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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
 Posted - 02/28/2005 : 15:15:10
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"One of Sidney Lumet's daughters stole my black hoodie in college"
"Stole. Such a strong word. Borrowed and neglected to return"
 I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 15:22:29
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"Murdered. Such a strong word. Killed and neglected to bring back to life"
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 02/28/2005 : 15:52:24
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"Love. Such a weak word to describe my feelings for all things
Frank. Adore and would die for."
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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whoreatthedoor
> Teenager of the Year <
Spain
2873 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 05:20:14
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Vulva. Such a disgusting word.
The violet, the lily and the pink but those I refused all three |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 08:06:01
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How do you cure a burnt mouth?
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7446 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 08:07:13
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Did you try to pop your tongue?
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 08:12:12
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Perhaps she has been smoking cock?
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Edited by - Homers_pet_monkey on 03/01/2005 08:12:47 |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7446 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 08:15:46
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LOL
the "Things you can smoke" thread
the "the Since this thread started I developed the strange habit of starting all my sentences with 'the' and ending them with 'thread' thread" thread
"Fyro Macedonia is #1"
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 08:20:08
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The "I should be so lucky" thread
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 08:30:53
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The "There 'Aint Nothing Light About My Marlboro" thread
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 12:18:42
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The "In Fyro Macedonia, all sentences start with 'the' and end with
'thread' " thread
The "I couldn't find Fyro Macedonia on a map if my life depended on it" thread
The "Somewhere in the Balcans, right?" thread
The "I heart vulvas" thread -- dedicated to Whore
The "Surfer's got a good excuse to eat lots of ice cream" thread
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7446 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 12:40:50
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"I could probably locate Fyro Macedonia but has anyone ever heard of Niue?"
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 12:45:59
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"What's the point of living in Polynesia if you can't ski, Denis?"
"Is this about your fantasy of wearing a toga 24/7?"
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5456 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 15:05:10
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quote:
Originally posted by kathryn
"One of Sidney Lumet's daughters stole my black hoodie in college"
"I bet she stretched it out nicely"
"Where does one start when stalking?"
"There needs to be a stalker's handbook" |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 16:24:33
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The "No one stretches out my tops" thread
The "Just sayin'" thread
The "In other news, I am totally freaked out, having just found out
that my next-door neighbor died a few hours ago from the same
bronchial thing I've had since late January; granted, he was
elderly, but still..." thread
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5456 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 16:32:23
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| "Amy Lumet: does anyone stretch tops better?" (the stalking is producing leads, she's Lena Horne's grand-daughter) |
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Homers_pet_monkey
= Official forum monkey =
United Kingdom
17125 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 16:32:43
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"You don't need an excuse to eat lot's of ice cream"
"Ice cream is the greatest food on earth"
"They have better food on other planets though"
Pure Reason Revolution |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 16:40:40
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The "I could have told you that, darwin, and a lot more" thread
The "However, I will not be aiding or abetting stalking of someone I know" thread
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1713 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 16:44:01
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the "i'm with mrs. ozzy on this one" thread
(from the newyorkpostonline: February 28, 2005 -- AMY Lumet, the beautiful daughter of director Sidney Lumet, won't soon forget her encounter with Sharon Osbourne the other night as she arrived at the Beverly Hills Hotel for a dinner honoring Sidney. As Amy entered the hotel in a low-cut dress, Sharon, who has had quite a bit of plastic surgery herself, admired Amy's bosom. "Sharon told Amy she had the greatest [breasts] she'd ever seen," said a source)
the "can i buy your hoody, kathryn?" thread |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5456 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 16:47:13
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"Umm, stalking is such an ugly word."
"Where did you go to school kathryn?"
"Been to visit anyone in Hawaii lately?" |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 16:47:30
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The "She never returned it, is the point!" thread
The "I am really freaking out right now" thread
The "Goodnight. I am going to swim away my freakiness" thread
The "Bronchitis, my ass" thread
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 16:50:38
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"Is there friggin fatal bronchitis is Hawaii? Is that why you ask?"
"We didn't go to the same school but she and my really good girlfriend
went to the same high school, if that's what you mean"
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5456 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 16:53:54
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"I believe the beautifully enhanced Ms. Lumet lives in Hawaii"
"Good luck with the cough" |
Edited by - darwin on 03/01/2005 16:56:36 |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 16:56:54
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"Oh, OK. I've got other things on my mind right now. Sorry."
"A plane from LAX will take you to her, then?"
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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darwin
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
USA
5456 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 17:03:11
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"Plane? This is getting too expensive"
"Oogle globally. Stalk locally." |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 17:06:15
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"Post that on the bumperstickers thread!"
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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tobafett
* Dog in the Sand *
USA
1713 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 17:19:37
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/01/2005 : 18:48:51
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"What exactly is the Frank Black conspiracy?"
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7446 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2005 : 01:36:48
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"Is Niue in Polynesia? Cool!"
"I'll go to Polynesia before I die, I swear it"
"You can't ski there but you can surf, that'll do"
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2005 : 06:07:04
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"but I'm not in the mood for icecream"
"why are my pics taking so damn long to upload?"
"why are lawyers such bastards?"
"why am I always in trouble?"
"why can't I find someone to give me a decent shoulder rub?"
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
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vilainde
>> Denizen of the Citizens Band <<
Niue
7446 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2005 : 06:21:48
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"Best G string"
Denis
"I believe in your perfect face..." |
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kathryn
~ Selkie Bride ~
Belgium
15320 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2005 : 06:31:20
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"I spend all day putting tutus on a small child"
I still believe in the excellent joy of the Catholics |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2005 : 06:54:59
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"What does it mean when you stop recognising yourself in photographs?"
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
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floop
= Wannabe Volunteer =
Mexico
15297 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2005 : 08:28:51
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quote:
Originally posted by Surfer Rosa
"why can't I find someone to give me a decent shoulder rub?"
(cough)
ist es möglich für ein quesadilla skrotum zu lecken? beim sprechen der quesadillas von LBF, ja. ja in der tatheheheheheheehehee! |
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Surfer Rosa
> Teenager of the Year <
4209 Posts |
Posted - 03/02/2005 : 08:41:01
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"another reason to move to California"
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
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