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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
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 Posted - 05/30/2006 : 03:46:15
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How about Lets Lynch The Landlord? Each week, host Jello Biafra visits irate tenants, and helps them lynch the landlord, man!
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 05/30/2006 : 12:44:42
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Oh, I thought from the title that David Lynch would be involved.
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 05/30/2006 : 15:00:41
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He could be executive producer.
How about Hot Or Knot?
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2006 : 15:12:30
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Or Hot or Cold? Contestants are shown images of various places around the world, and have to guess what the temperature was like when the picture was taken.
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
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TRANSMARINE
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
2002 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2006 : 15:28:42
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There needs to be a STARFLEET NETWORK, where all they show is Star Trek. All incarnations of it, from Classic to Enterprise...and all feature films, too. There could be documentaries, and Star Trek themed commercials, as well as a whole slew of new Star Trek dramatic programming, such as COURT MARTIAL (an L.A. Law-type court series, but in Starfleet), RIGLEY'S PLEASURE PLANET ("after dark" adult series), and REC-DECK (alternating sport coverage, from three-dimentional chess, to Fizzbin). There could be soap operas, sit-coms, and children's shows...all taking place in 23rd/24th century earth...circa the time of Star Trek. It wouldn't all be Kirk and Spock, or Picard and Data...I'm talking ALL NEW SHIT!
Would anyone watch this channel?
Hank the 8th was a duplicated man
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pixiestu
> Teenager of the Year <
United Kingdom
2564 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2006 : 15:29:04
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Originally posted by VoVat
Or Hot or Cold? Contestants are shown images of various places around the world, and have to guess what the temperature was like when the picture was taken.
Do they win a holiday to the destination in the picture? That would be nice.
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2006 : 16:36:38
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How about Star Trek: The Pre-Star Trek Generation, which would be before Star Trek becomes a reality. ;)
It'd save on effects.
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ramspam
- FB Fan -
Australia
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Posted - 06/01/2006 : 18:55:18
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I think one of my friends told me about this idea for a reality TV show. Have a house with say a Muslim, Christian, Jew, Buddhist, Sikh, Hindu and a few agnostics. Whoever gets the most conversions wins!
My normal show idea would be an action show about a chef who's an assasin and sneaks into major functions poisoning powerful leaders foods.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 06/01/2006 : 19:45:53
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LESBIAN CATWOMAN
Cat Woman, only she's.. you know...
"I don't have any money to buy new clothes and if they paid me to get some I'd probably buy more hoodies." - Mark Wainfur |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 06/03/2006 : 10:38:22
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Originally posted by VoVat
Or Hot or Cold? Contestants are shown images of various places around the world, and have to guess what the temperature was like when the picture was taken.
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Do they win a holiday to the destination in the picture? That would be nice.
Sure, although if the destination is somewhere like Antarctica, I'm not sure whether they'd like it much.
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
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mr.biscuitdoughhead
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1729 Posts |
Posted - 07/15/2006 : 11:37:52
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Me and my friend wrote a movie called 79 where people's eyes melt at 80 degrees farenheit. It's basically one guy screaming a lot, and the other guy, who's perfectly fine, trying to calm him down.
It's actually quite good, but we never filmed it for some reason.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 07/17/2006 : 09:14:46
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Why can't we just take an existing TV show and put a clock in it?
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 07/17/2006 : 12:33:50
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How about Big Brother with animals?
Join the Cult Of Pob! And don't forget to listen to the Pobcast! |
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the acorahs
- FB Fan -
United Kingdom
181 Posts |
Posted - 07/17/2006 : 17:44:16
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i have an idea; "only fools on horses," where a few rubbish 'celebs' ride around on horses to improve their profile/charity
actaully that is a stupid idea and will never be allowed on tele...
oh wait
http://www.bbc.co.uk/onlyfoolsonhorses/
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 07/18/2006 : 11:51:15
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How about Transformers Do Anal?
Join the Cult Of Pob! And don't forget to listen to the Pobcast! |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 07/18/2006 : 12:21:51
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Frank Black Forum: The TV Show
Actually, that might be a GOOD idea. There's certainly a sizeable cast of wacky characters!
"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares." |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 07/18/2006 : 12:48:03
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like that one guy who only eats Chick-Fil-A's all the time.
oh wait....
"I don't have any money to buy new clothes and if they paid me to get some I'd probably buy more hoodies." - Mark Wainfur |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 07/18/2006 : 13:03:56
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There's some zombies, they don't run but they are persistent, there's a group of six people in a hospital who have barricaded themselves in. People come to try to save themselves but the self centred six won't let them in and leave them to be zombie bait. These are bad people. The group grow so bored they start picking off people who come or help when one day they pick off the relative of one of the six by mistake. The one goes nuts and starts hiding in the hospital and takes out the others one by one. One he straps into a birthing table and saws off their legs while they bleed to death, one he traps in a giant autoclave oven and they gets boiled alive in there. Another he drugs with paralyzing stuff which means they can't move but they can feel and he puts them in a rat filled basement and watched as they get eaten alive. Another he knocks out, straps to a spinal surgery table and gives an acid enema and the last is always a problem so there's chasing, roof top scene and then the last victim falling off the roof and landing on the zombie hordes. Film closes with mentalist dressed up with a tin foil crown dribbling and lunatic shouting how he is the king of the zombies just as they break in and come to feast on him.
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mr.biscuitdoughhead
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1729 Posts |
Posted - 07/18/2006 : 15:58:05
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Originally posted by starmekitten
There's some zombies, they don't run but they are persistent, there's a group of six people in a hospital who have barricaded themselves in. People come to try to save themselves but the self centred six won't let them in and leave them to be zombie bait. These are bad people. The group grow so bored they start picking off people who come or help when one day they pick off the relative of one of the six by mistake. The one goes nuts and starts hiding in the hospital and takes out the others one by one. One he straps into a birthing table and saws off their legs while they bleed to death, one he traps in a giant autoclave oven and they gets boiled alive in there. Another he drugs with paralyzing stuff which means they can't move but they can feel and he puts them in a rat filled basement and watched as they get eaten alive. Another he knocks out, straps to a spinal surgery table and gives an acid enema and the last is always a problem so there's chasing, roof top scene and then the last victim falling off the roof and landing on the zombie hordes. Film closes with mentalist dressed up with a tin foil crown dribbling and lunatic shouting how he is the king of the zombies just as they break in and come to feast on him.
The end.
That's a nice image. Thanks for brightening up my day.
Always keep this popular alien phrase in mind: An apple to the day maintains absent doctor. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 11/30/2006 : 12:00:42
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i have this idea for a car commercial. it's all high-contrast film stock, with sepia tones. we see: a car driving on a windy road. it's very very windy, and the car drives and drives, curve after curve. there's a wide shot of the car coming down the mountain (birds eye view). cut to: close up of a tire on the road. then a gloved hand on a stick shift, shifting. cut to close up of hand on wheel, turning the wheel. then a montage of various quick cuts: low-angle view of car speeding away, side-angle car passing by, traffic lanes... then back to the bird's eye wide shot and now the car is travelling through a desert landscape. end commercial.
i think people get tired of the usual boring car commercials. my idea could really stand out |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 12/01/2006 : 05:21:17
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You are a true innovator Tony.
 I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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edbanky
= Cult of Ray =
Burkina Faso (Upper Volta)
388 Posts |
Posted - 12/01/2006 : 14:00:18
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I have always wanted to do a show about a guy who can touch any object and turn it into an exact copy of itself. He wouldn't be creating an additional copy, but replacing the original with a perfect copy. Think of the possibilities--all the different things he could transform.
Tiny Axe (MySpace)
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TRANSMARINE
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
2002 Posts |
Posted - 12/01/2006 : 14:46:03
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I have always wanted to do a show about a guy who can touch any object and turn it into an exact copy of itself. He wouldn't be creating an additional copy, but replacing the original with a perfect copy. Think of the possibilities--all the different things he could transform.
Tiny Axe (MySpace)
Me singing
This is essentially what a transporter would do if it were to be possible to create one. On Star Trek it breaks down molecular structure, and uploads or downloads to another computer which reassembles the pattern information. So every time someone beams, essentially they are a replica...a perfect replica...based on interpretation of technology. Kind of creepy, actually. I would think this would stir up a lot of philosophical, moral, and religious soups if this ever became a possibility.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 12/01/2006 : 15:05:03
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Originally posted by edbanky
I have always wanted to do a show about a guy who can touch any object and turn it into an exact copy of itself. He wouldn't be creating an additional copy, but replacing the original with a perfect copy. Think of the possibilities--all the different things he could transform.
Tiny Axe (MySpace)
Me singing
i can see that being attractive to producers since the effects budget would be low
at least that's what your mom said |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5454 Posts |
Posted - 12/01/2006 : 16:08:18
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| Not to giving away but in the second season would something go wrong and all of the original items would be turned into perfect but now evil copies? |
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TRANSMARINE
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
2002 Posts |
Posted - 12/01/2006 : 16:13:15
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I'll answer that question. YES.
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His name is Dalton. He's got a degree in philosophy.
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7443 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2006 : 05:18:53
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Thanks for spoiling it, darwin. Thanks a bunch.
Denis
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2006 : 08:25:00
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Season 3 Finale Episode: the guy who turns things into copies finds out that he's a copy, embarks on quest to find original non-copied self
at least that's what your mom said |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2006 : 10:20:22
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And his birth parents.
This time we ride roller coasters into the ocean
We feel no emotion as we spiral down to the world |
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2006 : 10:24:13
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How about a never-ending TV series with a convoluted plot that you've never watched because you have to watch it from the first episode?
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mr.biscuitdoughhead
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1729 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2006 : 10:38:32
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You mean Lost?
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 12/02/2006 : 10:58:20
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Not Lost because it doesn't matter where you start watching you'll never have a clue what's going on.
Idiot. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 12/04/2006 : 04:43:58
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quote:
Originally posted by TRANSMARINE
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Originally posted by edbanky
I have always wanted to do a show about a guy who can touch any object and turn it into an exact copy of itself. He wouldn't be creating an additional copy, but replacing the original with a perfect copy. Think of the possibilities--all the different things he could transform.
Tiny Axe (MySpace)
Me singing
This is essentially what a transporter would do if it were to be possible to create one. On Star Trek it breaks down molecular structure, and uploads or downloads to another computer which reassembles the pattern information. So every time someone beams, essentially they are a replica...a perfect replica...based on interpretation of technology. Kind of creepy, actually. I would think this would stir up a lot of philosophical, moral, and religious soups if this ever became a possibility.
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His name is Dalton. He's got a degree in philosophy.
-bRIAN
Just check for intruding insects first.
I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -
Ireland
11546 Posts |
Posted - 12/04/2006 : 11:44:53
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"It's like The Fly...but in space!"
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 09/27/2007 : 10:49:40
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this isn't my bad idea, but it's a bad one.
updated KNIGHT RIDER tv series, with no David Hasselhoff and K.I.T.T. as a transformer robot car
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