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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
5305 Posts |
 Posted - 10/27/2004 : 21:23:41
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Dear Dean,
Should I vote for John Kerry or John Edwards?
Sincerely,
D. Rumsfield
PS. Right on about Daisy Girl's sig.
Stop theif! Help Camper Van Get its stolen gear back!
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apl4eris
~ Abstract Brain ~
USA
4800 Posts |
Posted - 10/27/2004 : 21:25:56
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Originally posted by Anonymous Coward
Dear Dean,
The lady on the AM radio News just said that if we saw any weird lights that the Sheriff says "they're only a meteor shower". Is the sky really falling? Or is it aliens?
I don't think we have much time,
Anonymous Coward
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Originally posted by Cult_Of_Frank
Anonymous Coward - If these weird lights have some profound significance, a tie-died appearance, or start to speak to you, they probably are a direct result of you being 'high' in Ohio. If they do not do these things, then I can definitely say without hyperbole that a gazillion space aliens from the planet Zublar are descending upon Earth and that our day of reckoning has come. Stock up on scented papers and head for a shelter immediately. You haven't much time.
Dear Dean,
I don't know... Now they're saying it was Iridium satellite flashes. Weren't they completely decommissioned over a year ago?
http://forum.frankblack.net/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=10377
Something fishy going on?
Anonymous Coward
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11690 Posts |
Posted - 10/27/2004 : 22:00:47
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Sir Mike - I see he's already eaten your right tooth. I was too late! I'm so SORRY.
Confused - Both of them at the same time. Out of a black top hat. And brought into the world by a very sensual young lady.
Lost in the 70's - If you're asking me about a connection between Chicago and Deep Purple, the answer is, in fact, 25. Or 6 to 4. I hope that clears it up.
Tiny Turner - Nothing. It's 25 or 6 to 4. See above.
Daisy Rumsfeld - I'm sure there's some way you can rig the ballot so that whatever you choose to vote has no importance. So do what so many other will do this November. Vote without even thinking about it. Also, please tell Daisy Chick it is spelled 'thief'. And that perhaps now my advice to her will make sense.
Anonymous Coward - Silly! Fish don't swim through space and emit streaks of light. Even when burning up in the atmosphere. I highly doubt it's something fishy or even fish related.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 10/27/2004 : 22:39:18
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Dear Dean,
What should I go as for Halloween?
I don't have any good ideas. And I'm trying to get laid.
Sincerely,
Feeling Lack Of October Penetration
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2004 : 05:35:39
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Dear Dean
My deleted subscriptions?
Thanks, I know you are busy.
K
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11690 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2004 : 07:30:01
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F.L.O.O.P. - I recommend going as a giant condom. That way, you're sure to attract ladies who cannot resist your size and/or are feeling pent as well. And, when it comes time to the deed, you're already dressed and ready to go!
K - Waiting on Dave. He's a busy SOB these days, more so than I, but it hasn't been forgotten.
"Join the Cult of Frank 2.0 / And you'll be enlightened (free for 1.x members)" |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2004 : 10:41:06
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Dear Dean
I love you last answer.
It's great that you let me know that you are a considerate moderator who is working on an answer to my terrible problem with my vanished subscriptions. Frank would be proud to know the level of service and caring that you show his greatest fans, the forum members.
But it is even more special to see that, in essence, you called Floop a big dick.
Signed
I Just Made Myself Blush
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
2025 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2004 : 10:45:55
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Dean,
Why can't I sleep with my feet inside the blanket? No matter what...It could be freezing in my room and I still have to stick my feet out of the blanket. This creates a problem when sleeping with others. Well not at the moment but.... Why Dean, WHY?
He is in the music business, he is calling you DUDE! |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11690 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2004 : 11:01:18
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Blushing - <In Quimby voice> Uhhh, what is your question?
Why Dean, WHY? - You have a bizarre affliction known as pedoclaustrophobia, in which your feet are afraid of enclosed spaces. I bet you also hate to wear socks. With all your being. The only cure is to overcome it. Wear socks to bed AND keep your feet covered. This will do nothing for your condition, but at least the person in bed with you will not be kept awake by the bevy of smelling salts inevitably brewing down there. Also, when you wake in the morning, groggy, you can take the socks off and bam, wide awake and/or crying.
"Join the Cult of Frank 2.0 / And you'll be enlightened (free for 1.x members)" |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2004 : 11:10:05
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Dear Dean
Isn't it great to be able to string a bunch of Greek words that your
grandma taught you and -- presto! -- sound like an expert?
I didn't have a question. It was more of a thank-you-for-looking-into-
my-erased-subscriptions and a stupid comment about Floop.
Signed
Efharisto Polly
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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hammerhands
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
1594 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2004 : 18:19:15
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Dear Dean,
Pretty cool, eh? I almost bought one, but I don't know all that much about the band.
Awaiting your opinion,
No NHL, ever. |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11690 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2004 : 19:12:38
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Efharisto Polly - Par: a kalo?
No NHL, ever Aside from the lamer-than-Chris-Pirillo "Buy Now" tag, yes. Very cool. Buy me one, too. The black one.
"Join the Cult of Frank 2.0 / And you'll be enlightened (free for 1.x members)" |
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n/a
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4894 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2004 : 19:39:56
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Dear Dean
For the last three and a half hours I have been 24, it is somewhat of an anticlimax, at 24 what things should I aim to have done?
Feeling very old all of a sudden
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11690 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2004 : 20:44:02
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Young Pup Feeling Old - Happy Birthday. In my mind, if you haven't done the things you wanted to by 24, you should take them off the list. Then you will have accomplished all your (remaining) goals and the rest of your life is existential bliss. Remember, 24 is 42 backwards, and you've got a LONG way to go before you're even there. And you can represent 24 in binary with only one more bit than a nibble. That's half a byte. Think how much you have to eat yet!
"Join the Cult of Frank 2.0 / And you'll be enlightened (free for 1.x members)" |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 10/29/2004 : 05:28:44
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Dear Dean
I didn't realize moderators got to interact so much with the little people.
It is refreshing. Invigorating, really.
Signed
Just Showered
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 10/29/2004 : 23:59:52
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Silly! Fish don't swim through space and emit streaks of light.
But fish don't swim! Fish FLY!
(Yes, I know the word in question might not actually be "fish." But it SHOULD be, damn it!)
"Signature quotes are so lame." --Nathan |
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4894 Posts |
Posted - 10/30/2004 : 07:03:19
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Dear Dean
What do you know about DNA repair mechanisms in humans and their relevance to cancer? or failing that the process of identifying genes within a eukaryotic genome?
Doesn't like essays
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11690 Posts |
Posted - 10/30/2004 : 09:13:01
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Just Showered - I'm a people's moderator. Plus I have to keep my lead in posts.
VoVat - You're absolute correct. My mistake.
Tre - I don't believe that the eukayotic genome or lack thereof will prove to be linked to cancer nor cell mutation, but gene therapy, provided it is done before any cancerous cells have formed, or perhaps after they have been removed, could be the answer. But how would such a task be performed?
Dean - Please find someone else to answer these questions. Before it's too late!
"Join the Cult of Frank 2.0 / And you'll be enlightened (free for 1.x members)" |
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Daisy Girl
~ Abstract Brain ~
Belize
5305 Posts |
Posted - 10/30/2004 : 14:06:57
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Dear Dean,
Since the curse of the Bambino has been lifted from the Boston Red Sox, when will the curse of the billy goat be lifted from the Cubs?
Thank you Cub E. Bear
http://www.campervanbeethoven.com/gearstolen/ |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
6556 Posts |
Posted - 10/31/2004 : 12:48:51
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Dear Dean,
my hubby and I have a conundrum.
I'm always freezing and he's always warm.
We constantly fight over power of the thermostat.
I dress warm, he's in shorts.
What do we do?
__________
Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none.
Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 11/01/2004 : 05:33:40
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Dear Dean
I am considering quitting college. My tutor has become asshole of the year and insists on picking on myself and my friend at every little thing we do. Now i know he could well be doing this because we are two of the better students, and wants us to do well, but in fact this constant attacking pieces of work which are perfectly acceptable has left me feeling bitter, and thinking of leaving.
If i left the course, I would not have many options open for me, apart rom scraping my way in to the music industry via internships (perhaps). I would not be able to go to university in london, which would ruin basically my thouroughly planned life.
what should I do? Shall i ignore him and risk him failing me, even though I know my work is of high standards, or shall i cut to the chase and leave now?
thank you
Down hearted wanna be drop out
God forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex |
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1968 Posts |
Posted - 11/01/2004 : 05:51:53
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Wait. Aren't you planning on being a director, Mel?
Inna zany combination of Wayne's Pet Youngin'! |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11690 Posts |
Posted - 11/01/2004 : 06:37:28
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Cubby Bear - Any realation to Huggy Bear? He's a good personal friend of mine, we met while working on a project in the early 80s. As for the curse of the billy goat, you will be waiting until 2007, but it will happen eventually. Not necessarily out of the team's own quality, but by the laws of statistics.
Carolynanna - The secret is to draw a line down the centre of your house ala I Love Lucy. Cool on one side, warm on the other. Each of you dwells in your side and you meet in the ideal middle area where the air is just right. Of course, you could theoretically set the thermostat for this idealized middle-temperature, but I suspect this is more about territoriality and control then temperature. Urinating around the thermostat may give him the sense that you mean business.
Down Hearted - Your tutor? Just get rid of him. If you're doing that well, you don't need him anyway, certainly not if he's causing you that much stress. Or is tutor an English term for instructor/teacher/professor? If so, then stick it through. There are a lot of assholes in the world and if you give up everytime you meet one, you won't get very far before you're surrounded by them. And that would be smelly. If it's so bad that you can't even endure him without being hurt/offended, you should perhaps tell him that privately at some point. Just something like, "Look, I'm trying my best and you constantly ragging on me just makes me feel bad about myself." I would never do that, but it seems sort of like the mature thing to do.
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GypsyDeath
Zapped Profile
3575 Posts |
Posted - 11/01/2004 : 07:14:03
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Originally posted by TarTar
Wait. Aren't you planning on being a director, Mel?
Minor change of plans, decided I am gogint to go to uni to do Music Management, since I already have contacts in the industry. perhaps do a few films as side line type things, more likely music videos and shorts...
thank you Dean. I guess youre right, yes Tutor is english term for lecturer teacher type thing...
God forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 11/04/2004 : 13:42:16
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Dear Dean
I haven't felt the same since learning that Tre's named is pronounced
"tree" (as in "climb a") not "tray" (where you serve highballs and other libations). I've got a kink in my neck and a funny feeling about everything.
Signed
When Will Happiness Find Me Again?
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 11/04/2004 : 13:46:39
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Dear Dean,
i tried your advice for my drain clog - applied super glue to my cat, let it dry, shaved etc... - It did create a bigger clog, like you said. But that clog didn't force the other clog down, like you said it would. I'm getting the feeling that you're home improvement advice does not come from a professional background.
Dissapointed
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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TarTar
* Dog in the Sand *
1968 Posts |
Posted - 11/04/2004 : 13:48:43
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What? It's pronounced Tree? Me no like.
Inna zany combination of Wayne's Pet Youngin'! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 11/04/2004 : 14:56:15
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World gone crazy, TarTar. World gone car-a-zeeeeeeee.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
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Posted - 11/04/2004 : 15:08:49
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Dave Noisy
Minister of Chaos
Canada
4496 Posts |
Posted - 11/04/2004 : 15:11:05
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.....and any if anyone posts a question after the special 'five' queueing they will be deleted.
hehe
 Join the Cult of the Flying Pigxies - I'm A Believer! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 11/04/2004 : 15:17:28
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Dave, please don't tell me that since last Tuesday abuse of power has spread north from the US to Canada, my future home?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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Posted - 11/04/2004 : 15:33:52
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Tree it be
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Stuart
- The Clopser -
China
2291 Posts |
Posted - 11/04/2004 : 16:37:54
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Dear Dean,
I have recently been having reoccuring dreams that I am having sex with a woman with an insanely beautiful body. She has beautiful legs, a flat stomach, olive skin and is well trimmed down below. However, halfway through sex I look at her face and she bares a shocking realistic resemblance to Sylvester Stallone (when she comes to orgasm her lip goes lopsided and she makes a moronic groan, just like when Rocky is at full strain during his training in Siberia (prior to fighting Ivan Drago in Rocky IV).
Why is this happening to me? Do you think it is because my wife and I still sleep in a bed with my Rocky & Rambo pillow cases and quilt covers? Do I need to change? Please help!
This is a high class bureau de change, not some Punch & Judy show on the seafront at Margate! |
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Cult_Of_Frank
= Black Noise Maker =
Canada
11690 Posts |
Posted - 11/04/2004 : 16:55:28
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Seeking Happiness - Don't fret. Her name is Tre (tray) however she chooses to mispronounce. I could spell my name T-O-M and tell you it's pronounced Dean, but that doesn't make me right.
Disappointed - No, of course that wouldn't have worked. The initial hairball was a generic inanimate object. The one you just put in is the cat hairball. You now must repeat this procedure with your dog. The dog hairball will chase the cat, the cat hairball will push the other one to get out of its way, end of story. Just be thankful you don't have a lion hairball. Man was that a disaster!
Darwin - As with all pronunciation questions, refer to Mr. Burns. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm late for the autogyro to Turkmanistan.
hehe - Correct!
Kathryn - It's spelled "Dean".
Tree - You forgot the e, tree, and spelled it Tre, as you can see-ee, we're led astray.
Stuart - It's clear you are the most heterosexual male to ever send me a question. No insecure man could have a name like the Clopser and profess to a deep attraction to Rocky... err... Stalone. That said, to cure your recurring nightmare, I suggest wild, wild sex (and lots of it) until you fall asleep so heavily that you can't possibly muster the energy to dream. It didn't get me through it, but I've heard it helps.
Sidenote: That dream would be the most terrifying thing I ever dreamt, and I've dreamt of meeting Rita McNeil and shaking hands.
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Posted - 11/04/2004 : 17:14:26
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For Fords Sake People! You are forcing me into telling you a story!
Story: When I was 17/18 I finished work one friday and set off to visit a friend of mine who lived no great distance from the hospital where I was working. On the way there I had to cross a busy road. I always thought this road was single lane traffic so when I saw the lined up cars quite static I thought I'd be quite safe nipping between the cars, how wrong I was! As I crossed SMACK a car went into the side of me, I a flew up onto the bonnet, bounced back off SKID SKID BUMP and landed in the road.
I stood up and put my shoe on.
Quite annoyed I'd been hit by a car I stormed off to my friends house, literally the other side of the road and rang the door-bell. her mother answered and screamed OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU I told her, "I got hit by a car" I may have scowled a little. One of the people who saw the accident came round the corner and gave me an earfull for running off, I gave them the finger (my mood not being much improved) and my friends mum bustled me into the house. She ran round to the site of the accident where the woman who hit me was stood by her car looking traumatised. Breathless my friends mum shouted to her, IT'S OK, TRE IS FINE!!! at which point the woman broke down and wailed "but I didn't hit a tree I hit a little girl"
True story,
you got the pronounciation all wrong my friends
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