
Inna zany combination of Wayne's Pet Youngin'! |
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Confession Time! What cheesy song(s) do you love?
