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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
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 Posted - 09/27/2007 : 11:00:08
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I'm working on a reality show where Jessica Biel and I are room mates and later become lovers due to Jessica's intense physical and mental attraction to me.
In episode six I kick Justin Timberlake's ass up and down Hollywood Boulevard due to his whiny, blubbering phone calls in the middle of the night when Jess and I are trying to get our groove on.
I just hope I can handle Jessica's insistence that she wash her feet in the sink all the time.
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The Disillusionaries: Four Public Awareness Questions http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmBgrboeoy8 |
Edited by - The King Of Karaoke on 09/27/2007 12:47:24 |
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 09/27/2007 : 11:06:07
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Is it a nice grove?
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <
Canada
4307 Posts |
Posted - 09/27/2007 : 11:40:31
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can i be the sink?
The waxworks were an immensely eloquent dissertation on the wonderful ordinariness of mankind. |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 09/27/2007 : 12:47:47
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Originally posted by s_wrenn
Is it a nice grove?
Now I get it. Groove!
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The Disillusionaries: Four Public Awareness Questions http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmBgrboeoy8 |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 09/28/2007 : 04:43:17
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Before you start filming, you might want to tell her to shit in the toilet.
That said, I do love Jessica Biel, as mentioned here previously.
 I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 09/28/2007 : 10:16:01
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Do you care?
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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The King Of Karaoke
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3759 Posts |
Posted - 09/28/2007 : 10:26:44
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Damn!
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“As civilizations become more complex, and as the need for invisible government has been increasingly demonstrated, the technical means have been invented and developed by which public opinion may be regimented. With printing press and newspaper, the telephone, telegraph, radio and airplanes, ideas can be spread rapidly, even instantaneously, across the whole of America.” - Edward Bernays |
Edited by - The King Of Karaoke on 09/28/2007 10:28:27 |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/29/2007 : 08:26:49
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What about "The King of Karaoke's Conspiracy Theory Hour"?
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 09/29/2007 : 08:32:05
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Or how about 'Cannibal Cook Off'? 12 contestants are locked in a big house with no food for a year, and forced to cook and eat each other. Cooking utensils, herbs and spices supplied.
Anyone for knob Marmite? |
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hammerhands
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
1594 Posts |
Posted - 09/29/2007 : 12:46:09
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mmmmm, cumin.
(thank you Duckman) |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 09/29/2007 : 13:06:56
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| mmmmm, human. |
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coastline
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3111 Posts |
Posted - 09/29/2007 : 21:25:58
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quote:
Originally posted by hammerhands
mmmmm, cumin.
quote:
Originally posted by darwin
mmmmm, human.
mmmm, two men.
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jimmy
= Cult of Ray =
USA
876 Posts |
Posted - 09/30/2007 : 03:14:13
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How about this: we do a tv show about an internet forum and a guy who has an advice column thread, and every week it'll be about another member and their problem, then jimmy's ( for instance ) advice, and then the problem being solved.
It can be something completely different each week, jimmy ( for instance ) will be the common thread running through the whole show.
oops, I should've posted this in the "pitch your fucking excellent movie/TV show idea" thread.
my friend posted MORE NEW paintings at http://myspace.com/landspeedsong |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 09/30/2007 : 05:08:52
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YouTube: The TV Show
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
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coastline
> Teenager of the Year <
USA
3111 Posts |
Posted - 09/30/2007 : 05:51:24
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That can't be that far off, VoVat. Some TV exec is truly going to give that a go, without a doubt.
Please pardon me, for these my wrongs. |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 09/30/2007 : 09:05:37
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What about "Floop's Sushi Hour"?
Anyone for knob Marmite? |
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 09/30/2007 : 09:23:46
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quote:
Originally posted by Carl
Or how about 'Cannibal Cook Off'? 12 contestants are locked in a big house with no food for a year, and forced to cook and eat each other. Cooking utensils, herbs and spices supplied.
Anyone for knob Marmite?
I would watch an edited version of this show.
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 09/30/2007 : 09:32:11
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With just the gory bits?!
Anyone for knob Marmite? |
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <
Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts |
Posted - 09/30/2007 : 09:38:42
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No silly.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 10/01/2007 : 05:48:15
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quote:
Originally posted by coastline
quote:
Originally posted by hammerhands
mmmmm, cumin.
quote:
Originally posted by darwin
mmmmm, human.
mmmm, two men.
Please pardon me, for these my wrongs.
I didn't know you liked to ski.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 10/01/2007 : 13:47:39
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How about 'Homer's Pet Monkey'? In which Homer's has a pet monkey, and gets into all sorts of scrapes with him. Like in Friends.
 "In six months, she'll look like Grandma Moses!" |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 10/02/2007 : 05:32:43
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...or in Simpsons?
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 10/03/2007 : 16:07:12
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Yes. *cough*
"In six months, she'll look like Grandma Moses!" |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 10/07/2007 : 03:25:29
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Maybe they'll do a live-action spin-off featuring Mojo, like I understand they were once considering doing with Krusty.
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 10/07/2007 : 03:31:33
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I'd do it if the price was right.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 10/07/2007 : 05:12:49
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I think those already chose Drew Carey for that position.
Oh, wait. You said "IF the price WAS right." Sorry.
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
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mr.biscuitdoughhead
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1729 Posts |
Posted - 10/08/2007 : 14:46:51
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wait, Drew Carey is doing Price is Right? i think i'm gonna kill myself.
 "How do you like that, Sir Harold?
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s_wrenn
* Dog in the Sand *
Ireland
1851 Posts |
Posted - 10/08/2007 : 14:50:47
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make sure they bury you in your polka dot sweatshirt
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mr.biscuitdoughhead
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1729 Posts |
Posted - 10/08/2007 : 14:51:45
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i'm gonna be buried in my death to the pixies shirt.
"How do you like that, Sir Harold?
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 10/09/2007 : 04:53:33
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Originally posted by The King Of Karaoke
I'm working on a reality show where Jessica Biel and I are room mates and later become lovers due to Jessica's intense physical and mental attraction to me.
In episode six I kick Justin Timberlake's ass up and down Hollywood Boulevard due to his whiny, blubbering phone calls in the middle of the night when Jess and I are trying to get our groove on.
I just hope I can handle Jessica's insistence that she wash her feet in the sink all the time.
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The Disillusionaries: Four Public Awareness Questions http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmBgrboeoy8
I watched The Illusionist last night, and got a nice surprise when I saw she was in it.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 10/14/2007 : 09:05:40
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I've never seen "The Illusionist." When people mention it, I always think of "Lord of Illusions," which I DID see but didn't particularly like.
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5155 Posts |
Posted - 10/14/2007 : 20:37:14
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New, terrible idea:
A show about a juggler, Billy Needle, who juggles for a living (he can juggle anything, but he's particularly good at juggling bowling pins), but also has to metaphorically juggle his budding career, his wife and kids, and his wacky schemeing neighbor. I think it should be called...
Pins and Needles
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 10/15/2007 : 05:58:10
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Originally posted by VoVat
I've never seen "The Illusionist." When people mention it, I always think of "Lord of Illusions," which I DID see but didn't particularly like.
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares."
It's not bad. The Prestige is pretty good too.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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pitch your bad movie/TV show idea
