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Posted - 10/28/2004 : 18:04:03
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oh I'm too slow, Kathryn dear I recieved no pictures, and my friends have let me down here, no drunken hilarity and mayhem, just another bored and lonely birthday, I hate festivities of all forms, I'm still trying to find a remote cabin to sulk in at christmas
I reiterate, sweet ebb, real sweet
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 10/28/2004 : 18:05:44
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Ebb, that is a sweet song. You are really showing us your human side tonight and for this we thank you.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
Edited by - kathryn on 10/29/2004 05:40:36 |
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Ebb Vicious
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 10/28/2004 : 18:07:38
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jamaica's kind of a long drive from michigan, y'know.
and yeah i play pretty loudly, though. |
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kathryn
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Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2004 : 18:09:56
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Loud's good. We like loud.
I know for a fact that you are a mere 12-hour drive from my house.
Which is scary, actually.
;-)
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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Ebb Vicious
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 10/28/2004 : 18:11:52
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oh a mere 12 hours, i'll be right there then ;P
i dunno you might change your mind when you hear it. :O |
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Posted - 10/28/2004 : 18:14:24
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run ebb, she's sending the kid away and involving you in some swinger couple menage et three of you! She's using her mrs robinson charms on you right now, ooh feel the vibes
Actually Kathryn. You never invited me on one of your kinky couples nights, you no love me no more?
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Ebb Vicious
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1162 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2004 : 18:17:44
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:O you think so? my guitar playing will protect me.
*screech* *rowr* *braaaap* |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 10/28/2004 : 18:18:03
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Kinky couples nights. Like when we do the dishes and read a gazillion bedtime stories to our kid? Woo hoo!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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Ebb Vicious
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1162 Posts |
Posted - 10/28/2004 : 18:20:25
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that doesn't sound very erotic at all. |
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Posted - 10/28/2004 : 18:23:19
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I dunno, doing the dishes, I'm getting images of rubber marigold gloves
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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Ebb Vicious
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 10/28/2004 : 18:26:10
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does the anal fisting come before or after the dishes then? |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 10/28/2004 : 18:26:46
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Funny, I just washed a few dishes. With my warm, bare hands.
Seriously, Tre, you crack me up.
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Ebb Vicious
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
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Posted - 10/28/2004 : 18:32:10
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no gloves? that's hardcore! |
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Posted - 10/28/2004 : 18:38:36
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warm bare hands
I've just come
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 10/28/2004 : 18:45:18
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Happy birthday!
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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Posted - 10/28/2004 : 18:57:30
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ha ha ha ha ha
I'll tell you two stories:
One: When I was an undergrad I started doing a biology degree, by the end of the first year I was bored with this and switched to biomolecular science (teamed with biochemistry students) after I joined that made a grand total of 10 of us doing these two degrees, we had a data handling lecture and I was the new girl to the group, the lecturer was late so we sat around talking for a while, the lecturer came in and told us that due to other commitments he would have to cut the three hour lecture an hour short, as soon as he said it and before I even thought about it I said OH MY GOD I'VE JUST COME, the silence and the stares were quite notable
Two: Another thing we had to do were 6 hour practicals every friday, I'm sensitive to latex so we got magic purple gloves, in the lunch hour my alcoholic compadres and I nipped to the yellow pub for a swift one (three) before the afternoon session started. Prof Williams came over to talk to me about something or other and noticed I'd picked up (in my drunken confusion) three pairs of gloves, he questioned this to which I leaned in and winked at him (reaking of lager) and said they were usefull for my night life
Famous for this, famous.
maybe infamous thinking about it
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 10/29/2004 : 05:36:49
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Thanks, birthday babe. You started off my day with a laugh.
Gotta go fend off the invading hordes.
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Posted - 10/29/2004 : 05:52:41
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I have a semi naked picture of Kathryn, who wants to start the bidding?
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
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Posted - 10/29/2004 : 06:20:00
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3$ (Canadian)
"ˇˇˇBien!!!, dame el ritmo. Así es mejor" - Jonathan Richman |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 10/29/2004 : 08:21:24
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Holy monkey! This is not a joke. She really does. Damn!
It is not a good feeling, people, being at Tre's mercy.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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GypsyDeath
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Posted - 10/29/2004 : 08:26:48
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quote: Originally posted by kathryn
Holy monkey! This is not a joke. She really does. Damn!
It is not a good feeling, people, being at Tre's mercy.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank
to eliminate the not so good feeling...dont send her revealing pictures of your self...simple really.
God forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex |
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KimStanleyRobinson
* Dog in the Sand *
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Posted - 10/29/2004 : 08:26:53
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Now wait - semi nude?
Elaborate, please. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 10/29/2004 : 08:52:19
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quote: Originally posted by GypsyDeath
quote: Originally posted by kathryn
Holy monkey! This is not a joke. She really does. Damn!
It is not a good feeling, people, being at Tre's mercy.
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank
to eliminate the not so good feeling...dont send her revealing pictures of your self...simple really.
God forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex
Fiiiiiirst of all. Canadian!? Canadian?! You wouldn't even cough up some American dollars?!
Secondly, Tre stole that photo. She came over, drank all my liquor, left her cigarette butts all over the living room floor and totally trashed the place, which still stinks like patchouli. Don't get me started.
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Posted - 10/29/2004 : 10:18:01
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I cut you a lock of my sacred underarm hair, be grateful damnit, I've been growing that for YEARS
Second bid soon to start (profits to be split between carolynanna and my good self) who wants to know what ebb looks like, we have the knowledge!
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
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Posted - 10/29/2004 : 10:25:01
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Oh, oh!!! I would pay more for a dressed up Ebb rather than a semi-nude (SEMI!!!) Kathryn.
You know I love you, Kathryn, but you must consider that I have five 24h porn channels for free, so I don't need it.
"ˇˇˇBien!!!, dame el ritmo. Así es mejor" - Jonathan Richman |
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Posted - 10/29/2004 : 10:28:28
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Kathryn's picture is way better than porn my friend I had a moment!
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
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Posted - 10/29/2004 : 10:37:49
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Well, I don't really dig porn all that much nowadays. I miss those old movies with silly scripts .
But, you know what I mean, those Ebb pic is the most exciting moment ever in this board. FB chat comes in second place.
"ˇˇˇBien!!!, dame el ritmo. Así es mejor" - Jonathan Richman |
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kathryn
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Posted - 10/29/2004 : 10:50:38
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Whore, I do know you love me, just as I know that I, an actual and real human female, cannot compete with porn.
Tre, is it your armpit hair that's stinking up the place or your taste in writers? Bukowski?
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Posted - 10/29/2004 : 11:32:37
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I fucking condtitioned today bitch
don't diss the buk in my presence again fanny-ann
Frank Black ate my hamster |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
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Posted - 10/29/2004 : 11:37:22
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fanny-ann?
Is that some British-ism I should fear or be offended by?
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Frank |
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Ebb Vicious
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1162 Posts |
Posted - 10/29/2004 : 11:41:12
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you know i'd be a lot more flattered by whore's excitement if he were a girl.
also i bid 3 US dollars on the kathryn pic. |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
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Posted - 10/29/2004 : 11:51:14
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Ebb is winning, isn't he? I think US dollars are more valuable than canadians. Anyway, this is my last offer. But i bid 5 US $ for a combo Ebb-Kath.
"ˇˇˇBien!!!, dame el ritmo. Así es mejor" - Jonathan Richman |
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Ebb Vicious
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1162 Posts |
Posted - 10/29/2004 : 11:56:37
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US$6! |
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Carolynanna
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Canada
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Posted - 10/29/2004 : 12:03:28
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Hey Tre, do you think Ebb Vicious looks more like Ebb Pleasant? or is it just me? ;)
__________ Godfather of nothing, ancesters of none. Black glasses and feedback took my sense of fun.
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Coldheartofstone
* Dog in the Sand *
Canada
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Posted - 10/29/2004 : 12:18:13
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Goodness gracious...I always miss the good talk.
He is in the music business, he is calling you DUDE! |
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