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 Posted - 04/01/2005 : 00:39:02
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"If it's a good Porto, you won't"
"But if you drink the whole bottle you might"
You're trying to
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2005 : 00:42:54
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"Fuck It"
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Posted - 04/01/2005 : 00:51:08
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"What? Did you drink it all?"
You're trying to
fool somebody, but you end up fooling yourself. |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2005 : 00:52:37
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"No, I'm Saving Some, But Fuck It Anyway"
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2005 : 00:53:59
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"Porto Wine: How Can A Million Portugales Be Wrong?"
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7446 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2005 : 05:05:45
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"I'm no a big fan of Porto wine"
"Sorry Rita, feel free to say you don't like champagne"
"But then I wouldn't believe you"
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2005 : 05:07:38
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"Champagne is SO overrated"
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7446 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2005 : 05:27:04
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"Giving champagne to an english: like casting pearls before swine"
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2005 : 05:32:39
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"Shut it Frenchy"
"Yes that is the best I can do"
Hansel and Gretel have formed a band, .....And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Breadcrumbs!!!
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Posted - 04/01/2005 : 05:48:07
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"I rather have Champagne then Port Wine"
"Do you know that Champage corks are made in Portugal?"
"Maybe that's why it tastes so good"
You're trying to
fool somebody, but you end up fooling yourself. |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2005 : 12:21:23
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"Champagne: Nectar of the Gods, second only to red wine"
"My secret forum crush hates me"
"Where is the forum April Fool's joke?"
"This weekend I am going to have so much fun,
someone's gonna get arrested!"
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Cheeseman1000
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Iceland
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Posted - 04/01/2005 : 13:21:52
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"No-one hates you really Kathryn"
"Per se..."
That's a good point though, why was there no April Fool's thread? I had some classics today?
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5456 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2005 : 13:30:21
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"I thought I was now kathryn's secret forum crush  "
"I feel cheap and used"
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2005 : 13:35:39
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"you are cheap and used"
"aw, I love you darwin"
"like a little weird puppy"
 cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5456 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2005 : 13:40:31
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"Who you calling a weird puppy, spungecock kitty?"
"What is a spungecock?"
"Is it spongecock? Mr. Softie?" |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2005 : 13:54:16
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no one...... *cough*
a spungecock is one half of the spungecock and bob dynamic welsh duo I used to go drinking with as an undergrad, after a particularly heavy session we all staggered back to my house to polish off the vat of sangria that was hidden somewhere and watch Bill Hicks videos till the morning, upon walking into my living room spungecock noticed the neat pile of lemon sponge cakes my housemate had made, picked them up and ground them into his jeans leaving cake mess all over his crotch and all over the floor, funny at the time, less funny when my housemate woke up the next day and found three drunk people collapsed on the floor covered in her lemon cakes.
I spell it with a u because spelling it with an o turns it into one of those words that I just can't cope with
cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2005 : 13:57:06
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"Petition For More Gratuitous Packaging"
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5456 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2005 : 13:59:36
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"Hidden vat of sangia: brilliant surprise or recipe for disaster?"
"The British love their u's" |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2005 : 14:02:15
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"Guess What Meat Item I'll Be Preparing Tomorrow"
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2005 : 14:04:14
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"Most Embarassing Item You Can Buy At The Supermarket"
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2005 : 14:09:23
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"how many secret forum crushes are we allowed anyway?"
"it's more than one right? like five would be ok?"
"hormones of a 17 year old"
"we like our weird puppys too darwin"
cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2005 : 14:14:53
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"I Was Almost Killed Today By A Handicapped, Elderly Asian Driver"
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2005 : 14:18:58
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"was he wearing a hat and driving a volvo?"
"my dad says all the worst drivers wear hats and drive volvos"
"fucking thrills on the firday night project, and sadie frost, grr, thank heavens for jimmy carr"
cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2005 : 14:20:10
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"I'll Reserve My Opinions On What Group I Consider The Worst Drivers"
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2005 : 15:23:22
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"Women"
"My forum crush is the nicest forum member ever in the
whole wide world"
"spungecock sounds gross"
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2005 : 15:24:44
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
"Women"
"Wrong"
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5456 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2005 : 15:26:09
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Posted - 04/01/2005 : 15:33:43
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"You know that women are right"
"Who stole my thread?"
You're trying to
fool somebody, but you end up fooling yourself. |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2005 : 15:33:57
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
"spungecock sounds gross"
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics
"wrong!"
cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation |
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Broken Face
-= Forum Pistolero =-
USA
5157 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2005 : 15:36:37
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the "i need a nap" thread
the "brozen lizard needs to make more movies" thread
the "big hair - still popular in ohio apparently" thread*
the "april fools day 2005 - the first one where i've participated in a good fooling" thread
* ms. broken face's friend from ohio has been in town all week and has HUGE big hair - and i live in jersey folks. apparently all the jersey girls who are bon jovi fans and love acid washed jeans just moved to the buckeye state. where they voted for bush and fucked our nation's progress. sigh
-Brian
If you move I shoots!
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2005 : 15:53:12
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"GET WELL SOON BRIAN"
cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2005 : 18:53:32
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"Wrong: The Thread"
"Brian, I am an insensitive moron and I apologize"
"Women have big hair in my state, too, but not on their
head, on their armpits and legs. Yes, the hippies
run free and unshaved here and it's terrifying."
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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starmekitten
-= Forum Pistolera =-
United Kingdom
6370 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2005 : 19:35:37
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"Seriously though, is more than one crush allowed?"
"Or do I have to choose?"
cats have nine lives/ which makes them ideal for experimentation |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 04/01/2005 : 19:39:02
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"I have one crush and one crush only"
"My foot's asleep"
"I ate too much chocolate again"
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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VoVat
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
9168 Posts |
Posted - 04/02/2005 : 12:46:17
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"Which celebrity would you eat, and then bring back to life for dinner and sex?"
"Reunion? Shit union!" |
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