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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
 Posted - 11/04/2004 : 17:57:25
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Funny. Especially your use of the word "bonnet" to describe the
hood of the car. Keep them Brittishisms coming!
So Dean and Dave, what's with my erased subscriptions, dudes, not that it matters now that my country's gone fascist...
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11690 Posts |
Posted - 11/04/2004 : 21:53:22
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Heh heh, Dave and I were chatting/brainstoming today about it some more but can't come up with any reason you would lose your subscriptions. I would try subscribing to another topic to see if it just isn't getting to your email address or if there's something sinister.
"Join the Cult of Frank 2.0 / And you'll be enlightened (free for 1.x members)" |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 11/05/2004 : 04:30:11
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Dear Dean
Thank you for the effort and brainpower you have devoted to my little problem. The little people appreciate that your power as moderators hasn't gone to your head. For instance, you won't be invading another forum on false pretenses or making the whole world hate you through you fundamentalism and arrogance.
Signed
I Won't Bother You With My Big Problem.
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
8201 Posts |
Posted - 11/05/2004 : 05:37:19
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OK, Tray, keep your hair on.
"You ever seen a man say goodbye to a shoe?"
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11690 Posts |
Posted - 11/05/2004 : 06:25:49
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Kathryn, the only thing we could come up with is that your email address as listen on the forum is no longer valid or has somehow changed. So let me know if a new subscription works. Or just check your email address.
"Join the Cult of Frank 2.0 / And you'll be enlightened (free for 1.x members)" |
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1968 Posts |
Posted - 11/05/2004 : 08:27:45
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Interesting you should ask, darwin. I actually think of it as TarTar, like Mr. Burns says it, not like Tarter rhyming with Martyr, but now that I'm aware of the Pavement song Tartar Martyr, I'm going to try to think more "er" than "arrrrrrr," I must stop being a wannabe pirate.
Inna zany combination of Wayne's Pet Youngin'! |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
5305 Posts |
Posted - 11/05/2004 : 09:47:46
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Dean,
I am going crazy waiting to see the Pixies in concert next Wednesday and Thursday.
It's so boring waiting for the time to pass until then.
What should I do?
Going Crazy
http://www.campervanbeethoven.com/gearstolen/ |
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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
2291 Posts |
Posted - 11/05/2004 : 10:02:12
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Dear Dean,
sorry, me again... today I was brushing my teeth when I found that hair had sprouted above my top lip... is this a fatal condition? Why is this happening to me? Ever since I tore down those Rocky pictures and torched my Rambo pillow case and duvet, things just don't seem to be going right. Please help!
This is a high class bureau de change, not some Punch & Judy show on the seafront at Margate! |
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 11/05/2004 : 10:31:38
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Yeah Kathryn, what the good Doctor said.
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 11/05/2004 : 10:40:01
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Gonna take those two asprin and call you in the morning. Thanks.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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Posted - 11/05/2004 : 11:01:28
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you gonna start pronouncing my name properly too?
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 11/05/2004 : 11:07:30
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Dear Dean,
I am in the later stages of a cold... Stuffed up, dry cough, seeing pink christina agueliera monsters everywhere. And I have a Clinic concert to attend tonight...I'm not missing the concert...But I also don't want to collapse due to my bad health. Help me...Give me some fix-me-quick remedies.
He is in the music business, he is calling you DUDE! |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 11/05/2004 : 17:42:23
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I think I'm going to be a total individual, and pronounce Tre's name like "treh."
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan |
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Posted - 11/05/2004 : 17:46:38
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I might smack you though is the down side to that, 10/10 for originality though
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 11/05/2004 : 18:32:09
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How are you going to smack me, huh? You're all the way over in Limey Land!
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan |
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Posted - 11/05/2004 : 18:47:46
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well Vuh Vah (which is how I shall pron. it now), I will beat you down with words, more deadly than any mere strike of the fist I tell you
unless I forget
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 11/05/2004 : 18:58:46
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Dear Dean
Quick! Please give some advice to Coldheartofstone, as we are meeting up at the Montreal shows later this month and she must be 100 percent better so we can party.
Speaking of the Montreal shows, why won't you and Dave attend, huh? They're practically next door to you up there in Canada. C'mon out and play, Dean and Dave! We humble forum members will treat you like the forum royalty you are.
Signed
Anything To Forget Last Tuesday
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 11/06/2004 : 09:29:47
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If i put on my snowshoes and leave now, i should be able to make it in time... =P
Join the Cult of the Flying Pigxies - I'm A Believer! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 11/06/2004 : 09:55:55
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Great news, Dave! Just remember to pack plenty of cheddar and to
take liquid nourishment from the maples as you mush your way
past the Eskimos.
Seriously, dude. How many shows are you catching? Just being curious.
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 11/06/2004 : 12:08:25
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well Vuh Vah (which is how I shall pron. it now)
Yeah, but in my case, my user name isn't my actual name, so it doesn't concern me that much.
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan |
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Posted - 11/06/2004 : 12:13:25
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buggeration!!!!
ah it doesn't matter really, you'll always be mitsy to me
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 11/06/2004 : 14:02:52
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And should I pronounce that "meet-seh"?
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan |
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Posted - 11/06/2004 : 14:40:33
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more like mit-Sah but close, full marks for trying
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 11/06/2004 : 14:59:31
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If I get full marks just for trying, what do I get if I actually succeed?
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan |
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Posted - 11/06/2004 : 15:23:12
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a prize
pedantic so and so
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 11/06/2004 : 18:15:29
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What kind of prize?
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 11/09/2004 : 12:26:07
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Um..vegans don't eat cheddar. =P
 "Live life like you're gonna die...because you are." - William Shatner, You'll Have Time / Has Been |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 11/09/2004 : 18:14:13
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So Dave you're saying you're a vegan? I admire that. I gave it a shot but I broke down after two weeks without cheese and butter, I am ashamed to say. Good for you.
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 11/10/2004 : 19:30:02
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Um..vegans don't eat cheddar.
What about soy cheese, then?
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan |
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Posted - 11/11/2004 : 01:48:27
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urgh soy cheese, *shudder* soy milk in any great amount is bad enough.
What about a cheese made of human milk, are vegans allowed to be cannibalistic, my ex had this marvelous idea of a human black pudding factory which I thought was very clever, his cunning uses for human livers though was a little less genius on his part.
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notkimdeal
- FB Fan -
82 Posts |
Posted - 11/12/2004 : 13:30:11
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Dear Dean
My employer has implemented a new dresscode whereby forthwith we must donate to a specific charity if we wear jeans to work on Fridays. I have the day off today, and can wear jeans for free at my residence. Should I take every Friday off? Should I pay the price and donate to the charity of their choice despite the hundreds of dollars I donate to charities of my own choosing? Or should I rebel and dress it down a bit all week, then kick it up on Fridays to be the most professional looking babe in the office? I would even wear lipstick and endure the harassment of my dirty-old-man co-worker for that last option. Perhaps a human rights complaint is in order? What do you advise?
Your truly,
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 11/12/2004 : 13:42:22
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| Knowing Dean, he would advise that you send him pictures of you in your various "professional looking babe" outfits for him to choose the best one. He may even employ a committee to decide which outfit would be best suited to your "wow-factor" needs, and which has the most favourable response amongst dirty old men. And dirty young men, such as myself. And of course by "committe", I meant "Dean and I". I'm sure Dean will back me up on this. If not, feel free to send the photos directly to me. |
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notkimdeal
- FB Fan -
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Posted - 11/12/2004 : 14:15:35
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The real kim deal would not have to endure such scrutiny.... I bet she doesn't even own a garter belt or 5" heels.
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speedy_m
= Frankofile =
Canada
3581 Posts |
Posted - 11/12/2004 : 14:23:58
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| Garter belts and 5" heels, while a staple of many office-related male fantasies, will curry no favour in this scientific study. My goal is to help you to overcome the alleged affront to your civil liberties; any further invocation of such alluring garments and the various positions on desks they bring to mind will be considered innapropriate and unreasonably hot. I would also do well to point out that you are, by your own pseudonymous admission, "not Kim Deal". |
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notkimdeal
- FB Fan -
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Posted - 11/12/2004 : 14:40:17
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In the interest of science, I should also submit for your review, along with the various professional looking babe outfits currently in my repertoir, an equal number of photos of me in my jeans and T, both lounging at my home looking relaxed and carefree and in the office setting looking resentful and poor. If I knew how, I would post a measkimdeal photo and you'd see how much cooler the world would be if I could just be allowed to wear jeans all the time. You would see it really is a crime, this new policy, and one way or the other I would like to see it overturned. Of course I'd like to retain the right to wear whatever undergarments I see fit (including but not limited to lacy panties and a black brassier under my see-through pink top).
Please review this case from both the civil and criminal angles. I do appreciate all your assistance in this sensitive matter. |
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