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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~

Belgium
15320 Posts

Posted - 10/15/2007 :  06:59:33  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
The Prestige is good. Especially if you're not expecting The Bowie to show up.


Happy hearts fall from my shaking hands

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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =

United Kingdom
17125 Posts

Posted - 10/15/2007 :  09:51:17  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Yeah it took me a few minutes to be absolutely sure it was him. I liked him in that.


I'd walk her everyday, into a shady place
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts

Posted - 10/15/2007 :  13:57:08  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
How about a show where you watch yourself, thanks to some kind of backwards camera technology?

Wait, would that be an invasion of privacy? Oh, well. You can't stop the progress of technology!



"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares."
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 10/15/2007 :  15:17:20  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
How about VoVat The Barber? Each week, a celebrity gets interviewed in the barber's chair. It might actually be good!

I also recommend The Prestige, if you haven't seen it.

"In six months, she'll look like Grandma Moses!"
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 10/15/2007 :  20:48:02  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Malibu MILTFs
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Carl
- A 'Fifth' Catholic -

Ireland
11546 Posts

Posted - 10/16/2007 :  10:30:01  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
How about Ramen With Damon? Each week, loveable Blur frontman Damon Albarn shows us a new ramen recipe.

Edited by - Carl on 10/16/2007 10:30:19
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
5454 Posts

Posted - 10/16/2007 :  12:10:22  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
12 dogs are put onto an island with no food. You have your pampered poodle, the lovable old golden retriever, the wilely mutt, and the city-tuff pit bull, and you get to see who humps who and who eats whom. The producers can haggle over whether the dogs should narrated.

Title: Dog Eat Dog Island
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 10/23/2007 :  08:02:16  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
a show called "Boob Tube" which, would be about boobs
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

Niue
7443 Posts

Posted - 10/23/2007 :  13:21:58  Show Profile  Visit vilainde's Homepage  Reply with Quote
The other day I thought about a TV show where a guy would be working on computer stuff and every week he'd do different things computer-related, kind of like THE PRETENDER but about all things internet. Like one week the guy would run a blog, then in the following episode he'd download illegal stuff and get caught by the RIAA and all.
It would have a super nerdy title like "BLOGOSPHERE" or something.


Denis

"Can you hear me? I aint got shit to say."
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
9168 Posts

Posted - 10/24/2007 :  13:55:35  Show Profile  Visit VoVat's Homepage  Click to see VoVat's MSN Messenger address  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Carl

How about VoVat The Barber? Each week, a celebrity gets interviewed in the barber's chair. It might actually be good!



Except that I don't know how to cut hair.



"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares."
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 05/31/2009 :  18:59:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"Jew Git Sous"

Jewish, midget, sous chef with secret martial arts skills
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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <

Canada
4307 Posts

Posted - 06/01/2009 :  19:33:19  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by VoVat

quote:
Originally posted by Carl

How about VoVat The Barber? Each week, a celebrity gets interviewed in the barber's chair. It might actually be good!



Except that I don't know how to cut hair.



"If you doze much longer, then life turns to dreaming. If you doze much longer, then dreams turn to nightmares."



it would be better if you didn't how to cut hair.

how about "Pedicures With Gary Busey" - each week Gary Busey interviews former child stars while giving pedicures with power tools. it would be a spin-off of Vovat's show of course.


The waxworks were an immensely eloquent dissertation on the wonderful ordinariness of mankind.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 10/17/2009 :  13:27:49  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"Washups"

An oceanography-themed show about the different objects that wash ashore on beaches, each episode hosted by a real-life celebrity wash up.
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danjersey
> Teenager of the Year <

USA
2792 Posts

Posted - 10/17/2009 :  14:43:52  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Drug Dogs

A show that follows the trials and tribulations of drug sniffing dogs, and the owners who love them.
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <

Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts

Posted - 10/23/2009 :  02:57:01  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by floop

"Jew Git Sous"

Jewish, midget, sous chef with secret martial arts skills

Care to lay out the pilot? Make good pitch. You're competing against...

quote:
Originally posted by floop

a show called "Boob Tube" which, would be about boobs



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hammerhands
* Dog in the Sand *

Canada
1594 Posts

Posted - 10/23/2009 :  05:32:34  Show Profile  Visit hammerhands's Homepage  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by floop
...different objects that wash ashore on beaches...



I understand whale vomit is worth its weight in gold.
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gyaneshwar
- FB Fan -

194 Posts

Posted - 10/23/2009 :  06:57:55  Show Profile  Visit gyaneshwar's Homepage  Reply with Quote
Tyler Perry's Roots

Roots redone with Tyler Perry playing 80% of the characters. LeVar Burton makes a special appearance in drag as Kizzy.
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <

Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts

Posted - 12/23/2009 :  03:00:37  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Weather reports that play like disaster movies.

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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 12/23/2009 :  06:31:19  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
adaptation of Marmaduke comic, only in movie Marmaduke will talk
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<

USA
5454 Posts

Posted - 12/23/2009 :  06:56:00  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
It'll only work in 3D.
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pot
> Teenager of the Year <

Iceland
3910 Posts

Posted - 12/23/2009 :  07:25:37  Show Profile  Visit pot's Homepage  Reply with Quote
A one hour show every saturday evening containing televised highlights of all the best goals scored in the premier football league, I dunno, Match of the Day you could call it I guess...
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 12/23/2009 :  08:17:46  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
adaptation of of popular TV show SKIPPY THE BUSH KANGAROO only in the movie Skippy talks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3HkUKoGoc4


wait, that would be good
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <

Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts

Posted - 12/23/2009 :  08:19:59  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by kathryn

The Prestige is good. Especially if you're not expecting The Bowie to show up.


Happy hearts fall from my shaking hands



Saw this yesterday and it was surprisingly good. Bowie's go at a European accent was beyond belief. Never has an Englishman sounded so English!

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pot
> Teenager of the Year <

Iceland
3910 Posts

Posted - 12/23/2009 :  08:23:08  Show Profile  Visit pot's Homepage  Reply with Quote
A contest where you get a bunch of retards to compete against each other by singing karaoke songs.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =

Mexico
15297 Posts

Posted - 12/23/2009 :  08:26:46  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
a show where people discuss climate change
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trobrianders
> Teenager of the Year <

Papua New Guinea
3302 Posts

Posted - 12/23/2009 :  08:32:45  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Mr Foul Mouth Man. A show where our host Mr Foul Mouth smuggles into occasions demanding the highest decorum and lets loose his evil tounge.

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shineoftheever
> Teenager of the Year <

Canada
4307 Posts

Posted - 12/24/2009 :  15:15:41  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Folding Laundry with Eric Roberts - eric discusses daily news and how unfair hollywood is all while folding his daily laundry. he gets paid extra for every perfect fold and multisyllabic word....


The waxworks were an immensely eloquent dissertation on the wonderful ordinariness of mankind.
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