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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
 Posted - 05/05/2005 : 14:46:03
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| "I'd Buy It" |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2005 : 17:31:25
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"VoVat's lamest joke"
(And no, I wasn't dissing your skills; I actually found a lot of those pictures really funny. It's just that I can't do that kind of graphical manipulation, so I feel left out when threads start heading that way, and it looked like this one was.)
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2005 : 18:50:53
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"What does it mean when the girl at Taco Bell accidentally touches your hand for a spilt second when she is giving back your change?"
"What does it mean when you subsequently speed home to masturbate?"
 ... guitar god potion |
Edited by - Little Black Francis on 05/05/2005 18:55:11 |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2005 : 19:51:20
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"What does it mean when the Taco Bell girl turns out to be a lurker on the forum?"
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2005 : 19:52:41
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| "What Does It Mean When You Eat At Taco Bell And Get Diarrhea 2 Hours Later?" |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 05/05/2005 : 19:57:21
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"What does it mean when you think Taco Bell is a phone company?"
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 05/06/2005 : 12:42:19
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| "What Are You Getting LBF's Mom For Mothers Day?" |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 05/06/2005 : 13:29:34
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"A Floop's special taco?"
El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 05/06/2005 : 13:30:17
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"Sorry, this is not my war"
El amor es la distancia más larga entre un punto y otro |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 05/07/2005 : 11:14:40
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"MIA: Kathryn"
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 05/07/2005 : 11:34:49
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| "Kathryn and Hi-ksa Sitting In A Tree" |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 05/07/2005 : 12:15:55
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"Maybe Hi-ksa is Kathryn's husband"
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/07/2005 : 13:28:37
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"Thanks Kitty"
I joined the secret forum, and all I got was this lousy secret
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 05/07/2005 : 14:00:59
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"Ray Bradbury's theory about eating dirt"
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 05/07/2005 : 16:00:53
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"embarass yourself on purpose"
"real life porn fantasies"
Ok, I was really thinking about starting this one. It's a topic where you devulge your inner thoughts about having sex with people in your life. For example, this one is called Fucking the Boss' Daughter... I work for this 73 year old rich guy I met through his son who is 46, doing manual labor around his property. So I am always covered in dirt and sweat and all that good stuff. And the first day I am there a couple weeks ago his daughter came outside and I've been infatuated with her ever since. She's absolutely gorgeous, tall, hour glass like, glistening white teeth, perfect attire, and she has this air of perfection about her. Basically she is completely unattainable to me, the poor, wretched and ragged little plebian that I am. So I often fantasize about having sex with her. One good scenario happened the other day. The guy who I work for took off for a little while and she came walking up the driveway mid-fantasy. And then she went up to the house. When she was like 200 yards away she yelled back, "Do you want some water or something?" I said no. But then I thought that she would come down the driveway and say, "So, you want to fuck me right? Well come up here and hurry up." And we would fuck on the porch. She would be all demanding and tell me what to do and be rough and shit, and then she would never talk to me and act like it never happened. I wish I had a picture of her, she'd fit in another thread quite well.
So I guess I shouldn't make that a topic.
... guitar god potion |
Edited by - Little Black Francis on 05/07/2005 16:01:31 |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 05/07/2005 : 16:03:01
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| (please start that) |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 05/07/2005 : 16:03:54
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| "Going To See's Candy: Even If You Don't Buy Something They're Going To Give You A Free Sample" |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 05/07/2005 : 16:05:47
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(you do it)
... guitar god potion |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 05/07/2005 : 16:08:36
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| (but you won't like mine [hint: someone related to you makes an appearance in it]) |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/07/2005 : 16:20:08
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"I just love how many different situations these jokes fit into"
I joined the secret forum, and all I got was this lousy secret
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/07/2005 : 16:22:48
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"Reservoir Dogs: The Musical"
I joined the secret forum, and all I got was this lousy secret
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 05/07/2005 : 16:31:08
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"Post whatever the hell you feel like"
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 05/07/2005 : 16:45:17
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| "HAPPY 30 PAGES 'Pictures Of Beautiful Women Thread'!!!" |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 05/07/2005 : 18:41:48
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"Fear of flying with Ray Bradbury"
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 05/07/2005 : 21:49:50
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"what song is frank black listening to right now?"
... guitar god potion |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 05/08/2005 : 07:40:04
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"What did Frank Black eat last night?"
"What is Frank Black wearing right now?"
"Topics Frank was going to start but didn't"
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 05/08/2005 : 07:50:55
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"Frank Black Will Suck (For Blow)"
I joined the secret forum, and all I got was this lousy secret
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 05/08/2005 : 09:13:13
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"Is Frank Black going broke?"
"I just watched...(The Frank Black edit)"
"Random Frank can post anything he wants thread"
(This could go on forever, couldn't it?)
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 05/08/2005 : 12:37:54
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| "Man vs. Woman Throw Down: A Battle Royale" |
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Little Black Francis
> Teenager of the Year <
3648 Posts |
Posted - 05/08/2005 : 12:38:37
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"If it's not about my balls, I'm not listening"
... guitar god potion |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 05/08/2005 : 13:23:25
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"If it's not about food, I'm not listening"
I was all out of luck, like a duck that died. I was all out of juice, like a moose denied. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 05/08/2005 : 13:48:59
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| the "When Will Starmekitten Fix Her Signature Picture?" thread |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 05/08/2005 : 13:49:38
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whats wrong with it?
 meeting people is easy |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 05/08/2005 : 13:51:06
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"For Me It Doessn't Show Up" 
"This Fills Me With Grief"
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 05/08/2005 : 13:57:15
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| "Let's Talk About Her" |
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topics you were going to start but didn't
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